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Dunham: "If You're Not Into Me, That's Your Problem."

Really?

The only way that can be true is because - when the reporter spoke to Dunham - he wasn't A) drunk, B) in a bar, and C) looking at the last "Girl" standing.

And then there's the producer's comments, that bug-eyed alien-looking feminist loser, Ugly Apatow. 

"Do you have a girlfriend? Does she like you? This guy looks in the mirror and feels bad about what he sees."

Talk about cultish thinking - along with enough personal insecurity to power the planet.

It's scary, how famous and powerful NewAgers actually get away with bullying others - over nothing - this way,…

Turn Around, Show Your Tits, Get On Your Knees, Pray

Are there any nude photos, of you, floating around out there? If so, send them to TMR - "for safe keeping":

"This being a Christian school, parents are upset that a teacher is even taking naked pictures and sending them to people,…" 

God's no match for exhibitionism,...

 

When Other's Poverty Makes You Too Proud To Shut-Up

I swear - every year - Glenn Reynolds brags more than Kanye with new nudes of Kim:

"HERE’S MY RECIPE FOR Thanksgiving Leg Of Lamb. I’m cooking three of them, plus a turkey, tomorrow."

See? People from slave states* assume their code is slick:

Glenn's really admitting they'll have two turkeys at the table.

At least, there will be, at any one he's sitting at.

*And that, my friends, was today's Nigger, Neener, Neener, Neener,...

Ted Cruz's Old Man (Explains Why Ted Cruz Is Done)

“It’s a free country. If these people need to practice their holy rites of atheism, they can do so, as long as they are in clearly-marked encampments far away from the rest of us.

While they’re in their Heathen Zones, they’re free to dance naked around the fire, brand the mark of the Devil on their flesh or whatever else they want to do. Of course, if they step one foot outside the electrified fence we shoot them between the eyes. Two or three times, just to be sure.”

Why I'm Not A Raëlian

When the appointed registrar comes back in the room, he greets us with a pitiful shake of the head. “Oh no, you really missed all the good stuff,” he says. Ross and I look at each other. The “good stuff” is pretty famous, though we will all not refer to it directly for the next couple of days. The good stuff, according to Raëlian infidels, is not so much what you might call a “seminar” as what you might call “an orgy.” Stories abound of people getting naked in the seminars, massaging their genitals until they come, while onlookers try to pretend they aren’t onlooking. The “good stuff” allegedly means dressing up as the opposite sex (not the opposite sex from the one you were born with, which would be too banal a request, but opposite the one you go by in your everyday life, so for the trans-folks, it’s back to the identity you spent most of your life sloughing off, I suppose)—dressing up as the opposite sex and having a dance. Yes, a dance, the prom kind. Rumor has it these dances typically lead to everyone, save the minors, sleeping around. When Ross and I ask about the dances in our meetings, they all gaze at each other secretively and longingly. There were many times when I wanted to ask, “Should I leave you alone?”

DMX Is Evidence That Gods Do Still Walk The Earth,...

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Why does TMR love DMX? Because he's DMX. 

First of all, the nigga got three letters for a name. Do you have three letters for a name? Wouldn't you feel like there's some letters missing? Not DMX. This is the man who once caused a three-car accident - with one of 'em being a patrol car - and it never fazed him. Because he still makes good records. But forget all that - what's my man's latest, greatest, Triumph Of The Will? 

Getting caught running around - with no draws on - in a hotel.

Did I mention he still makes good records?

Keith Moon would be proud,...

 

Cute (And Identical To How All Recording Artists Live)

At Home with John Legend from John Legend

Cunts

I feel like shit today - waking to face another 24 hours, mostly in bed, a lot of it in pain. And there's not much in my morning reading to cheer me up. For instance, I think this guy's talking about insane feminist professors, who call those who disagree "losers," and whatnot. It's kinda depressing such people are allowed to teach:

"The real problem today is not stupid conservatives, but people with multiple university degrees who ‘don’t get’ what it truly means to be an intellectual."

And in a related, psycho/social, observation:

‘A lot of the new feminism is just snobbery. If Kate Moss is on the front cover of Vogue dripping with diamonds with her tits out, then it’s art; but if there’s a girl who’s not as stunning, who’s a little bit curvy, on the front of a lads’ mag, then it’s “disgusting” and “degrading”.’

I hear ya. It's so bad, I'm practically sick of seeing women in almost any state of undress (Is taking nude photos, or partially-nude, all real feminists do when not lying around - uninjured - calling themselves "smart" and "independent"?) Any man who can see through their madness - and silently stands by as it happens - probably deserves to be called a "loser," because the feminist's hypocritical, snobby, non-intellectual "professors" are taking their money and eating them alive. One final thought on "female fantasy" from my reading:

Haji appeared in “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!,” the tale of three dancers who beat a young man to death, kidnap his girlfriend and flee into the desert. She played the lesbian paramour of the lead character, Varla, played by Tura Satana. The film has acquired a devoted following and has been embraced by the filmmakers John Waters and Quentin Tarantino and even some feminists, including the film critic B. Ruby Rich, who praised it in The Village Voice as a “female fantasy.” 

