Jon Stewart Has Admitted Trump Is 'Exposing Corporate And Political Corruption'

GOD SAID - BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON:

  Omar Apollo announces world tour ahead of ‘God Said No’ album release

THAT WHICH MUST NEVER BE SPOKEN MUST NEVER BE SPOKEN:

  Columbia Law Review student editors to strike after directors intervene with article on Nakba

WHAT INTERNATIONAL LAW?

  Israel’s Widespread Use of White Phosphorus in Lebanon, Gaza Violates Int’l Law: Human Rights Watch

BYE-BYE, BIBI:

  Israeli minister Benny Gantz resigns from war cabinet over absence of post-war Gaza plan 

     

THEY GOT YOU COMIN' AND GOIN':

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 THE GIRLS DON'T SEEM TO CARE:

  The Meaning Behind “FM (No Static at All),” a Song Where Steely Dan Mocked the Airwaves that Helped Make Them

DO WHISKEY NEXT:

  Florida Sen. Rick Scott says he'll vote against recreational pot after brother's death

WHO CARES - HOW OFTEN DOES IT MAKE SOMEONE PLAY DUBSTEP?

  Huge Study Reveals How Often Cannabis Triggers Psychotic Episodes

STARTING A FIRE IN THE WOODS:

  A history of the LGBTQ+ aspects of the Boy Scout movement

I WOULD'VE EXPECTED THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT:

  Gay sex club in supermarket basement arouses imagination of genteel Brooklyn neighborhood

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUDDY:

  Danica Patrick Calls Out 'Bulls--t' Fact About Pride Month

IN THROUGH THE OUT DOOR:

  Trans high school girl, 17, gets her jaw broken in two places after going into the boys' bathroom

FROM TINKERBELL TO JACK THE RIPPER:

  How transgenderism is viewed around the world: From the country that celebrates trans people to where they are deemed 'mentally ill'

THIS IS A WARNING:

  LGBTQ+ cruising: ‘My husband’s bisexual so I thought we’d like it’

EDMOND:

  Disgraced Team USA gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar is 'paying gangsters with sexual favors for prison protection'

GOOD FOR YOU - WANNA COOKIE?

  THE HIGH LIFE I went from antiques trader to biggest meth dealer who got high with George Michael, all it took was an ecstasy tablet

BUT HOW DO PEOPLE BECOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS?

  ‘Tranq’ Turns More Illicit Drug Users Into Amputees

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY:

  Florida woman, 38, warns of risks of psychedelics after she hurled herself off a stairwell on LSD, leaving her paralyzed from the neck down

LEAVING GETTING CRAZY TO THE EXPERTS:

  Woman approached by adult website after flashing crowd at hockey game forced to make major change

CAN'T GET IT UP ANYMORE:

  'Fake Viagra' Utah GOP Senate candidate Trent Staggs who is running campaign based on his business experience filed for bankruptcy in 2010 and claimed $1M in liabilities

WHOLESOME LANGUAGE FOR DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP:

  Former Mormon lays bare fascinating DATING slang used by members of the ultra-strict church - and the meanings behind the quirky phrases, from 'Levi lovin' to 'filling your canteen'... so, how many do YOU understand?

THEY'RE BOTH DEAD BUT THE SYSTEM ONLY LET "HER" DOWN:

  Mom-of-three is 'killed by her ex-husband in murder-suicide' after 'the entire system let her down'

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC:

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AS PEOPLE ARE KNOWN TO DO:

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AMERICA SHRUGS:

  A woman was found dead in Yosemite. Now she's been linked to a cult and a serial killer.

YOU'RE STILL IN AMERICA:

  Vermont Conversation: Surviving and escaping the Twelve Tribes cult

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HELL:

  Where O.J. Simpson Found Acceptance, No Questions Asked

STILL ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

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WE ONLY USE 10% OF OUR BRAIN'S POTENTIAL, MAN:

  The brain can store nearly 10 times more data than previously thought, study confirms 

    

 WE'VE TRULY ARRIVED - IN THE WORST WAY:

  Carl Sagan's future 'celebration of ignorance' prediction from 1995 was spookily spot on

That One Time When What You Haven't (Heard) Is Better Than What You Have

Officials throw punches at Youth Football Game

There are free flights over Burning Man, including to join Mile High Club

Should we abandon hope and prepare for anarchy?

Elementary school teacher gets to be a 'Rockstar' for a night with Nickelback

 

 Stand By the Seawall (Alternate Version) - Steely Dan, Aja Outtakes, 1977

Instapundit Solves Race Problems (By Blaming Blacks)

Oh Lawd, I can't read or write, and don't even know what to try and think about this morning, mind completely blank, as ever.

But, after a quick look at another empty bank account, leave it to good ol' Massa Glenn Reynolds to cheer me up - RACE IS THE TOPIC OF THE DAY! - and, don't you know, Massa Glenn just the man to handle it:

  "BECAUSE OF RACISM: Why doesn’t criticism of Obama get any traction."

See there?

That man from Tennessee - sharp as a whip! He know his subject, his prejudice - I mean, his predicate - and who ass to kick, yes Sir!

But whose racism is losing traction, you say?

Say you been around the world, and you been to the Washington Zoo, and in all your travels not once did facts unravel, blacks as racists, to be true?

Well, that don't matter!

You say so yourself, everybody know America is a racist country, right? So we got that much nailed down!

What the world don't know is, WE got Massa Glenn, an American political genius, so nobody KNOW black folks are instigating but probably him, Massa Drudge, and the gun-toting, sea-faring friends of the internets.

Spreading truth around like gospel, getting away with acting like it true anyway, the rascals.

Listen, if Massa Glenn say it's black racism - he giving white folk accurate information. It may get some black folk hurt or killed, for it's "accuracy", but conservatism is sweeping the electorate lately and there ain't nothing you can do about it, and nothing racist about it. I know - reading Massa Glenn done definitely made me colorblind.

How to turn that around? How to turn WHAT around? I don't see the problem you see but, if you wanna play games with peoples lives, which is what this is, if I were you, I'd turn EVERYTHING round. Like this:

  "Why doesn’t criticism of Obama get any traction? BECAUSE OF GLENN REYNOLDS' RACISM"

See? You got the same information, but now it makes a wobbly kind of sense and everything. Hell, even niggas can understand it.

Criticism of Obama flow from racists, like Massa Glenn and his buddies, but everybody sane roll they eyes at the boys and girls who cry wolf and ignore 'em - just like they do me - question answered.

I do admit, it's a little more lousy-goosey than Massa Glenn's,...might even take some getting used to,...but every element stay the same. Fair fight, always has been.

It might even make more logical, and historical sense, than black folk somehow - massively outnumbered and with every monetary and military tool still weighted to the white side - transformed into the nation's aggressors, don't you think?

I don't think. If I did, I'd wanna get paid for it. Like Massa Glenn.

Ooooh whee, look at time fly! If y'a'll excuse me, I gots to go:

"The Knockout Game" starting, and Massa Glenn say I can't be late,…