It's Just A Never-Ending Search Out There

I like looking at the search terms people use to get here. Today I got the normal, expected kind of stuff, like these below - click the red links to see where the search took them, or (my choice) should've:

new age and mental illness

or

landmark forum and oprah

or

elisabeth targ fraud

But what really gets me going is the stuff from out-of-left-field that makes me laugh or go "Huh?" Here's a sampling of those:

doti penis

gorgeous latina babe dancing for all you machos out there!

pathway to paradise something awful

shirley maclaine facelift [great potential band name, y'all! - CMC]

elisabeth hasselbeck urine in toilet

bad case of the space crazies

mystic porn unicorn

Good times. And a good way to empty my photo file. I'll be back,...

The View Becomes A Two-Headed Monster

"Wallow, my friends, in the warm flood of hypocrisy."

-- Ed Morrisey, who knows it when he sees it, since he's used to a lot of Hot Air.

The View: A Totally Outrageous Mish-Mash Of Common Sense (And Cringe-Making Crazy)

Whoa: Mike Huckabee Has A T.V. Show!

This is wild: I just turned on the television and there he was, Governor Mike Huckabee, with his own talk show on FOX! It was kind of inevitable, I guess, because he's good in front of the camera (which is highly unusual for evangelicals). He's a really classy guy.

The first question he took was from a Democrat, and it was on "faith". (I could enjoy this.) His first guest is Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View - and they're discussing Jeremiah Wright! Where else are you going to get this?

Something tells me this show could prove important.

Congratulations, Governor: I'm really looking forward to this!

Shirley MacLaine: Liar

"Joining The View ladies to discuss her book Sage-ing While Age-ing, now in paperback, [Shirley] MacLaine was expressing interest in wanting to know the reason behind Hitler, when [Elizabeth] Hasselbeck interrupted with a question about radionics, saying, “You use a machine to mix things like urine, sterile water, mold spores, dogs’ hair. What exactly is that? That had me wondering.”

MacLaine replied, “Homeopathy can be made with radionics. I don’t know enough scientifically to talk about it without looking in my book because I had to do a lot of research.”

“But this is something you mix and drink? Is it a concoction that is for / to cleanse?” Hasselbeck continued to press, prompting MacLaine to shoot her a look and say flatly, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Following the commercial break, Hasselbeck whipped out MacLaine’s book and read excerpts about the Oscar-winning actress’ practice of mixing toxins with urine, implementing radionics to cleanse it and then drinking the water that remains.

It’s a homeopathic remedy to which MacLaine ascribes, called “The Law of Similars."

-- Maggie Taylor, who seems to think “I don’t know what you’re talking about” is a witty and/or defensible comeback, on GayWired.com

Oh, she knew: Shirley MacLaine knew that if she copped to drinking urine, on live television, her cover of "normalcy" would've been blown forever. Also, she can't explain "scientifically" what she's written about - without checking her book?

The fact MacLaine got away with this, on Hasselbeck's show, speaks volumes about the extent of liberal bias the other women of The View exhibit - how they're more than willing to let their friend and co-host, Elizabeth Hasslebeck, spin in the wind, even when she's correct, just because she's a conservative.

Disgusting.