“You just didn’t see women taking over and beating up men in those days,” Haji said,...

Right. A "female fantasy" is to beat a man to death in the desert - that's heroic.

But if you saw a man do it - then or now - everyone knew he was an unstable asshole.

Good thing women, too, have parts of the anatomy to describe how feminism's changed the world,...

 

Nude Woman Lost! On A Spirit Quest? (Stop Looking,...)

 

 And don't forget Colorado, possibly becoming a quack wonderland. 

Great results expected, in time, from that. 

And there's another "Spiritual Healer" accused of groping patients, but this guy 'apologised to one for getting carried away'. 

It's a shame we can't live forever because, in the future, these will be "teaching moments,..."

 

Now That We've All Seen Kathy Griffin Topless - And Now Know She Released Them Herself: What Have Men Learned For Future Reference?

She's horse-faced ugly.

She's got no tits.

But she does have a flabby ass.

Put it all together with her "love" for Oprah (even though she openly admits Oprah's crazy and deceives people) plus a fag hag sense of humor that only gays could love, and what have we got?

Someone for whom the "D" in "D-list" stands for "Desperate" - as in Desperate for a man!

And yeah, keep Dreaming.

O.K. - next week - we take Scientology's Juliette Lewis out for a little spin,...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! (Kathy Griffin Topless)

Kathy Griffin really needs to stop bagging on the Palins because they've all got it over her - even Todd!

If you're a horror fan, or just a glutton for punishment, you can see more here.

And, BTW, Now That We've All Seen Kathy Griffin Topless - And Now Know She Released Them Herself: What Have Men Learned For Future Reference?

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

One Time Where There's No Cover-Up Involved

We don't know what it is about San Francisco that attracts them, but once they get there, all bets (and clothing) are off:

Debating nudity with the naked guys in the Castro is like playing tennis against a brick wall. No matter what you send over the net, the return is always the same:

It is your fault.

You are the one who is offended, who is fretting about what 5-year-olds will think. They are free and natural. You are prudish and intolerant.

The nudie boys, who live in the Castro, can carry on this discussion for hours to push their organized cause - the Free Body Culture movement - a mumbo-jumbo philosophy about making San Francisco safe for our repressed nude selves.

Whatever.

Yea, it's more of that "larger 'California philosophy' that is relatively new in its history".

"Whatever", indeed.

And The Winner For Breast Supporting Actress,..

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We're Hoping The French Army Shoots To Kill

These nutjobs just won't leave people alone:

A small French farming village is facing an influx of UFO watchers and assorted New Age idiots who believe aliens are hiding underneath a nearby mountain, waiting for the 2012 Apocalypse. The mayor wants the army to be on call.

The tiny farming village of Bugarach, in southwestern France, is home to 189 people. But lately it has been overrun with crystal-toting tourists looking for aliens, and many locals aren't so happy. Most of the visitors believe that when the Apocalypse comes in December 2012 the mountain, Pic de Bugarach — which is currently an "alien garage" — will be spared the fiery, miserable fate of the rest of the earth. The increase in visitors started about 10 years ago, when a local man wrote to a UFO review saying the mountain was home to aliens and their spacecraft, which he had personally seen and heard. Now, UFO experts are buying up property and ruining the town by lying around meditating and leaving statues of virgins and other weird shit on the mountain.

The Telegraph spoke with the mayor of Bugarach, Jean-Pierre Delord, who said, "This is no laughing matter. If tomorrow 10,000 people turn up, as a village of 200 people we will not be able to cope. I have informed the regional authorities of our concerns and want the army to be at hand if necessary come December 2012." Delord told the paper that a recent spike in visitors is due to UFO and 2012 websites telling people to go to Bugarach if they want to survive the End Times. "Many come and pray on the mountainside. I've even seen one man doing some ritual totally nude up there."

Oh god. That poor town.

It is a tragedy - and specifically a shame of the Western World - that no one brings these loony believers to their senses and, at the very least, impresses upon them what jackasses they've been led to become. Nobody had ever try to impress on us how badly they want to "save the planet" or the poor (who can at least think straight) when they're doing nothing to save these lame brains:

When it comes to people needing "help", these crazies are the low-hanging fruit.

Scientology Is "Based On Science" To About The Same Degree As Baby Lotion Is Made From Babies

"Although, by definition, we are anti-religion, Scientology is not so much a belief system as an integrated method of knowing. Their beliefs and practices are based on science – hence the name.



More importantly, their structures and disciplined approach is exactly what a wide-ranging movement like ours requires.



I would be surprised if any of the world’s major religions – Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, Judaism – will be able to hold a candle to us by 2020."

-- Bryan McGee, the Global Atheist Movement (GAM) Australia CEO (who is, clearly, a NewAger posing as an atheist) speaking about the latest naked NewAge silliness they're planning - this time with Scientology - for LiveNews.

We Almost Want To Root For The Ruskies (Almost)

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