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How Many Times Can Obama Shred The Constitution?

With a very nice "catch" on Mitt Romney,....

The Loser - Who Lost His Election - Says The President Should Be Learning What It Means To Lose An Election

Now you listen to me,...

Still no word on why he follows a cult that keeps admitting everyone's right about it but him,...

One Photo That Sums Up The Death Of Robin Williams

If he wasn't college-oriented, but smoked pot and was out for "drank," would it be justified?

TMR thinks The Message Of The Day is pretty fucking clear:

DEPRESSION'S A MOTHERFUCKER. 

One fact - that white people could stop this murder and don't - is enough, to make life less worthwhile, for someone: 

Which whites would know - if it were happening to them - still.

Another fact - that, even as Americans, these supposedly-patriotic whites don't feel like it IS happening to them as fellow citizens - says almost everything you need to know about the cynical white "culture" undergirding this so-called country, they now swear-to-GOD blacks must protect from Mexicans, because - get this - with immigration, black's lives will get really bad.

Peep that photo of their idea of "the good life" in America today,...

 

Republicans See A Light (It's A Train Headed Their Way)

Republicans haven't found the beat 

 First, TMR's tried to tell them, now FOX's Juan Williams is trying to tell them - we might have to dig up MLK for back-up:

"The nearly all-white Republican Party is fast approaching its moment of crisis on race. 

Talk of impeaching President Obama and the party's opposition in Congress to immigration reform is pushing the GOP into a deep racial and political hole,..."

Young Master Paul thinks he's special 

 BTW - Rand Paul recently made the "claim that he's doing more for civil rights than anyone in Congress".

How Rand Paul REALLY looks on the stump to blacks 

Considering the burden blacks are left to carry in this country, that translates to saying he's not doing very much either,...

 

To Win: Rand Paul's Echoing TMR (But He's Still Lying)

Rand Paul sets a great example - that other white conservatives emulate 

 This video was taken in Iowa after Rand Paul said this: 

"Until you show that you care about them and that you want to do something about them, you're not going to win. So if we want to win, we're going to have to change." 

He was speaking about blacks but - in the spirit of doing something "about" others - TMR assumes Paul left so the lady can have his seat,...

 

Stop Talking (Too Late)

"France is the least racist country in the world. Is that clear? I see it. French people do not judge people by their skin colour or their origin. As long as people are well behaved, respectful of French people and of France’s values, they have welcomed them. Welcomed too many, in fact."

It's Easier To Be French Now, Troubling French Lovers, Taxing French Drug Dealers, Fixing France, And Money

French citizenship to become more accessible

Troubles expats have with French lovers

FRANCE TO DRUG DEALERS: 

WE'RE TAXING YOU TOO

Can Anyone Fix France?

Sisters find more than 150,000 euros 

inside dead brother’s couch

Looking At Things Side-Ways (To Avoid Choosing One)

Yea! THE INTERNET STAYS ON! And I've finally got company in the G.O.P.:

“I’m sorry to be the skunk at the garden party, but I think if Dr. King were alive today, he would step on some of these sacred issues.”

Republicans love to scream MLK was one of ours. Not cool to think like him nowadays - TMR is definitely "the skunk at the garden party" - but still the appropriate place to be. So what's the beef? Try this one on for size - a point I've made many times, before, to crickets:

“Everybody has come in front of [blacks] on the bus — gays, immigrants, women, environmentalists. You never hear any talk about the conditions confronting poor blacks and poor people in general.”

He got a standing O for show. I get push-back.

Let's see - he said gays. More important than poor blacks. That's been made clear. The coverage is overwhelming. Blacks have been struggling to keep food on the table for as long as I've been alive, but that obviously doesn't compare to gay marriage. Nobody's ever called anybody a loser for not resolving conditions in the ghettos. We should've thrown glitter in church for attention.

Immigrants. Hear about them all-the-time now. Will they be able to stay? Won't they? Not as important as how Americans can keep a roof over our heads. That's not very important at all. Never has been. Never hear about it. It's not a priority. Weird.

Women? Women. Ann Althouse makes $177,000 a year, for God knows what, and still bitches like she's raped daily. The average black household makes around $20,000. You do the math on "oppression".

And environmentalists? Why bother with blacks when they're determined to "save the planet" - which has only been around for, oh, what? 4 and a half billion years without their assistance? I can feel the love. But it makes total sense.

I've got two things that don't make sense, though:

A) Why it takes an idiot conservative like me to notice this is how it's been working, and B) why it took another one to mention it,...

