A Day In The Life Of A Dream A Kid Had While Waiting To Be Unfairly Punished

 

 FROM 2001'S GENESIS ALBUM: 

"Calling me 'atheist' because I don't believe in you, God"

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE: 

McDonald’s drops smiley faces from Happy Meals for mental health week

OK, NOW IT DOES: 

Teen fined $580 for using phone in McDonald's drive-thru line

RICH PEOPLE: 

Daughter tries to explain what she does at family steel company — as boss dad can’t stop laughing

CAN'T PUT MUCH FAITH IN "LUCK" - OR ANYTHING ELSE:

Executive’s ex-wife wrote ‘good luck’ on check to a hitman. Now she’s charged with murder

YOU CAN'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHO'S BEEN MAKING OUR CULTURE:

10 Celebrities Who Were in Cults and Escaped

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS - AFTER A LIFETIME OF BEING TOLD TO DO NOTHING ELSE: 

Miss Manners: We told our friends the truth, and now they’ve cut us off

THERE ARE RULES - AND THEY'RE MADE AT THE VATICAN: 

Vatican reveals new rules for the supernatural

THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF CULTS - EVER NOTICED THAT?

‘Golda’ Filmmaker’s Next Movie Is Inspired By His Holocaust Survivor Grandmother Joining a Cult

IN OTHER WORDS - NORMAL: 

“Gaslighting, Manipulation, Shaminism” — K-Pop’s biggest trial has begun

FUCK THE JEDI AND THE SPEEDSTERS THEY RODE IN ON: 

Rian Johnson Didn’t Want To Direct Star Wars But Ruined It Anyway

NOT-SO-SECRET SECRETS: 

Discover the Dark Secrets of 10 Infamous Cults

JUST TO GET A REP: 

Teen Accused Of Using Mother’s Death For Clout After Posting Video Right After Finding Her 

   

 YOU LOOK STUPID-AS-FUCK SUCKING ON THOSE THINGS: 

Young vaper who required double lung transplant shares warnings as e-cigarette sales rise

SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING OFF MURDEROUS VIBES: 

Son of Sam serial killer says he uses Anne Frank’s holocaust diary as inspiration

ACTING LIKE HE'S ONE OF THE COOL KIDS: 

What Is Tucker Carlson Even Doing?

IT'S A YOGA CULT - NOBODY MENTIONS THE YOGA CULT BEFORE THE KILLING STARTED:

‘Messianic spell’: how Narendra Modi created a cult of personality

IT WAS EASIER THAN FLIPPING HIS HOUSE OVER: 

Upside-down US flag flew at home of Justice Samuel Alito after 2020 election

THE SCHOOL AND THE KIDS GOT AN EDUCATION ON WHAT A BAD TRIP IS: 

Eight high school students hospitalized after cannabis edibles on LA field trip

WHY ISN'T HE 'VILLAINIZING' CRYSTALS? 

PETA calls out NYC mayor for 'villainizing rats' 

   

 HE THINKS THE WOMEN OF 'THE VIEW' SHOULD BE AT HOME: 

‘The View’ hosts unload on Chiefs kicker for 'cult-like' Catholic faith, say he needs therapy

IF RELIGION'S IN SCHOOL THEN SATAN'S ALREADY IN THERE: 

As conservatives put religion in schools, Satanists want in, too

COME ON - PREPOSTEROUS - WHO'S EVER HEARD OF FRENCH CULT MEMBERS? 

French evangelicals welcome new law to combat cults

GETTING "MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS": 

French police kill man trying to burn Rouen synagogue

WELLNESS - WHEN THE BITCH NEXT DOOR BECOMES A SELF-PROCLAIMED "EXPERT": 

Estonia's naked wellness tradition to cleanse both body and soul

REMEMBER ORGANIC WINE? 

