Tonight There's A Great Debate Between 2 Fools America's Sick Of Hearing From

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION:

  A new measure of Americans’ deep distrust of the media

NIGERIA AIN'T HAVIN' NONE OF IT:

  Cultism: Police arrest suspected killers of PoS agent, others in Ekiti 

    

 AFTER YEARS OF ARROGANTLY ASSERTING THEY WORKED:

  Multivitamin myth: Study shows no benefit to long-term health, longevity

HIMSELF INCLUDED:

  Bill Maher says 'aggressively anti-common sense' Left turns off voters, helps Trump

MORMONS ARE 'NICE' - EVEN WHEN BEING DASTARDLY - WHICH IS UNNERVING:

  Inside the bitter fight between the Mormons and small town America: Church accused of 'bullying' picturesque hamlets into letting them build towering temples

UTAH'S HAVING A BAD DAY:

  Paris Hilton tells Congress she was ‘sexually abused and force-fed meds’ during child welfare hearing

THIS IS AMERICA:

  He flipped off a trooper and got charged. Now Vermont is on the hook for $175,000

WHITE PEOPLE ON NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBAL LANDS - AGAIN?

  Rainbow Family is ordered to leave San Francisco forest or risk jail after thousands of 'counter culture' members threatened to descend on small town 

   

HERE WE GO:

  Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN THE HOLY LAND:

  Israel threatens to send Lebanon 'back to Stone Age' as UN warns of 'potentially apocalyptic' all-out war between IDF and Hezbollah

ZIONISM IS TROUBLE IN AMERICA:

  Efforts to sell ‘Anglo neighborhoods in Israel’ at LA synagogue erupt in protests

THIS WASN'T POSSIBLE WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING AUSTIN WEIRD:

  Alex Jones’s notorious Infowars channel will be shut down by bankruptcy court

IS SHE RELATED TO THE 'CULT MOM'?

95-Year-Old "Nazi Grandma" Convicted Again For Denying Holocaust 

    

DUMBEST STORY OF THE DAY:

  Wild TikTok theory claims there are secret codes on TOOTHPASTE tubes that only 'elites' know about - but dentists reveal what colored squares REALLY mean

TMR IS HOPING FOR THE ONE-LEGGED GUY:

  Iran elections: The candidates vying to replace Ebrahim Raisi after his air crash death - including a one-legged 'living martyr', a terror chief's 'best friend' and the cleric who ordered mass executions

ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T EAT WITH CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD TO ME:

  Mom of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims Tony Hughes slams Ariana Grande after she revealed serial killer who murdered and dismembered 17 men was her dream dinner party guest

MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 

Inside Julian Assange's 'secret family of love children' from his life before Wikileaks - and the groupies who threw themselves at him

I TURNED DOWN A PARTY WITH METALLICA AND 'PLAYED' A CHAINSAW:

  Beck on Getting Denied Entry to a Party with Paul McCartney & Bringing Leaf Blowers on Stage

HEALTHY:

  Top female bodybuilding champion, 36, dies days before top-level competition after suffering a blood clot in Brazil as tributes are paid to 'angel in human form'

I CAN GET PAID TO GET LAID FOR SCIENCE:

  You Can Get Paid To Get High For Science

HOMEOPATHS SAY DIFFERENT:

  Exercise for back pain prevention: forget about chiropractic, osteopathy, acupuncture, etc., exercise is by far the most promising treatment

LIFE AMONGST THE REDWOODS:

Seattle's shame: City once revered for its booming tech and quality of life descends into 'zombieland' where drug addicts and prostitutes reign supreme

MAKING TAYLOR SWIFT AN ICON WILL DO THAT:

  How millennials became the least cool generation

WHAT'S THE 'MEANING' OF FREE TIME?

  America's crisis of meaningless work 

   

 TEAM PLAYERS:

  ‘Kinds of Kindness’ has a cultish take on toxic work culture

14 IS BIGGER THAN 13 - AND 13 IS 'BAD LUCK' - SO,...L. RON HUBBARD IS A GENIUS:

  13 Celebs Who "Escaped" Scientology, And 14 Who Love And Defend It

HAPPY ENDING:

  Horror in the Med as Iraqi girl, 16, 'is strangled to death while being raped in front of her mother on sinking migrant boat by man who had just seen his wife and daughter drown' in disaster that saw dozens killed off Italy

WARM LEATHERETTE:

  A woman's car crash reveals dead body in back seat — which is "cold to the touch"

RECKLESS - WITH EVERYTHING:

  Matthew Stafford's wife apologizes for 'media storm' after revealing she dated husband's backup QB

HE'S IMPOTENT:

Shocking twist in Jerry Sandusky case as new medical evidence could have proven former Penn State coach's innocence - but was left out of trial because he was too EMBARRASSED

IF I DIE - BLOW ME:

  Shock ‘sex contract’ drawn up by Brit prof, 77, with sugar baby escort revealed after he’s found dead amid assault probe

'THE MAN WITH NO NAME' HAS A FOLLOWING:

  Inside the secretive Church With No Name sect that’s under FBI investigation over decades of child sex abuse claims

'WHAT ARE YOU PROTESTING?' 'WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?'

  A Hater’s Guide to Ser Criston Cole 

   

 VETERAN BEAST HUNTER:

  Is this the Loch Ness Monster? Veteran beast hunter says he was left 'dumbfounded' by hump spotted on a webcam trained on the Scottish lake

WHAT HAPPENED TO GLOBAL COOLING?

  Whatever Happened to ‘the Big One’?

