When Is Someone In The World Of Advertising Going To Acknowledge I Don't Identify With Any Of These People?

 Listen, I'm hardly the Duck Dynasty type, but come ON: 

 When it comes to Christmas, this is easily as bad a mis-step as FOX News' "White Santa" nonsense,...

 

I Will Not Save The Planet Until Women Stop Ruining It

You wouldn't think it, after visiting a Whole Foods, but it looks like I'm not alone on everything:

   "Why don’t people behave in more environmentally friendly ways? New research presents one uncomfortable answer: They don’t want to be associated with environmentalists.

That’s the conclusion of troubling new research from Canada, which similarly finds support for feminist goals is hampered by a dislike of feminists."

"Troubling new research"? You know what's "troubling"?

"Twig Boy" and "FemiNazi" and they still don't get the hint,...

Fuck You (Wait - They'd Probably Want That Anyway,...)

Yesterday I was listening to Fresh Air's discussion with comedian Amy Schumer, and she and Terry Gross got into this thing women do - which is putting themselves down when they receive a compliment. Once Shumer admitted she's never seen a man do that, I wondered: 

 Do crazy women ever glean they're crazy? 

I guess you have to be a man to understand where that question is coming from but, for instance, I don't react to movies based on my hormones, and no woman has ever been in the position of having to comfort me - against her will - as I mentally come apart over such a thing. 

I'm not insecure, don't hate my body, nor do I feel a need to show it off for validation. 

I wouldn't kill a child to improve my job prospects. 

I wouldn't sleep with someone before I broke up with someone I'd already claimed to love. 

Lying is not part of my social tool kit. 

I've only used knowledge, talent, or friendships, to get a job - never sex or sex appeal.

 I could go on, but the bottom line is, this is goofy and destructive behavior (to the self and society) and I want to know if women understand that's what it is - and what a burden it is for men to cope with?

So intent on "breaking the glass ceiling" they forget who's got to clean up,...

 

A Vision Of The New World (Back To Common Sense)

 

 TMR doesn't usually give points for niggas being clever, but I gotta hand it to Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas) for this one:

“If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted”

 

 How he wrapped his head around that one, I don't know, but we likes.

   

Yesterday, I had time to ponder that bitch-with-too-many-puppies/insect behavior type killer instinct in feminists, and how it tends to focus on the weak - children, the unpopular girl, the man who's down and out. All fair game. Unless it's two of 'em, straight-up, going at it face-to-face, feminists generally ain't up to a challenge like the average guy would be. That's why they need insane laws to do their dirty work for 'em. 

It has nothing to do with men being physically stronger than women because, if you exclude one sex, there's always going to be somebody stronger. The whole argument and set-up makes no logical sense. It's just legitimizing the desire to do damage - like we need more of that. 

 So why any man went along with it is the mystery. 

   

 I figure the words and "counterproductive" and "masochist" hadn't really gotten into circulation yet.

   

 But, take it from me, a future filled with breaking this shit down is gonna be loaded with fun:

“If babies had guns, they wouldn’t be aborted”

 

 I tell you, as a foster child, when it comes to coping with the reality feminists have created for us (and I know I'm one of the "lucky" ones) "clever" or not, the imagery is worth the price of admission,...

 

I Was Forced Into This (As Well As Forced Out Of It,...)

When you've walked in my shoes, this joke just never gets old:

"In the 1990s, [Dionne Warwick] became the public face of the Psychic Friends Network, a telephone service that connected callers with clairvoyants for $3.99 a minute. It earned her $3 million a year before the corporation that owned the service went into bankruptcy. 

Critics of Ms Warwick's own bankruptcy filing have taken to web forums to joke that, given her experience with the Psychic Friends Network, she should have seen her money troubles coming."

Here's another joke I'm enjoying (immensely) today: 

 Dear Dionne, 

 You should follow the advice of feminist law professor Ann Althouse and call your mother, to thank her for not aborting you, and allowing you a chance to rip off your delusional "sisters," and other of your fellow Americans, to the tune of $3 million dollars a year. 

They would've known better, if they read like I do, but look at the bright side: 

 $3 million is more money than Ann's making from misinformation,...