Rotoscoping My Norman Lear: Resemble Marcus Welby

Ahmadinejad Predicts Chavez Will Return Alongside Jesus, Hidden Imam

I've been thinking about how we can have all these shows, these so-called entertainments, all pointedly about what's going around us, and featuring various clearly identifiable personality types, but - according to they who share those various clearly identifiable personality types - it's all just so much "stuff". These works are, most definitely, not about them.

A newly released digital edition of the four books of LDS or Mormon scripture—the Holy Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price—includes editorial changes that reflect a shifting official view on issues like polygamy, the Church’s history of racism, and the historicity of LDS scripture.

So, drifting along, the "thinking" goes, Lisa Simpson doesn't represent any of the millions of annoying Whole Foods-shopping ubernerds, aggressively bugging the bejesus out of everyone as they unthinkingly gobble up the Left's politically correct, and self-declared as morally superior, obsession with "nature" as a brand. No, no, that's just Lisa, cartooning's sensitive little yellow girl with pointy hair. There's no connection to reality whatsoever, even of there always seems to be a boatload of dreadlocked white girls-with-a-complex in every Whole Foods I've ever encountered.

Getting [back] to my usual kick-that-dead-horse-and-I'll-bet-she'll-go point, whether it's all the new movies about cults, all the new TV shows about cults, all the new games about cults, or all the new theatrical productions about cults - and, I should point out, I started this blog predicting this particular cult confluence would eventually come into being - the very last thing anyone should ponder (especially if they're living on the coasts, where a lot of this is activity takes place) is if they, themselves, are actually the subject of all this creativity.

Strikingly choreographed spirit-cleansing rituals give way to supportive or divisive group dynamics - and the person scapegoated may not be the one you expect.

A scapegoat - those "spirit-cleansing rituals" ensure the guilty parties run free. It started for me "back in the day", when I was hanging with some very charming, aggressive, and highly intelligent speed freaks,s who'd regularly tear apart telephones "accidentally" in an effort to fix them - usually with a television on, showing the charming, aggressive, and highly intelligent Animaniacs destroying everything behind them. 

 *Click* Shutter. Shudder. Got it. Government personified.

Interestingly, the President's twitter account, chavezcandanga, gained 75.000 new followers after the news of his death.

Now they're hinting Hillary Clinton - psychic Jean Houston's buddy - is in line to be President of the United States. Don't know why or what for yet. Probably being psychic Jean Houston's buddy. Pay no mind to the unreality of it all and, for God's sake, keep talking about feminism. Let a gay guy do it. Let Bill Clinton speak.

What’s sad is how much we need her. The ideal has to exist out there somewhere. Someone has to say the Right Thing and wear the Right Ensemble and Effortlessly Frost Dozens of Minicupcakes.

Ha! Again I say, pay it no mind. I'm solid on that. You're compelled to burn sage, or go out in "nature", so what? I'm sure there's a very good reason for that, and it's all being handled reasonably and maturely, because we're 21st Century-educated Americans and we think these things through.

Many young people turned to drugs and immoral lifestyles; these youth became known as hippies. They went without bathing, wore dirty, ragged, unconventional clothing, and deliberately broke all codes of politeness or manners. Rock music played an important part in the hippie movement and had great influence over the hippies. Many of the rock musicians they followed belonged to Eastern religious cults or practiced Satan worship.

In cartoons, you can run right off a cliff and - as long as your feet keep moving - hang in the air. That's a pretty good description of how spirituality "works", too, if you ask me. The Ponzi Scheme, before it falls apart. Look around. You can believe what you want to believe? That's a lot of pretentious insecure people fooling themselves (Bob Wright in a nutshell) and too few equipped to help them.

 

But I'm rooting for 'em, now, whether they want it or not,...

Can You Feel It? (Nothing Can Save Ya,...)

The Rev. Jeremiah Wright's recent admission that, when it came to the Obama's, ”Church is not their thing. It was never their thing,” would explain why the president never heard was going on in Wright's wrong-headed house of worship, AND provides another bit of evidence - along with Obama's closeness to Oprah - why I still insist he's a NewAger. The fact Barack chose Hillary Clinton as our Secretary of State - she who famously sought the counsel of "psychic" Jean Houston after it was discovered her husband couldn't keep his trousers closed with Monica around - doesn't help matters either.

But, like Mitt Romney and his ambitions for Mormonism, these Tetris-like pieces, falling perfectly into place, can only be revealed long after the subject of interest has attained power.

That's how a lie of omission - and putting partisanship over country - "works." 

Speaking of partisanship, isn't it fascinating the lengths conservatives are happily going to, digging through Elizabeth Warren's life to debunk her flimsy claim to a Cherokee heritage, but they show no more than a superficial interest in the life of a man in line to become president, who is a high ranking official in what many are openly calling a "creepy"cult? (Remember when Obama ran and CNN said the same thing?) Oh yes, if an Affirmative-Action devouring fruitcake was teaching our children we must know everything, but if a nutjob's about to be elected leader of the free world, just flash a picture of his family on the screen and everybody STFU. That's how presidential vetting's been done in this country for two election cycles now. And even worse A) they try to act like no one's noticing, and B) they're proud of themselves for getting away with it this long. 

I say it won't last,...

Does This Grouping Fill YOU With Confidence?

Not me - I could take all four in thumb wrestling (and don't get me started on the whole "moral fiber" thing or I'll make Hillary cry). How about the article that goes with it - written by a woman, Caroline Glick, about this latest move hailed as a feminist moment in American foreign policy and history - which includes a liberal sprinkling of the words (hold on to your hats, cult fans) "dementia", "irrationality", and "insanity"? Furthermore, as laid out by Ms. Glick, the placement of those words seems to be the only strategic moves one can find in this whole enterprise.

I've got a baaad feeling, y'all,...but then, Hillary "I talk to psychics" Clinton as Secretary of State has always bothered me. Actually, that's not true - that anyone would even consider Hillary "I talk to psychics" Clinton as Secretary of State has always bothered me - because that's the very definition of "dementia", "irrationality", and "insanity". Hell, she's probably checking with Jean Houston as we speak.

And if not, then we might have to get used to the idea we may be in bigger trouble than we think, because if Hillary needed her to handle a little thing like Bill's repeated adultery, then she's certainly out of her depth alone now.

Good Catch: The First Black (NewAge) President On The First Black (NewAge) President - A Sham

This is an interesting choice of words - "fairy tale" - considering the belief system they all share. But, considering they were trying to sway us normal folk in the middle, it's no surprise Clinton would try to use the unreal quality NewAge cultism delivered during the election to turn us off.

Would his words have carried much weight if the media had been doing their jobs and pointed out that, while Obama was mixed up with the NewAge cultism of Oprah and her love of quackery and fraud, Bill was also mixed up with Ken Wilber and had toured the country shilling NewAge self-help nonsense with Tony Robbins - not to mention Hillary's forays into weirdness with the "psychic" Jean Houston? Would Hillary be Secretary of State, now, if they had? Would Barack be president? Would Bill have enough credibility to be staging this current comeback, that Chris Matthews has labeled (Where do liberals come up with this stuff?) "An Alliance Made By God And The Democratic Party"?

Let's just say "we think not" and carry on,...

Hat Tip: Althouse

I'd Hate To Say I'm Right All The Time (But I Am)

Ahh, it's all coming into focus now:

Big Journalism is finally beating the drum this blog has been hitting for years - Hillary Clinton is a NewAger - using a lot of the same photos, plus this:

"An overview of the book by Kengor’s Grove City colleague, Dr. Warren Throckmorton, notes that the book – with information from friends, colleagues and acquaintances – paints an accurate picture of Clinton’s version of faith.

And when you include talking to the dead with Oprah's pal, Jean Houston, and endorsements of books like Eat, Pray, Love, then there can be no doubt that "Clinton’s version of faith" is NewAge.

The only surprise, to me, is what isn't obvious to everybody.

Her husband, the scoundrel, has toured with Tony Robbins and quotes Ken "Suck My Dick" Wilber:



Didn't you know? Funny how the whole NewAge thing just slipps us by, huh?

So what's up with all the questions and debate over whether Barack Obama is a Christian or a Muslim, or the meaning of Christine O'Donnell's High School escapades? How about - after the president spent his birthday with Oprah instead of his wife - didn't anybody ask if the president was a NewAger? No? Weird.