THERE'S GHOSTS:

  "Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit" is a delight, with one giant caveat

Mitt Romney's Almost-VP Pick Busted For Supplements

Two little white pills hoping to fool the nation into feeling better about racism

Well, this couldn't be more poetic, since Mitt Romney is also the poster boy for the oh-so-patriotic endeavour of selling-worthless-vitamins-to-Americans scam:

"What must be most painful for [indicted Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and first lady Maureen McDonnell] right now is the knowledge of how completely avoidable this was. There’s nothing even approaching honor or pride in these transgressions. There’s no crime here that you can convince yourself was the right call as a statesman; you can’t even say, in some sort of Nixonian way, all I had in mind, the whole time, was the good of the people of Virginia. There’s nothing like that here, unless you think that Virginians really needed the dietary supplement Anatabloc in order to live long and prosper,…"

Oh, some do, some do but - while the McDonnells are going to prison for it - the Republican's Number One Guy is all too ready to mislead and oblige. That's what his supporters call success: 

Because, as we all know, he - like most Mormons - only attempt these scams because they care about America so very, very much,...

 

Antioxidants Prove NewAge's "Good News" Ain't All Bad

In the end, I guess it's not such a bad trade-off, I've made:

The white NewAgers of The West get to use your "mainstream" cult of unexamined ignorance to approvingly spout nonsense for years, act as superior as a high school clique, publicly harass and humiliate me for disagreeing, and generally make my life difficult.

I - on the other hand - get to be right:

  Antioxidants including vitamin E can promote lung cancer: study

Which may not seem like much, but being right also means - once all the time, money, and effort you put into living wrong kills you - I also get one other life enhancement white NewAgers don't:

The joy of dancing on your graves,…

 

The Macho Response: When My Reiki Has You Touched

Starting over.

"First, the history department, where he had a joint appointment, abruptly terminated his joint arrangement. They simply stopped inviting him to department meetings, but never informed him of their decision. Then the dean of the college wrote him a note saying that the college had decided in its wisdom that the tenure quote for Black Studies would be capped at one for all time. This meant, she explained, that if the current candidate came up for tenure as mandated by college legislation, he might well be successful and then no other Black Studies professor would ever have a chance to be tenured. In order to level the playing field, she curiously argued, she would advance the next person in line, who would have been eligible for evaluation the following year. Thus, she reasoned, two (black) people would have a chance to slug it out while the rest of the college would presumably enjoy the spectacle.”

Enjoy The Spectacle. 

"Blue Oyster Cult Founding Member Allen Lanier Passes Away At The Age of 67"

Woman's Death Linked to Alternative Cancer Treatment

"Assertions of "cold fusion" were based on nothing more than experimental errors by scientists in Utah.

...Dr. Jones,…drew cheers and laughter when he concluded his talk,..."

"When you deprogram people, you force them to think.... But I keep them off balance and this forces them to begin questioning, to open their minds. When the mind gets to a certain point, they can see through all the lies that they've been programmed to believe. They realize that they've been duped and they come out of it. Their minds start working again."

"BEWARE, IT MIGHT FORM A SINGULARITY OF AWESOMENESS,..."

"Romney was always a better man than Obama — he’s quite possibly the best human being to run for the White House in quite a few election cycles,..."

"I believe in laboratories, looking at ways to conduct electricity with -- with cold fusion, if we can come up with it. It was the University of Utah that solved that,…"

"I was at the grocery store the other day when I was unexpectedly confronted with an adult-oriented magazine located right next to the vitamin section."

"I immediately had to look away from the front cover, which featured a scantily clad, seductively posed, sex symbol. Yet it was only a few weeks ago that I read an article about how this same sex symbol loves to speak in tongues and has to restrain herself from outbursts in tongues while attending church services. What?"

"This is actually a perfect illustration of American charismatic Christianity, where you can say you love Jesus (like the rapper 'The Game' claims to do) and still frequent strip clubs (as 'The Game' still does), or where you can flow in the gifts of the Spirit and become a made-for-TV preaching sensation, only to announce that God told you that you married the wrong woman, leading to a quick divorce and remarriage."

"Yes, this is the 'gospel' of the 21st century, 'Spirit-filled' church of America, where the cross is bypassed, denial of the flesh is scorned, purity is called legalism, and anything goes if it feels good."

"It is the 'gospel' of self, in which Jesus dies to make you into a bigger and better you, a 'gospel' in which God is here to serve you and help you fulfill your dreams, and where the measure of all things is not how God feels about it but how you feel about it (or how it makes you feel)."

  

"How Does It Feel To Be Right?"

"It wasn’t perfect, but it was honest, and it was mine."

"Slavery Should Be Remembered Like The Holocaust"

"It’s your job to provide evidence to back up your claims. And when I say evidence, I mean evidence,...The more outlandish the claim, the more proof you need to back it up; the tighter you need to seal up your argument. If you don’t have it, then, as Christopher Hitchens famously said, you and your claims can be shrugged off without any discussion, because,...the sheer scope of what you’re alleging will directly correlate to how hard you’re laughed out of the room for not being able to prove it."

"Slavery, well, I mean, I don't know how obvious you could be. I mean, all you've got to do is walk down the street, and you see the evidence of slavery in everyday life. But there's a huge silence about it. It's a deafening silence about it. You know, why are the prison population of black males so huge? Why is poverty in that community so huge? Why is mental health, why is education so poor, why? When you ask yourself that question, it all leads down to what happened in slavery because no one has - you know, once it was - you know, once it has stopped, you know, everyone was left to get on with their own devices but without a platform, without a leg up.

And there you have the evidence of slavery." 

Starting over,...