Friday, October 1, 2010

Ready! Aaaaaaaim! FIRED!!! (The Jews Got You)



Seriously - all insane anti-semitism talk aside - when it comes to targeting the enemy for slaughter, this blog's aim is pretty damned impressive, if we do say so ourselves.

But who knew it'd take riffing on The Jooos! The Joos! to get little Dickie "Diaper Boy" Sanchez fired fired from CNN? Not us - oh, we told you he's a pig - but he's said and done so many other stupidly dishonest things over the years, we've almost learned to accept him as part of a kind of protected class of stupidity; or something else undesirable - y'know, like whatever Katie Couric is - that we're just forced to endure. (Can anyone better explain why we have so many of these cloddish clowns specifically in American television news?)

The idea that Rick Sanchez could ever lose his job - over saying something stupid - was long gone. Anyway, if paranoid anti-Semetic conspiracy theories are what it finally took, then so be it:

Thank you, Jews - or even the aura of Jews - you (or it) have provided a great service to a grateful nation.

And on that joyous note, let's now send retarded-ass Nancy out; putting her best foot forward for her, just as this most illustrious of industry jokes must be making herself comfortable staying locked up in her room, away from the much-deserved pointing, heckling, and stares, for what will hopefully be a very long, long time to come:



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