Salon.com - Baked (On That NYT Cake): Bringing Home The Bacon

Speaking of forgettable things I'd rather not face, AGAIN, Salon.com is back to the journalistically unimportant job of reminding me "Donald Trump's a total pig" - like that's something likely to slip my mind after 40 years of watching him. 

Bill Clinton being a pedophile AND a long-confirmed rapist of Juanita Broderick bothers them not - even in an election year - nor does Hillary, covering for that, all these decades (the party sincerely believes she should be rewarded, with the keys to the White House, for that service). 

Democrat donor, Ed Buck, being a drug-addicted murderer of black men, is also of little-to-no concern. A real vote-getter for the Black Lives Matter crowd.

Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, and Anthony Weiner, alone - what do their combined contributions to criminality compare to a man caught (in an act of betrayal by NBC) admitting women let rich guys "grab 'em by the pussy"?

And, are the Democrats even TRYING to be a better party, than Trump is a pig? Not on their life. 

They just want to stand before me - covered in shit - swearing HE'S smelling up the joint.

And the whole thing stinks.

 

The Ol' In/Out Never Goes Out Of Style

Since I’m on punishment at Facebook (again - Thanks, Dad) I’m putting some links, here, so readers can still “get the picture” without the artist being around.

The New Republic’s got an article called “A Decade Of Liberal Delusion And Failure” that doesn’t try to wrestle with that headline, as it limits itself to the left’s political maneuverings, and not the crazy people behind them. The prison sentence, just handed down to Brazils “John of God” for multiple rapes, after he was “once promoted by Oprah, and carried out treatments on Bill Clinton” is a fine year-ending example of how we discover “the gang’s all here!” - exactly where they shouldn’t be - and also shows how difficult it is to take, and escape their influence. I mean, this is a story about Brazil, for goodness’ sake.

It doesn't matter. Just as we’ve seen, and heard, around a Harvey Weinstein, or a Jeffery Epstein, an Anthony Weiner, or Ed Buck, The Democrat Party is made up of some dark characters doing very dark things - indefensible things - while posing as trying to help. It makes me wonder what their supporters even think they’re fighting for, when the reality’s right there, for anyone to see:

They're a sex cult.

 

2 Friends, 1 Boss - What's Going On With You, Hoss?

Now, after a couple of shots from Hot Air, here's Pajamas Media's Roger Simon on Instapundit's act:

  “Ignore Glenn’s Advice On IOS7 Upgrade’” 

Ignore his advice.

I guess, like Anthony Weiner, the Right has to wait for complete exposure before they get the message,...

 

TMR's Very First Public Affairs Story & Answer Period

STORY: 

Ted Turner: 

Men Should Be Barred From Political Office For 100 Years

 ANSWER: 

Ted Turner should be the first man to set an example and - after he castrates himself - get out of our face.

STORY: 

Anthony Weiner: 

"I’m not an idiot, 

I know it succeeded in derailing my campaign.”

ANSWER: 

No, Bozo, you ARE an idiot, 

and YOU succeeded in derailing your campaign.

QUOTE:

"While we’ve been focusing lately on major crises gripping the top echelons of the Church of Scientology, it’s useful to remember there are still quite a few folks out there in far-flung locations, doing what they can to “clear the planet” — spread the word about Scientology so it can take over the world.

And what better way to do that than with ads placed on Craigslist?"

STORY: 

"The base is primed to reward Cruz, 

whatever he does or doesn't achieve."

 ANSWER: 

The conservative base is in a like-to-lose mode, leaving the rest of us waiting in the wilderness, for a mad man to implode.

STORY: 

Veteran theology professor 

asked to leave Christian college 

after coming out as transgender

ANSWER: 

This outcome should've been so obvious, I'm wondering why it's even peddled as news,...

Hillary Clinton "Could Be Our First Lesbian President"

Shoot for the stars, baby, shoot for the stars,...

Bill DOESN'T Have To Fuck Hillary? Wow. (He IS Lucky)

"I betcha, if we got Chelsea alone, we could both do her!" 

 HA! For once, I'm not going to knock Boomers too hard, because without those scumbags I wouldn't get these outstanding episodes of "love of my life" depravity - or is it "soul mate" time again? I get confused. (I'll have to ask Ann & Meade - they're the experts on multiple partners in "marriage",...)

Whatever - I ain't missing this shit for nothing - do something to the kid, first. That's ALWAYS how you  get my attention. It's too bad she's not younger, though. Doesn't have the same impact:

We'd be together today, if it wasn't for Chelsea: Two decades after their affair, Gennifer Flowers reveals how Bill told her Hillary was bisexual 

• Flowers's 12-year affair with Bill Clinton was exposed in 1992 during his presidential campaign 

• She bitterly regrets rejecting him when he last begged to see her and says he's the 'love of her life' 

• Launching a career as a sex columnist she says Clinton taught her everything she knows 

• Bill told her Hillary was 'bisexual' and that he had 'no problem with that'

BWAAAA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!!! YES!!!! Oh, Good Lord, give me strength! Hilarious. The New Modern American Family, brought to me by the people who had no appreciation for it to begin with - Boomers. Come on, you guys, start fucking in public - again - and lead us all to (your) promised land.

And what does Chelsea have to do with anything anyway?

She's Webster Hubble's kid.

She's Webster Hubble's kid or that girl from The Exorcist.

