NewAge Inverts Ideals

Just as The Democrat Party may have convinced the blacks of Georgia of one crazy proposition (it was in their interest for a man who's been wrongly locking us up by the millions, for the last 26 years, be in the White House - with a ho Vice President) they also convinced New Mexico of another one - to elect them so, once in office, the Democrats could screw the blacks and the whole state they live in (and Canada) as well. What about how the left's making them all think they're clever, as they - literally - fuck themselves for the party? 

THAT's the cherry on top.

 

FACT: Real Men Don't Engage In This Type Of Behavior

"Ho ho — huh?

The family of an African-American high school student in New Mexico says he’s crushed after a teacher questioned why he was wearing Santa garb during a school holiday dress-up day last week, CNN affiliate KOAT reported.

The teacher told Christopher Rougier, a freshman at Cleveland High School, that he couldn’t be Santa because Santa is white, the student’s father, Michael, told KOAT.

'He was embarrassed,' he told the station.

Now, his son doesn’t want anything to do with Christmas."

Thank you, Megyn Kelly - and remember, this is what Ann Althouse called "less than nothing,” with she and Glenn Reynolds (with his hair totally on the most exquisitely delusional fire) imagining it's a Christmas anti-white jihad or something equally preposterous:

"[Megyn’s] a big deal now with her own show. They have to Palinize her fast, or women might listen to her and see another way."

Ooooh - Megyn Kelly - as deeply influential?

That comment - like most of Glenn's - is just too stupid for words, except:

Good luck with that one, Genius!

I'd think Ann would stop this nonsense by now - it must be the stupid feminist notions she finds attractive:

Surely, Glenn's political track record is starting to speak for itself,...

 

Executions, Pornography, Prostitution, The Answer To How Life Began, Sex While Under Hypnosis, And Death

Did Kim Jong Un execute his ex-girlfriend for making a sex tape? North Korean leader 'had singer shot along with a dozen leading musicians'

Detroit Teachers Moonlight As ‘Sugar Babies’ 

To Offset Wage Cuts

Life On Earth Started On Mars, Say Scientists

Self-taught hypnotist Timothy Porter admits vile acts 

while victim was in trance

Dr Jesse Marcel Jr who claimed to have handled alien debris from Roswell crash dies reading a book about UFOs

Tin Foil Hats? Nice Accessories (But Never Fashionable)

Yesterday I wrote, "Privacy and the NSA wouldn't be a problem if the Right Wing had some common sense". This, after avoiding the issue since it began. Today, John Fund has a column that opens with:

“It’s time to ask tough questions about the National Security Agency’s surveillance activities — even for conservatives who have given the NSA the benefit of every doubt up until now.”

You can read the rest for yourself, because I'm interested in telling you what I object to - though I wouldn't say I give this government anything - even after reading John Fund:

From Day One, there's been a kind of hysterical shock and anger that a program even exists, which has struck me as so immature I'm not surprised anyone involved would be reluctant to deal with the accusers.

The issue of the NSA has appeared to be a continuation of the election year "battle", with various groups still trying to score political points irregardless of substance, and to our detriment as a nation.

It's been conducted in the same unhelpful "gotcha" conspiracy theory-style U.F.O. hunters use - always built on the accusation, not only that something's hidden, but there's something to hide. That people, or agencies, make mistakes - though they complain about that fact daily - is swept aside.

While I understand why those who've set their own hair on fire don't see it this way, most of what they've "discovered" looks pretty routine, hardly what I'd expect from a huge agency working in the shadows with an increasing amount of data for the first time.

There's what - 300+ million people in the United States? And in 2012 they found 2,776 violations of privacy rules. Yawn. What kind of violations aren't mentioned, fueling the conspiracy theorists, who will gladly trade on what isn't known as though it has the same weight as truth. Like the characters you find at Roswell, N.M., the idea they could be mistaken in their framing of issues, innocently or otherwise, is a subject they haven't devoted equal attention to, before or after this event, and they wouldn't welcome it. Whether it's Satan-worshipping Day Care centers, or the government is out to get you, these Americans do love their hysterias.

What they hate is anybody should burst their bubble - or ruin their "fun",...

 

She's A Lot Like You (The Dangerous Type)

"A rite of spring allegedly turned deadly for a New Mexico man.

A woman claiming to be a follower of Wicca, a pagan religion often associated with witchcraft, is accused of killing a man she'd met an Albuquerque hiking trail with a dagger she said was to be used in ritualistic celebration of spring.

Angela Sanford told police that victim Joel Leyva, a man she had only just met, tied her arms, made 'inappropriate sexual gestures,' and took the dagger from her, ABC News reports.

Sanford told police that she feared Leyva was going to rape her, and decided to take charge of the situation by wriggling free of the ropes and allowing him to believe he was being seduced. She allegedly pushed Leyva on his back, removed her clothing except for her underwear, and knelt on the ground over him. She then then stabbed Leyva 'three times in the stomach area.'

