Complaints Work For Whites (Blacks Must Understand)

Shit - Oh, Happy Day! - The "crazy" white lady won!

“Ku Klux Klan flag taken down after angering Florida neighborhood”

Whether it's Third World poverty found in Glenn Reynolds' Tennessee, or no public transportation to the city for Wisconsin blacks, or all the ugly (and deadly) racial stuff occurring in Florida, there's something about the former slave states that keeps them from getting it right.

Of course, being black and not a "crazy" white lady, I'm in no position to even speculate on what that could be.

That's the essence of what blacks being "free" means to whites, now - keep it moving, poverty people:

They've always had more pressing concerns on their minds,...

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I think I understand how Glenn thinks now:

"If you're poor, stop being poor."

That's definitely the message I've gotten from reading Instapundit,...

Some People Aren't Confused About Which Side Is Up

This should be happening all over America, cheers to whoever did it:

Struggling waitress left $1,075 tip on $29.30 bill by generous family who told her 'Jesus blessed us and we were led to give it to you'

Khadijah Muhammad turned up to work at Cheddar's cafe-restaurant in Knoxville, Tennessee on Wednesday knowing that she needed a miracle.

As she left her house there was a disconnection notice on the door that her electricity was about to be shut off - one of many bills that amounted this month after the 26-year-old wife was forced to give up her shifts and rush to Ohio to be with her mom, who had suffered a heart attack.

'All I wanted was to see my mother one more time,' a teary Muhammad told WBIR,...

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you anti-welfare types: 

 It takes so little to turn a poor person's life around,….

 

Instapundit Solves Race Problems (By Blaming Blacks)

Oh Lawd, I can't read or write, and don't even know what to try and think about this morning, mind completely blank, as ever.

But, after a quick look at another empty bank account, leave it to good ol' Massa Glenn Reynolds to cheer me up - RACE IS THE TOPIC OF THE DAY! - and, don't you know, Massa Glenn just the man to handle it:

  "BECAUSE OF RACISM: Why doesn’t criticism of Obama get any traction."

See there?

That man from Tennessee - sharp as a whip! He know his subject, his prejudice - I mean, his predicate - and who ass to kick, yes Sir!

But whose racism is losing traction, you say?

Say you been around the world, and you been to the Washington Zoo, and in all your travels not once did facts unravel, blacks as racists, to be true?

Well, that don't matter!

You say so yourself, everybody know America is a racist country, right? So we got that much nailed down!

What the world don't know is, WE got Massa Glenn, an American political genius, so nobody KNOW black folks are instigating but probably him, Massa Drudge, and the gun-toting, sea-faring friends of the internets.

Spreading truth around like gospel, getting away with acting like it true anyway, the rascals.

Listen, if Massa Glenn say it's black racism - he giving white folk accurate information. It may get some black folk hurt or killed, for it's "accuracy", but conservatism is sweeping the electorate lately and there ain't nothing you can do about it, and nothing racist about it. I know - reading Massa Glenn done definitely made me colorblind.

How to turn that around? How to turn WHAT around? I don't see the problem you see but, if you wanna play games with peoples lives, which is what this is, if I were you, I'd turn EVERYTHING round. Like this:

  "Why doesn’t criticism of Obama get any traction? BECAUSE OF GLENN REYNOLDS' RACISM"

See? You got the same information, but now it makes a wobbly kind of sense and everything. Hell, even niggas can understand it.

Criticism of Obama flow from racists, like Massa Glenn and his buddies, but everybody sane roll they eyes at the boys and girls who cry wolf and ignore 'em - just like they do me - question answered.

I do admit, it's a little more lousy-goosey than Massa Glenn's,...might even take some getting used to,...but every element stay the same. Fair fight, always has been.

It might even make more logical, and historical sense, than black folk somehow - massively outnumbered and with every monetary and military tool still weighted to the white side - transformed into the nation's aggressors, don't you think?

I don't think. If I did, I'd wanna get paid for it. Like Massa Glenn.

Ooooh whee, look at time fly! If y'a'll excuse me, I gots to go:

"The Knockout Game" starting, and Massa Glenn say I can't be late,…

 

Slavery In Tennessee And Nobody Tells Glenn Reynolds

 "A groundbreaking exhibit about the slaves and slaveholders who worked and resided at a distinctive plantation in Tennessee will open next year at the Tennessee State Museum in Nashville.


The exhibit, Slaves and Slaveholders of Wessyngton Plantation, looks at the lives of both the enslaved African Americans and their white owners on the 13,000 acre plantation in Robertson County, Tennessee. The exhibition, which is free to the public, will open Feb. 11 and close Aug. 31, 2014.


Through first and third person accounts, the exhibit will reconstruct the lives of several enslaved people, giving them names, faces, and the details of what happened to them before, during, and after the Civil War.



Among the slaves profiled in the exhibit is Jenny Blow Washington. The founder of Wessyngton Plantation, Joseph Washington, purchased 10-year-old Jenny and her sister from a Virginia planter in 1802. The sisters traveled to Wessyngton Plantation in Tennessee with Washington, never to see their mother again. Although slaves could not legally marry, Jenny had a lifelong relationship with a slave named Godfrey Washington and gave birth to at least nine children.  Jenny and her family performed the chores involved with maintaining the large Washington house. Her known descendants number in the thousands."

When Other's Poverty Makes You Too Proud To Shut-Up

I swear - every year - Glenn Reynolds brags more than Kanye with new nudes of Kim:

"HERE’S MY RECIPE FOR Thanksgiving Leg Of Lamb. I’m cooking three of them, plus a turkey, tomorrow."

See? People from slave states* assume their code is slick:

Glenn's really admitting they'll have two turkeys at the table.

At least, there will be, at any one he's sitting at.

*And that, my friends, was today's Nigger, Neener, Neener, Neener,...