Thursday, December 20, 2012

I'm O.K. - You're O.K. (O.K., You're Not O.K.,...)


A quick question after glancing at Drudge

If almost 1,000 doomsday cult members have been arrested in China - and it's Drudge, and the BBC, who are calling them cultists - why don't we identify the fearful 'end of the world' callers flooding NASA or the folks gathering in Australia, Mexico, France, or Serbia, by the same title?

 I swear, if I wasn't so gosh darn happy right now, I'd be getting pretty pissed about it,…
 

The End Of The World (Just Not The Way They Think,...)

"A lot of people mistake the day for the apocalypse."
-- Machenka Jacobella, one organizer of a "positive" Dec. 21 meditation session, 
describing my typical waking experience.


So - seeing how he's a meditator and all - 
that would indicate everything's operating normally, right?




Eyes open - BOOM! - Apocalypse.

Everyday.


My reply:

Shit/Shower/Shave - Get on with it.


Just don't meditate.


But also don't talk to psychics, and rarely talk to preachers, and don't even think of taking a yoga class, because so far - compared to some people - my life is becoming a romp in the woods.




Can you picture me along the Appalachian trail?


Yeah, that'll be the day.


Anyway, all in all life is good, and yet, I have concerns.

“I couldn’t tolerate knowing something was fake and not doing something about it. Everything loses meaning."
-- Uri Simonsohn, a research psychologist at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School, 


Really:

Can a first-generation-out-the-ghetto black man ever hope to live a normal life - because his offline concerns are, admittedly, more limited than he lets on - when "normal" means living with crazy liars?


Won't I have to be on guard for the rest of my days?
Tell lies myself?


Because, if so, I need to say this is NOT what I signed up for!


I want to scream "I'm a Free Man, Sir!" and live like it!


I should be buying things with credit cards and all that.


Sure, some may call me a cornball brother, but - as far as I'm concerned - I was supposed to marry Marcia Brady and spend my time with nice guys playing tennis.
Instead, now, I'm talking to nurses and wishing I were anywhere else.


This is my future - I live in the New World - but I really don't know how long I can do this.


Or even if I want to.


Life is so demoralized by NewAge, when - without it - every day would make me feel like Santa.


Didn't I read somewhere life was supposed to be a gift?

Not a single reference meant socks.


Am I right? Especially if I know the truth behind the fraud?


Shouldn't knowing truth mean, in theory, I should feel better?


I think so - so you know what?



"Your reasoning is repulsive: Because we have removed your god from our schools, this is how your god gets even?"
-- Steve McSwain, an interfaith activist, arguing with Mike Huckabee over nothing. 


Yeah.
Fuck the stupid, I'm now into Happiness As Revenge.
I'm figuring - after today - that's the way to go.
Fuck the NewAge, still, but everything else must change:

I've had enough - in 24 hours, even the Maya will be proud,... 
 

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Giving "Drink The Kool-Aid" Just The Twist It Needs,...



"You'll believe anything put in front of your face!"

Melancholy Dreams: Arms Curled Up & Drifting In & Out







Interlude: "Fuck These Niggas - Let's Get Out Of Here,..."











Interlude: "Jimmy's End" By Alan Moore & Mitch Jenkins


According To The Maya,…Pt. III: You Ain't Free No More


I hate using photos twice, but this one fits so perfect:
"This fear is what's given us the reason to do this. Once I have stats and people saying they're scared, we can do this. It allows us to do what we're fixing to do." 
-- Todd Stovall, Police Chief in Paragould, Arkansas, where SWAT cops will start asking for IDs from everyone town.

O.K. - considering there's all this gun control talk, from the president, going on as well - let's hear from someone familiar with what they're "fixing to do" anyway:
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."-- Ben Franklin

That seems pretty clear - but, Man, I've got to hand it to the NewAge Nazis this time: 

Announce a Mayan apocalypse is coming and they're losing their collective mind faster than my friend degenerating in the hospital,...
 

According To The Maya,…Pt. II



"We kill people in schools. We kill them in hospitals. We kill them in religious organizations. We kill them when they're young. We kill them when they're old. And we've just got to stop this...."

I couldn't agree more, but first, look at the places it's said people are being killed:
"...Nobody joins a cult. You join a self-help group, a religious movement, a political organization. They change so gradually, by the time you realize you're entrapped - and almost everybody does - you can't figure a safe way back out...."
-- Deborah Layton, Survivor of Jim Jones' People's Temple

And second - who's "we," Kemosabe? I seem to be confused, in your mind, with somebody else:
A hairdresser who says she can hear what people's pets are 'saying' is being paid up to £100 a time by worried owners. 
Real-ife Dr Dolittle Mandy Carr, 39, claims to have an unusual affinity with animals that helps her know what they are 'saying' or feeling. 
Mrs Carr, from Sheffield, says she can even channel messages from dead pets, and claims to have helped diagnose a dog in Australia with kidney problems. 
She says she first discovered her gift at 20 when she was cutting someone's hair and heard an unusual voice begging for a treat. 
She said: 'When I realised it was my client's dog, it scared me half to death. I didn't know if I was normal or mad."

No, unlike Louise Hay, The Mother Of NewAge (above) The Crack Emcee is not one of those "open-minded" ladies we can hear so much from:
I am one of the many people — sensible people, many of them women! — who naturally withdraw from the political debate. It's just not worth it. Life is short, and much of it is beautiful and full of love. I want to go somewhere else.

No, unlike them, I can't run from reality. As The Crack Emcee, I say - except for drugs - there's nothing and nowhere out there, for skeptics, forced to stare into the abyss, concerned about fantasists and their affect. We simply have to live with you - until you change.


There are no news stories of our struggles - until you make sure the worst occurs.


No real help on the way.

Instead - on a day-to-day basis - it's insisted we, too, accept living in a feminized FantasyLand:
 
“What concerns me is the cultlike devotion,...without the examination of the evidence.”
-- Adam Grant, a professor of industrial psychology at the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School, who - despite being an academic - could be talking about almost anything in today's society.


I am one of a few who recoils, ridicules, and attacks the all-too-common scenes of "cultlike devotion" online.


And I'm ridiculed for it, on a daily basis, while NewAgers continue to work at redefining the world - insisting we live in a world of "beauty and love" while NewAge "works" behind the scenes - and it's followers pretend they're more normal than the average nut job.

That may be true, but still ain't saying much,...


...Whether they have the cover of being promoted by Glenn Reynolds (another NewAger) or Oprah Winfrey - that's the game to keep it going:
Even though I'm read (and ignored) by some pretty big bloggers - some of the biggest - their disdain for me (because I nail them for things like quackery) means, long after I'd first mentioned it, Slate beats everyone else to the punch: 
Why Is Romney Campaigning on Medical Quackery?  
Oh, I don't know (and for the record, the "Blogfather," Glenn Reynolds, is definitely not troubled by it) though it's probably because Romney's wife, Ann Romney, is also a fan of, amongst other nonsense, The One Quackery To Rule Them All. 
I mean, once you've gone that far "out there," anything is possible. Compared to homeopathy, Romney's love for the pseudoscience of "cold fusion" even seems tame - until you add all of his other screwy "beliefs" together with it - and then you're stuck with the portrait of a serious whackjob. 
But, as Ann Romney is so fond of saying, we are so LUCKY to have weirdos like them running to lead our country. 
Yes, electing another - and even bigger - NewAge head case to the highest office in the land seemed to be the Right's plan all along, much to my dismay: 
And Glenn Reynolds - The Right's Great Informer - has still said nothing.





And that's never been about guns. 

 To be cont'd,...