“It’s Not Fair, I Give And Give And Give”

According to Daily News:

"Now that Alex Rodriguez has slithered back to his ex-wife, the Yankee slugger's reported paramour Madonna is furious.

'Madge is pissed!' reveals an insider, after A-Rod headed home to Coral Gables, Fla., in the wake of his steroid-use scandal. 'Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis.'

According to our source, the Queen of Pop is mostly livid because A-Rod didn't come to her for solace.

'But Alex's handlers want to make sure he's as far from Madonna as possible," says the insider. "He has enough negative publicity as it is.'

No stranger to the spotlight, the Material Girl has gotten her fair share of attention lately by squiring Brazilian model Jesus Luz around NYC. But insiders insist her dalliances with the 22-year-old Luz — who's featured wet and making out with Madge in W magazine's March issue — are just for publicity.

'Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones,' reports the insider, 'and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.'

The predicament has at least brought one upside to the slugger: Now that he's unable to focus all his attention on Madonna, she only wants him more. 'Madge is totally making a play to get him back,' confides our spy. 'She feels like she's losing him, but Alex is only with Cynthia for comfort. Plus, he's afraid she'll talk!'"

So the lesson here is if you have to cheat, try the “it’s only publicity” excuse. Of course she had thousands of other ways to go after publicity, but who are we to second guess the almighty Minge.

Others report Minge may take a break from her “War on Global Sperming” tour to deal with the problem of A-Roid being unfaithful, plus she’s a little miffed about having to switch from K-Y Jelly to Poli-Grip.