Sanford allegedly left the scene, eventually asking a hiker to use a cell phone to call police.

But investigators found multiple inconsistencies in Sanford’s story of attempted rape. Leyva was actually stabbed 11 to 13 times in the head and torso, police said.

According to police reports, none of the witnesses saw Sanford fleeing the area or calling out for help, and her clothes were found folded at the scene."

-- Lindsay Goldwert, giving us a bit of the ol' "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" - the photo's quite fetching as well - as another Wiccan goes from witch to WANTED, in The New York Daily News.

Hola! Estúpida

Eva Longoria wants our new president to address immigration and she’s ready to stand up and fight for her homeland of Mexico.

"First things first, our country is in a really tough position right now and I think definitely immigration will be addressed and I will be there to make sure that we're protected," Longoria told Tarts at a recent party.

And is it about time we devoted our resources to our neighboring land rather than pouring funds globally?

"It is unfortunate that we spend so much time as Americans all over the world, and we need to really focus a lot of our energy on our front porch which is Mexico and I hope that we'll be able to bring more attention to the a lot of the poverty and illiteracy and the educational programs in Mexico," the Desperate Housewives starlet added. "I would definitely love to help, we're going to be doing a charity in Mexico City next year and we're going to gather a lot of star power from Mexico and raise a lot of money for educational programs."

Her Homeland??

This dork was born in Texas, and it’s sure bet it was long after the Alamo.

So let’s take her down to the border, strip her of her U.S. credentials, give her a bottle of water, a tampon and a Pez dispenser and toss her over the fence.

Back to her “homeland”.

Muy Estúpida

Rosario Dawson intends to be a mom one day, but when her little ones do naughty things, the actress says she doesn’t believe in yelling — just torturing with her tongue.

"I think licking is a really great way of disciplining your child. It's definitely a lot better than screaming at them," Dawson told Tarts while promoting her new indie flick Explicit Ills which explores the somber state of the American health care system. "My mom did it to me for punishment, she loves to say that I came [from her] so she can do anything that she wants to me in public. If I was acting out or talking up or just being a precocious child as I was she would lick me and my face in front of all her friends."

Fox News

Fuck.

TMR NewAge News (For The Indiscriminate Fool)

"The CIA has issued a statement after last week’s catastrophic waterboard incident in Guantanamo that embarrassed the agency and raised questions about security.
 
The events unfolded as a suspected terrorist was being interrogated and the session went on for nearly four hours. According to sources, the suspect 'seemed to enjoy it' and at one point nearly fell asleep.
 
An investigation revealed the water had been inadvertently stored next to a photograph of Valium and aspirin, and had apparently retained that memory. The origin of the photo is unknown, and calls to NewAge World Headquarters in the Sedona suburb of Circle Rock, AZ went unanswered. A spokesperson in the Roswell, NM office declined comment.
 
In a brief statement, the detainee told reporters he felt relaxed, pain-free and 'very clean.'
 
The water has been checked into a rehab program."

-- Joseph Nigro, on a "terrible" situation, only made better by the hilarity of it (with the following video) as The Macho Response.

TMR's Favorite E-Mail Of The Day

I have devised an eight-point program to free society of the NewAge influence;



Evacuate the entire state of New Mexico.



Fence in the state.



Dump all the promoters, believers and followers of any NewAge crap behind the fence.



Remove all rocks so they can’t put them in a circle.



Give them water whose last memory was of being in a polar bears’ bladder.



Occasionally disguise aircraft as UFOs and fly over them at night to give them false hope.



Wait a few years while they screw each other over and only one guy is left.



Shoot that guy.

-- "JRN" - with a brilliant plan - promoted in the comments section of the post called This Could Have All Been Predicted.

Scientology Is What Needs A "Second Chance"

"Maybe Tom Cruise can put some money in."

-- Martin Chávez, Albuquerque New Mexico's mayor, on the eviction of Scientology's "Second Chance" drug program ("vitamins and saunas") for attempting to cover up it was housing inmates convicted of violent crimes, reported by KRQE.com.

Doing What's Best For All Little Boys And Ghouls

"In San Francisco, Scientology infiltrated classrooms for more than a decade unnoticed because they discreetly offered their program to individual teachers, with district-wide administrators none the wiser. It took a 2005 California-government crackdown to finally drive the cult out of schools.



In New Mexico, a reporter for the Las Cruces Sun-News asked Scientology anti-drugs program representative Richard Henley whether the cult had attempted to indoctrinate children in other New Mexico school districts. Henley refused to say, explaining that requests had come from 'individual teachers or classes ... for two or three years.'"

-- Matt Smith, proving my detractors (who regularly deny San Francisco's role in the cult influence over America - San Francisco schoolchildren have been indoctrinated into Scientology for 10 years? - and also deny how the cults are using NewAge "hot spots", like New Mexico, as their base of operations) might be missing something, because it's certainly being mentioned in the San Francisco Weekly.