A lot of the identifying marks, and remarks, are there.

Too damn many, if you ask me. But, of course, nobody did.

Much better to listen to this guy:

He knows everything.

Gore: Climate Change Is A Natural Occurrence

I guess we might as well begin here:

"Only the diffuse New Age movement, inspired by nature-keyed Asian practices, has preserved the radical vision of the modern sexual revolution...."

We're going to see that's true. So - honestly - how many times have I told you Al Gore and Global Warming are, specifically, one big radical NewAge scam?

I don't even know, but a casual look around takes me here, here, and here - for starters - and, still, no one believed me.

But now, for your late nite enjoyment, I present to you a most unhappy ending:

"Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. 'I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual," the masseuse told police, because it can be "a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.'

Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, 'He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,' the masseuse recounted. Gore then 'demand[ed] that I go lower.' When she remained focused on a 'safe, nonsexual' area, Gore grew 'angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.'

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. 'He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,' she recalled, 'and said to me, "There!" in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.' When she pulled back, Gore 'angrily raged' and 'bellowed' at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was 'as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,' she recalled, 'and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.'

'Chakra,' in Gore's new-agey jargon, refers to the body's 'energy centers,' which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. 'This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting,' she told police, 'put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something.'"

"Pleading for release of his second chakra". Hear that? See, just like with Obama, before this scandal, most people didn't really listen to Al.

And see, just like with Obama, they also don't pay attention when someone's hanging out with a bad crowd.

I've tied the President to Oprah, who's tied to every guru on the planet. His Secretary of State to the psychic, Jean Houston.

Her randy husband to Ken Wilber (and Tony Robbins) who also counts Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston amongst his followers. Arianna Huffington leads to John Roger, and on and on and on.

All of them are tied to Al Gore and his goofy religion.

And you wonder why the world sucks?

Why we're obsessing over the wrong things and throwing good money after bad?

It's because you're being led by a bunch of zombies who think they're in dreamland.

Cult followers - just like Harvey Milk, and the Democrats, used Jim Jones and The People's Temple.

They know The Secret.

Remember: it's what Oprah's been trying to bring to you all of her life.

It's what Rielle Hunter promised would change John Edwards.

It's their truth - not the truth - just theirs.

And it destroys marriages, makes people kill their kids, become assholes, and, using one scam after another, sucks time and money from the gullible like Nigerian spammers on a roll.

It's the NewAge.

And, in me, it's met it's nemesis.

I will never give up.

I will never give in.

It will be exposed as the Left's true religion, and driving force - but the rest of you have got to get going.

Or, at least, get up to speed.

You Betta Recognize

"The American president has the power to control America's borders if he wants to, but George W. Bush and Barack Obama did not and do not want to, and for the same reason, and we all know what it is. The fastest-growing demographic in America is the Hispanic vote, and if either party cracks down on illegal immigration, it risks losing that vote for generations.

But while the Democrats worry about the prospects of the Democrats and the Republicans about the well-being of the Republicans, who worries about America?

No one. Which the American people have noticed, and which adds to the dangerous alienation—actually it's at the heart of the alienation—of the age."

That's Peggy Noonan, not mentioning what "age" - exactly - we're in. I could help with that (ask Oprah, Peggy!) but I was more fascinated by this quote:

"Why does the federal government do this? Because so many within it are stupid and unimaginative and don't trust the American people. Which of course the American people have noticed."

See? I'm not the only one who sees stupidity, specifically, out there. But "unimaginative"? How can that be? Hillary Clinton was cult schooled by Jean Houston! Bill Clinton was cult schooled by Ken Wilber! Barack Obama was cult schooled by Oprah!

And Oprah was cult schooled by Eckhart Tolle, Rhonda Byrne, Marianne Willaimson, James Arthur Ray (seen above) and a whole host of other cultish charlatans! These folks are "enlightened"! What do you mean they're "unimaginative"? They've got someone telling them what to do all-the-time - before they even tell you what to do, or what they're going to do to you! That's the "age" we're in. The stupid age.

And it's all 100% new. To politics.