The woman had arrived for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations court, officials said.I like that deputy's style. But, if a monkey's that woman's "daughter", it's probably a good thing nobody asked if she had a boyfriend,...
When the woman referred to a daughter, a puzzled official asked where the daughter was. That’s when she pulled the monkey, only inches tall, out of her bra.
She referred to it as “her daughter,” said she had purchased it on eBay and that she had the creature’s clothes specially made in West Virginia.
Court officials were stunned when tiny Kara moved her head, waving a hand and began gnawing on the dress.
One official asked why the woman had the monkey in her bra and quoted her as saying, “Well, would you leave your child at home? She has to be close to me.”
Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”
Thursday, March 10, 2011
The Cage Match
Until we bring back insane asylums, you've got to take pity on all the lonely delusional ladies out there: