The Addams Family (Who's Child Is This?)

Other than her complete lack of charisma, and a willingness to scheme, Chelsea Clinton doesn't resemble her mother in any way.

She also shares no features, or mannerisms, with her "father". 

On the other hand, she DOES have the distinctive fish lips,... 

And the mannerisms,...

And other features (extensive plastic surgery couldn't hide) that any casual observer would say,... 

For the good of the country, Chelsea and Webster Hubble, the Clinton's old fixer, should've already gotten a DNA test, decades ago. 

Bill DOESN'T Have To Fuck Hillary? Wow. (He IS Lucky)

"I betcha, if we got Chelsea alone, we could both do her!" 

 HA! For once, I'm not going to knock Boomers too hard, because without those scumbags I wouldn't get these outstanding episodes of "love of my life" depravity - or is it "soul mate" time again? I get confused. (I'll have to ask Ann & Meade - they're the experts on multiple partners in "marriage",...)

Whatever - I ain't missing this shit for nothing - do something to the kid, first. That's ALWAYS how you  get my attention. It's too bad she's not younger, though. Doesn't have the same impact:

We'd be together today, if it wasn't for Chelsea: Two decades after their affair, Gennifer Flowers reveals how Bill told her Hillary was bisexual 

• Flowers's 12-year affair with Bill Clinton was exposed in 1992 during his presidential campaign 

• She bitterly regrets rejecting him when he last begged to see her and says he's the 'love of her life' 

• Launching a career as a sex columnist she says Clinton taught her everything she knows 

• Bill told her Hillary was 'bisexual' and that he had 'no problem with that'

BWAAAA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!!! YES!!!! Oh, Good Lord, give me strength! Hilarious. The New Modern American Family, brought to me by the people who had no appreciation for it to begin with - Boomers. Come on, you guys, start fucking in public - again - and lead us all to (your) promised land.

And what does Chelsea have to do with anything anyway?

She's Webster Hubble's kid.

She's Webster Hubble's kid or that girl from The Exorcist.

I figure Chelsea got her face done to look more like Gennifer Flowers because Bill's so fucking HOT!

Forget Anthony Weiner - those guy's got it good:

Boomers, I mean. 

After everything they have done for America - it's just,...it's just,...it's just a wonderful time to be alive,...

 

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The Big-Assed Saturday Feminist Pimp Lament

Yeah, I know - nobody cares if Arianna Huffington's an evil, lying, opportunistic NewAge weak-maneater - it's giving her your money that's the fun part!

That smile, who can resist, right?

You pussy-whipped bitches.

It's like my friend, Ann Althouse, getting all excited because women are starting wars now!
Whoo-hoo!

Unfortunately, those particular women - like the men Arianna's caught - can't fight worth shit. Tell me:

Would Hillary Clinton be willing to put punk-assed Chelsea on the front line of any battlefield?

Hell no - that bitch is too pussy.

You're all pussy.

And all you know is pussy.

Barack Obama?

Pussy.


You ever look at a dude's hands and know he ain't ever been in a fight, never done a lick of work - he ain't ever done nothin' except, maybe, fuck?

That's what I'm talkin' about:

You all about the pussy.