The G.O.P. - Without Blacks (Like Apple - Without Jobs)

You know, if I hadn't watched it all with my own eyes, I wouldn't think it was happening:

"Republicans are 'in a demographic death spiral' and will fail in their effort to win the presidency if the party blocks an immigration overhaul, a leading GOP senator said Sunday."

The Republican Party IS dying, AND losing it's mind in the process. 

So delusional they don't even notice how - devoid of any evidence it'll bring back my runaway vote - they've locked onto this immigration idea, like it matters. Completely bonkers. 

Speaking of bonkers, remember the Althouse crew telling me my vote doesn't matter? Remember Ann & Meade telling their followers how important my vote is in an election? (I always remind Ann how important her Obama vote was,...blacks are raised to think voting's important.) Remember Ann & Meade telling their mob of white followers - as Republicans - they shouldn't attack a solitary black guy for speaking his mind? What? Ann & Meade never did that? They just stood by, like the Southern racists of old, as the freak show unfolded on their front doorstep, until the most visible black on their blog flipped all of 'em the bird? 

And then - the best part - Ann & Meade's response to their own evil nonsense (not at all "macho") was figuring out how to start charging the losers, once they proved how gullible they are?

Remember that? 

Man, Ann's clit must swell with pride:

She duped the college system, spouting feminist garbage, and now she's suckered the political Right into self-sabotage, and now, suicide - brilliant. 

Hopefully, the Republicans will learn about NewAge women, before they go,... 

But "go" they will. 

I warned 'em and warned 'em and warned 'em. They wanted to dance with Big Head Mitt & The Mormons, fighting NewAge fire with fire, and now they're so screwed up, mentally, they simply can't think straight enough to do battle. The Mormons are even marching with gays in Utah now. 

They're a perfect losing combination but, sorry, I won't vote for that, either. 

So sad, but (as my crazy sages said) "a hard head makes for a soft behind." 

 And when you dislike blacks, so much, you'd rather die than make us feel comfortable (looking for a new "boy" is really all the Republicans are engaged in) your skull is totally made of rock.  

And - in case you haven't noticed - The Crack Emcee smokes those.

If you're honest, that's the only kind of "party" really being encouraged,...

Somebody Sing "Danny Boy" (So Tears Are Warranted)

I worry about Bill Whittle sometimes, especially since the last election. He seems to be graying faster, and becoming slightly unhinged, which ain't good for one of the best communicators the Right has. (All these guys seem lamer than usual, now that Brietbart's gone,...) 

This "Virtual President" gig - while a joke on Obama to most - strikes me, instead, as a wake for the Right's own failure in November. No, Bill ain't being as clever as he thinks, but it's just enough for the rubes. Listen to them roar. Laughter and back-slapping everywhere. Whatever: 

They can hoist their drinks to cheers all night, but there's still a dead body sitting in the middle of the room - and it's an elephant they killed. 

 BTW - "Everybody is an immigrant"? Including me? Where did I immigrate from? Los Angeles? 

 If so, please - tell me what country I'm in now - because I don't seem to recognize it,...

 

Turkey Is Carved (And Served Fresh) In Austria

Hola! Estúpida

Eva Longoria wants our new president to address immigration and she’s ready to stand up and fight for her homeland of Mexico.

"First things first, our country is in a really tough position right now and I think definitely immigration will be addressed and I will be there to make sure that we're protected," Longoria told Tarts at a recent party.

And is it about time we devoted our resources to our neighboring land rather than pouring funds globally?

"It is unfortunate that we spend so much time as Americans all over the world, and we need to really focus a lot of our energy on our front porch which is Mexico and I hope that we'll be able to bring more attention to the a lot of the poverty and illiteracy and the educational programs in Mexico," the Desperate Housewives starlet added. "I would definitely love to help, we're going to be doing a charity in Mexico City next year and we're going to gather a lot of star power from Mexico and raise a lot of money for educational programs."

Her Homeland??

This dork was born in Texas, and it’s sure bet it was long after the Alamo.

So let’s take her down to the border, strip her of her U.S. credentials, give her a bottle of water, a tampon and a Pez dispenser and toss her over the fence.

Back to her “homeland”.

Muy Estúpida

Rosario Dawson intends to be a mom one day, but when her little ones do naughty things, the actress says she doesn’t believe in yelling — just torturing with her tongue.

"I think licking is a really great way of disciplining your child. It's definitely a lot better than screaming at them," Dawson told Tarts while promoting her new indie flick Explicit Ills which explores the somber state of the American health care system. "My mom did it to me for punishment, she loves to say that I came [from her] so she can do anything that she wants to me in public. If I was acting out or talking up or just being a precocious child as I was she would lick me and my face in front of all her friends."

Fox News

Fuck.