Travels From Lack-Of-Success To Lack-Of-Success On A Planet Destined To Die

 

THEY NOTICED - THEN WENT RIGHT BACK TO IT:  

World tensions ‘coming to the boil’

NETFLIX SHOULD JUST REBRAND AS 'THE CULT CHANNEL' NOW: 

The 7M TikTok Cult Is the Subject of Netflix's Newest Documentary

   

  LET ME GUESS - NO MEAT/NO CHEDDAR NOT A HUGE SELLER: 

Why so many San Francisco vegan restaurants are closing

PEOPLE EVEN BUILT STADIUMS SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT: 

Warning to Young Women: Bears Will Maul You

TMR THOUGHT IT WAS HEAVEN'S GATE: 

The failed colossus that was supposed to connect California to aliens

100% RIGHT BUT (ALAS) ALSO 100% CHRISTIAN: 

Parent Barged Into A Middle School Science Class To Demand They Stop Teaching ‘Astrology’

WALT WANTED US AMAZED - NOT TO LOSE OUR HEADS OVER IT: 

Decapitation Reported on 33-Year-Old Disney World Attraction

THE REAL 'GRIND' WAS NEVER A SECRET: 

San Francisco man attacked, left stranded by date he met on Grindr 

   

OK WE GOT A DEAD WORM ZOMBIE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE NOW: 

RFK Jr. said doctors found a dead worm in his head after it ate part of his brain

HERE'S SOMETHING WE NEVER SAW COMING: 

Neuralink’s first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says

PARTY POOPER SCIENCE - AGAIN:

The fusion of two sisters into a single woman suggests that human identity is not in our DNA

NEVER FORGET - WE ARE ALL 'ONE': 

Prince William Not Letting Harry Anywhere Near Kate Middleton

A 'WHOLESOME OUTLOOK' ISN'T HELPING ANYONE HERE:

Woman With Multiple Face Tattoos & Piercings Says She’s Having A Hard Time Finding A Job

WHEN YOU GET RAP NEWS FROM SETH ROGAN IT'S OVER:

SETH ROGEN EXPLAINS WHY DRAKE LOST RAP BATTLE TO KENDRICK LAMAR

SOCIETY'S EVEN HURT BY HIS PASSING: 

Frank Stella’s Greatest Legacy Was as a Master Sadist 

   

BURN SAGE AND TELL 'EM THEY'RE GOD:

What are alternative treatments for schizophrenia?

IN THE NEWAGE THIS IS CALLED 'HELPING': 

Homeopathic Concierge at the Hellenic Cultural Center of New York

TMR TOTALLY APPROVES - NOW RAISE A FUSS: 

The TwinRay mystery: A spiritual group in Ashland raises eyebrows and worries

AND TRADING PUNK FOR FINE DINING WILL DO THIS - REST IN POWER: 

Steve Albini, Storied Producer and Icon of the Rock Underground, Dies at 61

It's Hard To Believe (This Is A Tuesday)

Tarot review – disappointment is in the cards with silly supernatural horror

Orgasm meditation ‘cult’ loses Netflix court battle over damning 'expose'

Tom Brady roast hits a nerve for the GOAT with joke about massage 

   

 ABANDONED BY YEAR'S END: 

We’re Calling It: “Sexy Water” Is Going to Be This Summer’s Biggest Wellness Trend

8 friendship red flags you should never ignore: 1) It kinda feels like you’re in a cult 

   

  The Bauhaus Nazis: the collaborators – and worse – among the design icons

The Collapse of the News Industry Is Taking Its Soul Down With It 

   

  The Dems' Alternative Reality Gets Weirder by the Day 

   

“Yeah, it’s complete fiction. It’s utterly made up. I’ve never met [Tom Segura]. I’ve sadly watched it on Twitter. It is twisted and deranged, and it’s complete fiction, which, of course, means every lefty believes it’s true because it’s horrible,...” 

   

  Seeking community but finding a cult

HYPOCHONDRIA NEVER DIES

Company Forces Employees To Go Through Public Therapy Every Time They Make A Mistake

Increasing concerns about SCAM research originating from China

“Basically you just pray to a rock.”