What to know about real estate wellness—the fastest-growing market in the wellness industry

GOVERNMENT: 

NIH finally admits taxpayers funded gain-of-function research in Wuhan — after years of denials

TO THE MOON, ALICE:

Former Facebook and Nike diversity manager gets 5 years in prison for $5 million fraud

EVIDENCE - "I THOUGHT" IS A DANGEROUS THING TO SAY IN THE NEWAGE: 

I Thought They Cremated My Son. Four Years Later, the FBI Called

DON'T TELL OPRAH OR KELLY CLARKSON ABOUT THESE GUYS AFTER OZEMPIC: 

Inside the Kenyan cult that starved itself to death

HE'S GOT THE BIGGER YOU-KNOW-WHAT: 

I Loved Her, But She Loved Jesus 

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 IT'S NOT SUICH A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: 

14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About Walt Disney

CLASSY: 

Pro-Trump artist releases 100 penis-shaped balloons with faces of Alvin Bragg, Judge Merchan

WHILE BIGFOOT'S STILL GOING STRONG: 

Man Busted For Battery With His Soiled Diaper

 

 FINAL THOUGHT - NOT JUST FOR TODAY BUT FOREVER: 

FUCK THE APPLE - EVE HAVING TWO SONS IS HOW GOD REVEALED HIS WEIRD SIDE.

 

This 'Age Of Unreason' Began Around 2005 And (As Predicted) Just Gains Steam

 

  Bus carrying Easter worshipers plunges off bridge killing 45 people in South Africa 

   

  5 dead and over 100 hospitalized from recalled Japanese health supplements 

   

  An unusual bar is coming to San Francisco. Only 'quality' people will be let in 

   

  AI hustlers stole women’s faces to put in ads. The law can’t help them 

 

  The ancient, volatile Christian ideas behind Trump’s obsession with blood 

   

  Pennsylvania man in "Scream" costume accused of killing neighbor with chainsaw and knife 

   

  A Filipino villager is nailed to a cross for the 35th time on Good Friday to pray for world peace 

   

  Pop music really ain’t what it used to be – officially

 

  A book bound with human skin from dead woman's corpse finally removed from Harvard library

Double (Standards Are Reserved - For Those Exhibiting No Standards At All)

USA TODAY is talking about Chris Cuomo's ethical failure: Why CNN anchor's actions hurt journalists across America, when they HAD TO KNOW Cuomo's wife runs a misinformation business. Why didn't THAT "hurt journalists across America"? Have they all seen it, and just accepted it - and said nothing? Thousands of them? A news anchor - who's wife runs a misinformation BUSINESS - isn't a news story? Since when? Since the NewAge.

The NewAge is The Democrats' new cult of the popular - not the serious. Total hypocrites are welcome - totally welcome - as long as they're down with The 'disinformation' deception.

The 'disinformation' deception turns Democrat party rapists, like Bill Clinton, into national heroes, while causing idiots to still make Bill Cosby jokes.

Yes, If Cuomo had any self-respect, he’d resign, but that's true of all of 'em - and that goes *double* for Oprah.

 

TV's Judge Greg Mathis Ain't Buying The Bill Cosby Conviction (Either)

 

 

Judge Joe Brown (On Bill Cosby's Release)

"Mainstream media encourages mob rule."

 

Bill Whittle Tries The Okie Doke Again (Claiming To Tell Real History While Not Explaining Racists On His Side)

If Bill Whittle will lie - as he says he's telling the truth - then what does that say about the party he's fronting for? In order for this hackneyed tale he's spinning to make sense, he's got to at least explain Lee Atwater, and why Cliven Bundy and Dylan Roof and whatnot are drawn to the Republicans - and why the party says so many things most blacks find repulsive. He's got to explain today's latest Jim Crow scheme to keep the Confederate flag, why even black Republicans (like David Clarke, Wisconsin's famous Sheriff, or now, Bill Cosby after the "pound cake" speech conservatives loved so much) sound like evil lunatics to the rest of us, and why they only constitute about 5% of the black population, when blacks already know them as family and not just political opponents. 

No, this kind of sorry-assed con job requires a lot more planning - and much better execution - than Ol' Bill is showing here, and that's a pity:

As I've often said - even I could make a case for the Right - but unfortunately, just like the Confederacy itself, the racists just haven't ever seemed too interested in saving themselves, politically or otherwise,...

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind, Out Of This Fucking World

I've been trying not to blog Joe Scarborough today, because I try not to think of Joe Scarborough generally, but when he leaps into conspiracy theory territory, well, that's my bailiwick and I have to do it. According to Joe - good ol' level-headed, they-keep-wondering-if-he's-presidential-material, Joe - all the women accusing Bill Cosby of molesting them are looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Including, I gather, Kathy Lee Gifford - who says she turned down a kiss from Bill with the revealing "We're friends" and not the definitive "We're married." (Considering celebrity morals, is it any wonder why Bill might've gotten the wrong idea, there?)

