They Always Tell You This AFTER Saying It's Wonderful

Physical slavery. Mental slavery. Westerners love slavery - can't get enough of it. Got to have control, bitch.



Anyone who understands slavery, knows, it's all about the training. Free your mind and your ass will follow. And (once you've bought into the mind/body connection) Massa - and I don't care if it's a plantation master or a reiki master - Massa's got something to put in both:

Don’t date a yoga girl because she doesn’t do drama. She won’t listen to your bullshit. She is busy living in the moment and letting things go. There are more important ways to spend your time. . . like maybe not thinking all the time.

Chances are, she has been through something….

Understatement. I've said it, and I'll say it again: 

Because Mommy and Daddy didn't instill even an iota of critical thinking skills in their little princess, some asshole got to have all the "fun" and we get stuck, being told to idolize some extremely-bendable, but empty-headed, husk of a "healthy" human being even her own folly discarded. 

The "smart and independent" cartoon who HAS to get to yoga class - which is only exercise. So are the retreats. And only eating certain foods. And claiming to be "spiritual" and, maybe, even a god. You know, the god of exercise.

And complaining. About the city. She's got to get out of the city. And she's got to take alternative medicine. And she's got to shop at Whole Foods because other supermarkets want to kill us. But, there's no telling how she knows that, since she doesn't watch the "negative" news. (She can't handle anything "negative".) She also can't make the all-important choice between detox or a fast. And then comes "energy" and,…sigh. 

From a physical slave's point of view - and trying to look at it on the bright side - hey, at least they get used to bending over,….

 

A Clinton Cult (Baptizes Napoleon's Nightmares In Stars)

"My decision to destroy the authority of the blacks in Saint Dominque (Haiti) is not so much based on considerations of commerce and money, as on the need to block for ever the march of the blacks in the world."

- Napoleon Bonaparte, making me laugh

 

"It takes more than a horrifying transatlantic voyage chained in the filthy hold of a slave ship to erase someone's culture."

- Maya Angelou, my babysitter back-in-the-day

 

Starchild,...is a divine alien being who came to earth from a spaceship (his arrival is "the Mothership Connection") to bring the holy Funk (with a capital "F": the cause of creation and source of energy and all life) to humanity. As it turns out, Starchild secretly worked for Dr. Funkenstein, the intergalactic master of outer space Funk, who is capable of fixing all of man’s ills, because the "bigger the headache, the bigger the pill" and he’s the "big pill". Dr. Funkenstein’s predecessors had encoded the secrets of Funk in the Pyramids because humanity wasn’t ready for its existence until,...everyone is on the One.

Starchild’s nemesis is Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk ("Sir Nose Devoid of Funk"),...Sir Nose attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. He is the master of the Placebo Syndrome, which causes unFunkiness (a combination of stupidity and no dancing). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity. Starchild, on the other hand, uses his Bop Gun to achieve "Funkentelechy" for all humanity. With the Funky powers of the Bop Gun (which are augmented by the Flash Light....Shine the light on them suckas!!!), Starchild causes Sir Nose to reach Funkentelechy, and find his Funky soul. He then dances away the night.

- George Clinton's Mothership Connection (1979 - South Central, Los Angeles' soundtrack the year I graduated High School) predicting NewAge's rise ("the Placebo Syndrome") would lead whites (Sir Nose) off course until modern man (Starchild) identified the problem (using the Flashlight) to show Nose the way to true freedom (The Funk).

 

"Never learned to swim,


Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke
!

Why should I hold my breath?

Feelin' that I might choke!"

Things ya blow through, 
because of things ya swim through

Why hold your nose to spite your face?

With the rhythm that makes you dance to 
what we have to live through

You can dance underwater and not get wet, OH!!!

- "Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)", Mothership Connection's happy conclusion, when the spirits of "Atlantis" (the Atlantic Slave Trade) force Sir Nose's dance floor discovery:

That to address what's bubbled up from under the sea ("What we have to live through"
) doesn't have to get anybody killed ("wet").

Naked Ain't Poor, A Black Jesus, Scientology In Harlem, Brown Men In Jail, And The Numbers Don’t Support Fear

Jamie Oliver’s Classism: 

The Naked Chef is not the right person 

to teach the poor how to eat well.

Villagers kill infamous PNG cult leader 

known as Black Jesus

What the Daily News Left Out of its Story 

on Scientology in Harlem

“Only Brown Guys Go To Jail”

Numbers Don’t Support Fear Of Black Men

Parliament-Funkadelic Mothership 

Lands in the Smithsonian

One Nation Under A Groove (Everything Is On The One)

Politically speaking, when it came to maintaining the status quo - whatever the status quo was - it was George Clinton who has easily been the most dangerous man in America,..