Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paris hilton. Show all posts

Thursday, June 27, 2024

Tonight There's A Great Debate Between 2 Fools America's Sick Of Hearing From

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION:

NIGERIA AIN'T HAVIN' NONE OF IT:


    

 AFTER YEARS OF ARROGANTLY ASSERTING THEY WORKED:

HIMSELF INCLUDED:

MORMONS ARE 'NICE' - EVEN WHEN BEING DASTARDLY - WHICH IS UNNERVING:

UTAH'S HAVING A BAD DAY:

THIS IS AMERICA:

WHITE PEOPLE ON NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LANDS - AGAIN?


   

HERE WE GO:

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN THE HOLY LAND:

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN AMERICA:

THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD:

IS SHE RELATED TO THE 'CULT MOM'?


    

DUMBEST STORY OF THE DAY:

TMR IS HOPING FOR THE ONE-LEGGED GUY:

ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T EAT WITH CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD TO ME:

MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 

I TURNED DOWN A PARTY WITH METALLICA AND 'PLAYED' A CHAINSAW:

HEALTHY:

I CAN GET PAID TO GET LAID FOR SCIENCE:

HOMEOPATHS SAY DIFFERENT:

LIFE AMONGST THE REDWOODS:

MAKING TAYLOR SWIFT AN ICON WILL DO THAT:

WHAT'S THE 'MEANING' OF FREE TIME?


   

 TEAM PLAYERS:

14 IS BIGGER THAN 13 - AND 13 IS 'BAD LUCK' - SO,...L. RON HUBBARD IS A GENIUS:

HAPPY ENDING:

WARM LEATHERETTE:

RECKLESS - WITH EVERYTHING:

HE'S IMPOTENT:

IF I DIE - BLOW ME:

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

It's Over. It's Done (We've Gone And Died Of Boredom)


As you can see, above, Paris Hilton is now pretending to be a DJ, proving the NewAgers were right and the world has finally come to an end. This is Hell, people, and we just didn't know it. Well, some of us did. Those of us being swallowed by ignorance:


This nonsense needs a palate cleanser - here's a palate cleanser:


If that doesn't suit you, try my old man (stepfather) playing bass with Ellington:


Better? Against the likes of today's losers? You BET it's fucking better,…


Thursday, March 24, 2011

What Paris Hilton & Halle Berry Got In Common

Goddammit, knocked out of the running for stork sex again:
“HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.

STRAUSS: Which guy?

HILTON (points to an actor in “Saving Private Ryan”): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross. (pauses). Does that guy look black to you?

STRAUSS: How black does a guy have to be?

HILTON: One percent is enough for me.”
Shit. Does this mean my entire sexual history is going to be filled with crack whores, NewAgers, and Digital Underground's leftovers?

For the record, the black guy was Vin Diesel (who is probably trying to hide somewhere right now) and Paris Hilton ain't no racist. She's an idiot, and a liar, who says and does stupid things - like publicly getting passed around for shits and giggles and calling it "empowerment" - but definitely not a racist.

Get it straight, folks! She's trying to help humanity, "spiritually", remember?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

What Happened To Talent?



Y'all, this ain't no American Idol, and seeing it makes me wonder how a nation that produced the level of talent seen here could think what we have today is satisfactory as entertainment. How it's not noticed that we've lost something vital about ourselves.

I've asked people what they do, specifically for "entertainment", and most would describe places they like to go camping, or sightseeing locations, or drinking at a meat market mingling spot, without a clue what actually being entertained - or being entertaining - is. Flirting (or the Paris Hilton-like expose' on YouTube) is about as far as most can muster.

There's also the tendency for groupthink now'a'days, which can kill individual achievement, or even aspiring to more, because to suggest that something else is possible, necessary, or even wanted, is almost always taken as an insult to the group - which is to be expected because they've literally been through decades of "sensitivity" training - and who wants to make those bozos smile when A) they outnumber you and B) they're busy making life difficult but never so much they can't do more?

Many artists would rather play video games. Which brings up the John Henry Vs. The Iron Horse competition between Man and computers today (sorry but, for my money, I'd rather see more of this than anything in Avatar.).

We've really let ourselves go.

Hat Tip: Boing Boing and Instapundit

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

Paris: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

TMZ: This weekend, Doug Reinhardt showed off one of the perks of dating Paris Hilton.

Just like Paris' sex tape, Doug has also gone viral.


In other Hollywood news from Fox:

Angie Harmon is not afraid to come out and say she doesn’t like how President Obama is handling the job — but she’s sick of having to defend herself from being deemed a racist.

"Here's my problem with this, I'm just going to come out and say it. If I have anything to say against Obama it's not because I'm a racist, it's because I don't like what he's doing as President and anybody should be able to feel that way, but what I find now is that if you say anything against him you're called a racist,"

Harmon told Tarts at Thursday’s Los Angeles launch of the new eyelash-growing formula, Latisse. "But it has nothing to do with it, I don’t care what color he is. I’m just not crazy about what he's doing…

If I was to disagree with W, that doesn't make me racist. It has nothing to do with it, it is ridiculous."

On Sarah Palin: "I admire any kind of woman like her. My whole motto is to know what I stand for and know what I don't stand for and have the courage to live my life accordingly and she does exactly that.

The fact that this woman has made the decisions she's made and literally lived her life according to that and takes heat for it is absolutely disgusting to me," she added.

"People cannot look at this woman. I really think they're afraid of her and her morals, ethics and values and the fact that she hangs on them…”


No matter if you agree with her politics or not, her thinking position is about the direction of the country and what Obama is doing and what she thinks of it. A definite minority in Dumbo-land Hollywood.

By contrast, here’s a sampling of the charisma addled crowd’s take on things:

Mandy Moore - "I think it's cool that he went on Leno and I watched the "60 minutes" interview as well last week. The guy is just so articulate and he is so well versed in something that is so new to him and I think he has a good team around him. It sounds cliché, but he makes me feel proud to be an American."

Debra Messing - "He is thoughtful and considerate and he gets all the information before he speaks which I think is a wonderful quality for the ruler of the free world to have.”

Debi Mazar – “Everybody's broke and everybody's struggling and he makes me feel like I know him and that I know Michelle and that they’re like us and they’re out to try to save the USA.

It's just an amazing period to watch him take on these challenges and everyday in the news to hear about AIG or possibly global currency changing, it's incredible.

He's facing big challenges and he's got a lot of support and I'm just praying things get better."


Perrey Reeves - added that Obama is a "wonderful leader" and she’s looking forward to his future endeavors.

Not one of those four Celebu-Dopes said anything even close to objective about the future of the country or the direction it’s taking. Their entire concern is their feelings about someone, without regard to outside reality (you know, where real life occurs).

It’s no wonder, that a simple disagreement with an action, philosophy, or idea send the Dopes into a tailspin. It is, to them, a personal assault on their feelings. They cannot comprehend disagreement so it must be racist or something they can’t readily identify.

The feelings addicted are positive their feelings are never wrong, despite any evidence coming in from the outside world.

In fact, they are usually dumbstruck by, and reject the fact that feelings have no I.Q., which is why these people appear so stupid to others.

If you need a little more reason not to take a Celebu-Dopes advice, consider this:

Halle Barry was about to pull the trigger and put diesel fuel into her gasoline powered Lexus SUV when she was stopped and saved by, of all people, the paparazzi.

No doubt she had always heard diesel was cleaner for the environment and delivered better mileage, but the environmentalist turned out to be the paparazzi, who prevented 3,000 lbs from entering a landfill.

And may have prevented a fad.