Pete The Skeet Speaks: Dude, It's Time To Go!!!

"Californification is liberalism run amuck: more services for illegals and handouts gallore. Broke-ass Cali. Time for a staunch conservative administration to kick butt, take over, and deport all the illegals.

Utah citizens have more guns than criminals; the roads are good, parking is available, doing business is user friendly, the housing's affordable, common sense is plentiful, heterosexuality is abundant, food and utilities are cheap and there are jobs. The down side...snow, cold, and sundays can be quiet - but there's plenty of water, fuel and resources, and good looking women who shave."

Say no more - and save me a beer, Holmes:

I'm outta here!!!