I figure Chelsea got her face done to look more like Gennifer Flowers because Bill's so fucking HOT!

Forget Anthony Weiner - those guy's got it good:

Boomers, I mean. 

After everything they have done for America - it's just,...it's just,...it's just a wonderful time to be alive,...

 

Laurence O'Donnell To Weiner: What's Wrong With You?

What a jerk.

Though, I must admit, it seems kind of unfair to hit Weiner with this question, alone, when so many need to have it placed before them as well,...

A Tough Break By Virtue Of Birth (And Too Much TV)

Imagine you're a black guy. You have a limited knowledge of white people, but leave the ghetto anyway, to idealistically get yourself a job:

“If you worked for Weiner, you were lucky if he refused to acknowledge your existence. Those less fortunate got called ‘cocksucker.’”

"Oh, but that's just the Democrats!"I can hear Republicans say, "Come with us!" But the Democrats have been telling you Republicans are racist your entire life! Do you see the bind? 

Do you see the bind?

 

Men Without Game Get Caught Like This All-The-Time

Here's another bit of wisdom, courtesy of that guardian of manliness, Glenn Reynolds, again (Am I the only person who actually reads him, or the only one noticing what he promotes?) This time he's pumping "7 Ways to End a Toxic Relationship" - if you're a young man, reading Reynolds, live and learn:

"If you're in a toxic relationship, you probably know you want to get out. But you feel stuck, paralyzed, and nagged by doubts. You might cling to hope that he could change."

"He"? Where'd the word "he" come from? Can't "toxic relationships" go either way? Then why the gender targeting language? Oh yeah - because Glenn's wife wrote a book. That he's read. But didn't understand. So he promotes the opposite. Leader of the blogosphere, mind you. Tea Party hero, this guy. Law professor. Brilliant as a booger. How about this one:

"7. You don't owe anyone any explanations. You don't owe your family, friends, children, or even your partner justification that satisfies them as to why you want to leave."

Brilliant - thanks, Glenn. 

Considering how everybody helps out in a relationship, you - that would be the woman - don't owe anybody anything when your narcissism grows to the level of man-eating beast. That's what conservatives are fighting for, correct? Must be - Glenn's promoting it and he's the Big Dawg.

I don't know about his home life but, as far as his blog, he's practically our Anthony Weiner,...

 

"The Corrections" Isn't Just A Book Title, You Know?

If everyone caught lying was treated like this, we'd be a much better country by now:

"The boo-birds came out in force again Tuesday for Alex Rodriguez. 

But then something different — a swelling of cheers from the crowd in Chicago. 

The fans let out a healthy roar after A-Rod was grazed on the elbow by a Chris Sale pitch in the third inning."

Or how about this baller:

"Before the debate, Weiner put a hand on McDonald's back and said hello, prompting McDonald to reply: 'I would appreciate if you would never touch me again.'"

Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Mitt Romney, Oprah Winfrey, Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse - the potential list of targets goes on:

Really - when it comes to how society currently functions - what we need is a little more shame:

Can you imagine all the "upscale subversives" we'd be done with?

I've Told You And Told You: NewAge = Non-Judgmental

 

Stopped taking my latest pills because they make me nauseous:

Then I saw this and got really sick,...

 

We Are Now A Nation Of Elitist College-Educated Idiots

Classic line:

"Carlos Danger? Really? That's not even made up,..."

ADDED:

   

 It was just too good,...

 

The Very Definition Of The News Term "Ass-Backwords"

 

 Insty ran this and good for him. Look at those faces, remember those names. KNOW who the educated fools are. We will rarely achieve efficiency in journalism with 'em: 

 Like, once we've got devastating facts, who thinks where they come from is priority?

Evidence always comes first,...

 

Democrats: Republicans Playing "Candyland" Too Often

How Anthony and Huma Weiner see him can't compete with how he really looks:

“You want this guy to be mayor? Or you want him in therapy? I mean, this is a guy who’s got some severe psychological problems… It’s noble that she’s stuck with him. I feel sorry for her. But she’s complicit too, an enabler or whatever you want to call it… It’s the Twilight Zone. It’s Oz. It’s f—-ng crazy.”

But it wouldn't be fucking crazy if Bill Clinton came out and said a few words. And those folks who've already got their Hillary 2016 stickers printed would probably bus in. And maybe even the great lady herself, to tell us about perseverance in the face of adversity because, Good Lord, boomers will never understand why we wouldn't want the same walking wet stains in Washington all over again. Personally, I agree with them and the pundits on only one thing: 

 When it comes to us getting that again, their qualifications are impeccable,...

 

The New Definition Of "Peace & Love" (And Why MLK Is Constantly Being Shoved Down Our Throats - Without Mentioning A Little Thing Like How He Led His Life)

 

Evidence pols are more clueless than the citizenry - this time from that loser, Anthony Weiner:

“Listen, if you believe that my personal failings disqualify me, don’t vote for me. But, my friend, I’m not sure exactly what it is that you’re asking for.”

An average citizen gave us a (common sense) hint:

“He has no shame. Character is something that’s hard to find.”

Ha - "shame" and "character" - what amazing things to expect from adults today! Considering all the cheating, family-abandoning, and "remarrying" fools out there - and how society has condoned the harm they've caused since the 60s - no one should be surprised:

 Depravity and selfishness (as we know them today) were hippie inventions,...