Three Things Science Has Told Me About My Ex-Wife

I suspected all of this while I was married, but it's nice to see it (somewhat) confirmed, and to finally consider I couldn't do much:

1) My wife is a mega-NewAger who couldn't be talked out of stupidity.

2) My wife is French, so she also couldn't tell the truth - or keep her knickers up.

3) And I was kept up nights because my wife has got a small brain.

Promiscuous, small-brained believers, cheating to make sense of their place in the world - yep - she is definitely a product of white society.

And I - most definitely - am not,…