Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Mother Nature's Son

Quick: between these two dudes - what kind of man are you?

A pain-in-the-butt environmentalist?

A "sensitive" male, concerned for his health?

A woman's dream, known as a neat freak?

Getting in touch with his feminine side?

Well - as gosh darn appealing as all that sounds - count me out.

You want to know why?

Because it's NewAge that's trying to turn men to those things,...

But ain't none of that crap makes you a man.