Only in this racist country does it make sense to have 400 years of a mind-bending story and, instead of telling that, spend our time making white guy comedies just to piss off a Korean boy king:
As you can tell from the post's title, I'm thinking of all this as KIMALOT, while enjoying the American faux-outrage - over Rodman's kissing of a cultist's ass - when the same thing goes on, here, every day. Did they think I'd forget?
After years of following this phenomena, and hearing every "positive" excuse for it existing in America, I have to ask:
“Breaking Bad” is increasingly about how unpleasant that actually is in real life. Walt’s justifications for why he should have what he wants stem almost entirely from believing that he’s owed in some way, that the universe has screwed him over. Yet when the series begins, he has a pretty good life. He has a beautiful wife, a loving son, a baby on the way, and a house with a swimming pool. Maybe he doesn’t like either of his jobs, but who does? And when he gets cancer, old friends who feel a debt to him offer topay for the treatments.Yet all Walter needs is the slightest provocation to look around himself, reach out for anything within reach, and cry out, “I want that!” like a spoiled toddler.
I know, it's only in my head (and the one site I got 'em from) that these two headlines go together, but this is TMR and go together (again) they will:
"Kim Jong Un woos defectors: Come home. We won’t kill you … promise."
AND
"It’s not that Christianity is unpopular, it’s that it’s untrue."
So it will never be said The Crack Emcee doesn't give credit when credit is due, let me be the first to say - when comparing his treatment of women to others like him - North Korean cult leader Kim Jong Un is light years ahead of the rest. He just got married, so he's not forcing, or tricking anybody into having sex with him. I've never heard a claim that he "heals" people to death (though there was a nasty little rumor going around that his dad made the sun come up) and, rather than having these women kill their kids - somehow - he says, "Go out, smile and sing 'Our Dear Leader' so I'll let you wear mini skirts!" Whattaguy!?!
Shit, I don't think The Source Family band even had women in it, and - Beach Boys or no Beach Boys - I don't have to tell anybody who the star was whenever "Charlie" picked up the guitar.
No, when it comes to women, Kim Jong Un is Da Man! Sure, most of his people are eating grass, but (as we all know) feminism is the most important economic downturndevelopment of the last century and, so, will supersede all else into the next - for the kids.
Who are these powerhouse women who are out-earning their spouses?
Pew found that 65% are white, that they tended to be older, and that they were at least as well-educated as their mates.
Unfortunately, the fastest growing group of primary-breadwinner moms are undereducated women whose median family income in 2011 was only $17,400.
Again - somehow the career of Ann Althouse, existing on the stale fart of feminism (and her second "husband") reveals all.
Back on track, the narcissistic North Korean Pop star, Psy, must've really spooked the North for Kim to do this. His new band is called Moranbong, a name that's definitely missing an "o" where that "a" is (Whatever his other qualities, Kim is not the hawt in-touch producer,..) And, since I don't really have any other criteria for how to judge Cult Leader Pop - not to mention Korean Cult Leader Pop - usually relying on the tried-and-true method of sniffing out a cult leader's involvement ("Is he/she a cult leader? Right ON!") I can only judge them after asking myself:
If I was a cult leader, would I find Moranbong so attractive I couldn't torture them - somehow - if they missed a note while performing my latest compositional confection? Naaaaah, they're great:
I don't know why this video is loading like this, with all that black space around it (all I did was copy it's code) but I'm still in love. Why? Because North Korea is proud of it. This is how they've chosen to say "We're The Shit!" and, God Damn It, they are as far as I'm concerned. How can they not be? Just look at their leader:
So, it looks like there will eventually be a battle between ChinaThe Pilsbury Doughboy and a silly feminist who's most famous for wearing ugly pants suits, letting men screw her over (repeatedly) and consulting psychics. Wonderful:
