"Only the diffuse New Age movement, inspired by nature-keyed Asian practices, has preserved the radical vision of the modern sexual revolution...."We're going to see that's true. So - honestly - how many times have I told you Al Gore and Global Warming are, specifically, one big radical NewAge scam?
I don't even know, but a casual look around takes me here, here, and here - for starters - and, still, no one believed me.
But now, for your late nite enjoyment, I present to you a most unhappy ending:
"Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. 'I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual," the masseuse told police, because it can be "a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.'"Pleading for release of his second chakra". Hear that? See, just like with Obama, before this scandal, most people didn't really listen to Al.
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, 'He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,' the masseuse recounted. Gore then 'demand[ed] that I go lower.' When she remained focused on a 'safe, nonsexual' area, Gore grew 'angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.'
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. 'He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,' she recalled, 'and said to me, "There!" in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.' When she pulled back, Gore 'angrily raged' and 'bellowed' at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was 'as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,' she recalled, 'and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.'
'Chakra,' in Gore's new-agey jargon, refers to the body's 'energy centers,' which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. 'This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting,' she told police, 'put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something.'"
And see, just like with Obama, they also don't pay attention when someone's hanging out with a bad crowd.
I've tied the President to Oprah, who's tied to every guru on the planet. His Secretary of State to the psychic, Jean Houston.
Her randy husband to Ken Wilber (and Tony Robbins) who also counts Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston amongst his followers. Arianna Huffington leads to John Roger, and on and on and on.
All of them are tied to Al Gore and his goofy religion.
And you wonder why the world sucks?
Why we're obsessing over the wrong things and throwing good money after bad?
It's because you're being led by a bunch of zombies who think they're in dreamland.
Cult followers - just like Harvey Milk, and the Democrats, used Jim Jones and The People's Temple.
They know The Secret.
Remember: it's what Oprah's been trying to bring to you all of her life.
It's what Rielle Hunter promised would change John Edwards.
It's their truth - not the truth - just theirs.
And it destroys marriages, makes people kill their kids, become assholes, and, using one scam after another, sucks time and money from the gullible like Nigerian spammers on a roll.
It's the NewAge.
And, in me, it's met it's nemesis.
I will never give up.
I will never give in.
It will be exposed as the Left's true religion, and driving force - but the rest of you have got to get going.
Or, at least, get up to speed.