Sunday, October 31, 2010

How NewAge REALLY "Works"

Our ex-wife's best friend, Nadia Eisen, has irritable bowel syndrome. She, along with a psychic, talked our ex into leaving us for a Homeopath.

Now we hear that Homeopath, Robert Wohlfahrt, has been charging Nadia for the "magic water" she uses to treat her irritable bowel syndrome.

The idea Nadia will die a long slow death in horrible pain, while paying the sinister quack she herself invited into our lives, is hilarious.

Because that's how NewAge "works".

It doesn't bring peace, or joy, or truth, or any of that immature crap into our lives. If you're strong enough to survive whatever it is they unleash on you, NewAgers leave you with cynicism and a sickening, maniacal, laughter at the folly of idiots who always think, just like the Nazis, they were actually getting away with something - until it's too late.

Nadia's a Jew, so it will come as a shock to find herself on the wrong side of that divide.

Welcome to the real world, kid:

Now that you've crossed over, there's no coming back, ever.

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