Anyway, Joe Scarborough - wait. What? There - right ON:

I was able to forget about him after all,...

Poor Dr. Ben Carson Has Decided To Change His Tune

Running for president always makes journalists return to what candidates had previously said - which is never good for wingnuts. Especially if they're black, and their claim to fame is saying crazy shit to racist white's satisfaction: The Tom ends up looking like a fool on the national stage, and - after the whites leave his side (as they always do since they were just using him) - he still has to, then, face the black community, alone, to explain himself. Cosby's felt the sting (and the sense of cultural abandonment) so somebody better change their tune - and quick:

"Slavery was a horrible thing and affected many people in horrible ways, some of those effects are still present today. So, no, [ObamaCare] is not the same as slavery.”

So, Dr. Carson - if ObamaCare's NOT slavery - is it you, or other blacks, who are "on the plantation" again?

You can ask the many whites surrounding you - and patting you on the back for opposing the rest of us - before getting back on that,...

Cosby's Respectability Politics Just Keeps Taking Hits

Let me ask you a serious question - 100% - if you were black, who would you rather be standing with?

A decent kid who's had a few "youthful scrapes with the law" he can grow out of (AKA a "thug" in the white world) or a rich, and formally-well-liked, and world-renowned, rapist of children with white conservative support?

It's not exactly an ethics test, I know, but choose wisely anyway: 

Your answer still says a lot about you,...
 

Why's The British Press Saying Bill Cosby's Talking?

The Brits say there's a bidding war going on for an interview with Bill Cosby, who presumably wants to clear his name.

True - or some not-so-friendly overseas prodding?

A Black Man Calls Out Cosby (On Behalf Of Black Men)

The man said he wanted to talk, specifically to black men, so - let's talk 

“If you’re black and over the age of 50, Bill Cosby holds a special place in the world. We listened to his albums, watched reruns of I Spy and kept our mouths shut when we heard the stories about his 'preferences.'

For the last decade, Dr. Cosby has spoken about black people in general and black men specifically stepping up “to their responsibilities.”

But if William H. Cosby Jr., PhD. is serious about what he has been telling us, it’s time for him to take his own words to heart and to stop hiding behind lawyers and silence.”

Ann Althouse: Race-Baiting For Her Racist Readership (As Easily As Don Lemon Is Making CNN's Lemonade)

She redefines "smug" AND America's history of racial justice

Getting race wrong (has she ever gotten it right?) is, now, such a daily operation for Ann Althouse, I can fully see what worth the University of Madison finds in her (employing a law professor who can't grasp what few options blacks have is "win-win") when - decades after MLK - we still live in a nation with unjust laws:

“This message — incarceration as racial oppression — has been cultivated by some who are dedicated to issues of racial justice. Those who are reacting to Ferguson by engaging in criminal violence are stepping on that message.”

He redefines "smug" AND America's history of racial justice, too

But then, it's her example that also makes it possible for me to see what worth CNN finds in employing Donald Dilworth Lemon (a reporter who also can't grasp what few options blacks have) when - decades after MLK - we still live in a nation with unjust laws:

To accuse Jackson of continuing MLK's "race hustle" - without mentioning whites illegally jailed and harassed MLK - works just as Ann's ignorant posts do

"Reverend, part of your legacy is that you marched with Dr. King peacefully, non-violent protests," he said. "What has changed in our culture and our society that people result -- resort to things that played out here last night in Ferguson?"

"You do know that when Dr. King was alive we had the Watts riots and the Newark riots and the Detroit riots and Chicago," Jackson responded, adding that "police action triggered those riots."

"Blacks are ten times more likely to be arrested. That matters.”

Whites said blacks should emulate "America's Dad" - blacks smelt a rat and said "no"

You see - considering America IS a racist place with unjust laws - the worth of these two's "respectable" racial cluelessness is obvious:

"Waiting for whites to grow up" is a better name for this place than the United States

They (and Cosby) can buy time for whites - to "make progress" - which means, of course, black lives can further rot,...until whites learn to process more complex ideas about blacks than currently possible.

Whites will keep saying their racism ended, whenever they say it did, in the meantime

Oh well:

At least we blacks can be "happy" because - between these two multi-racial mental giants - we're now part of our nation's racist's education.

Moral - and otherwise,...