Why Alec Baldwin called Paul McCartney an ‘a–hole’ during yoga class

Bud Light promises to ‘stay in our lane’ after trans backlash

By The Time The World Realizes It's "Taken A Wrong Turn" It Has Circled The Sun

GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: 

Denver's water department releases cringey Backstreet Boys parody video featuring tips to limit summer water use 

   

 EDITOR'S NOTE: 

Watching Joe Rogan publicly transform himself, from a curious stand-up comedian into a gullible NewAge sap, has been educational, entertaining, and - because he's so popular - deeply troubling. There's no telling how long an endless repetition of the words "We need more research" will keep his mind stuck in the quicksand of conspiracy theorists.

WE ARE NOT ONE: 

Mo’Nique fuels years-long feud with ‘raggedy bitch’ Oprah Winfrey

WELLNESS IS WOO-WOO: 

A ‘dignified end’ with ‘whole person’ cancer care? ("In a nutshell: if I had the choice between ‘whole person’ care followed by a ‘dignified end’ or conventional oncology followed by survival, I would chose the latter.") 

   

 DIVINE: 

United Methodists Lifts Ban on LGBTQ Clergy 

   

 THEY'RE NORMAL:

Mysterious Netflix 7M TikTok cult true crime leaves fans confused

WHEN DEATH IS NOT ENOUGH: 

‘Possessed’ murder suspect ‘ate man’s face, eyeball and ear’ after killing him 

   

 LITTLE MONSTERS: 

Gaga's Father Attacked at his Church

I KNEW HE WAS BLACK: 

Man Nabbed For Fried Chicken Battery On Sister

All Hell's Breaking Loose (Because These Fools Can't Stop Thinking Religiously)

No, Traditional Chinese Medicine Has Not Been Vindicated by Science 

   

 "It was like everyone was in a cult" 

- Naomi Wolf, former advisor to Al Gore, describing Democrats over the last few years

John Wayne Bobbitt begs ex-wife Lorena who sliced off his manhood to finally apologize 

   

  “He had to be celibate to protect the purity of his instrument”

Black-sounding names less likely to receive job call backs than white-sounding ones: Study 

   

  Vietnam sentences real estate tycoon to death in its largest-ever fraud case

You Probably Won’t Have A Good Time Watching Netflix’s ‘Good Times’ 

   

  Disney to permanently ban visitors who lie about disabilities for park perks

When your main way of staying safe is to hide, it is easy to be misunderstood

Wellness: Making Sure To Eat Properly (So You Always Have A "Healthy" Barf)

AS OPPOSED TO REAL PSYCHICS AND SPIRITUALISTS: The ghost-busting duo: Harry Houdini and Rose Mackenberg's crusade against fake psychics and spiritualists

LEARNING TO SHARE: Nickelodeon’s ‘house of horrors’: Inside the abuse allegations aimed at Dan Schneider’s kids’ shows

SATANIC CULTS - IN UTAH: ‘We are losing our kids to a satanic cult,’ Sen. Tommy Tuberville warns during Utah campaign stop

AFTER WE WERE TOLD THERE ARE NO CULTS: “The Program: Cons, Cults, and Kidnapping": The 8 most harrowing revelations from Netflix’s series

 

KAMALA IS HINDU, NOT BLACK: How the abnormal gets normalised – and what to do about it

NO SWEATS: Heather Graham in Two-Piece Workout Gear Goes on a "Yoga Retreat"

COVERT RACISTS ARE SMART: As AI tools get smarter, they’re growing more covertly racist

THE QUOTES ARE NOT NECESSARY: Witch hunts: Why were so few 'witches' killed in Wales?

JOURNALISM: “You’re Not Doing a Prank,” Tucker Carlson Tells Man Pranking Him

JAPAN SMILES: Developers are set to raze mansion because it's last owners were MOONIES 

DO THEY ATTEND? Former Mormon lifts the lid on church's 'creepy' baptisms for the DEAD 

   

STOLE? Man claims he was abducted by ALIENS [that] stole his SPERM to create hybrid babies

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Civil rights org says Rob Reiner's film panicking about Christian nationalism warrants Oscar for religiophobia

SHE'S THE ONE: Boyfriend Cries After Girlfriend Refuses To Say Grace Before Dinner

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN: Rise of the Jesus-themed NIGHTCLUBS

1. THERE'S EVIDENCE: 3 ways to tell evidence-based health information from pseudoscience