Quick: between these two dudes - what kind of man are you?
A pain-in-the-butt environmentalist?
A "sensitive" male, concerned for his health?
A woman's dream, known as a neat freak?
Getting in touch with his feminine side?
Well - as gosh darn appealing as all that sounds - count me out.
You want to know why?
Because it's NewAge that's trying to turn men to those things,...
But ain't none of that crap makes you a man.