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Wednesday, May 15, 2024

If Depression Is Life Without Illusions Then Happiness Is When You Fool Yourself

HE (AND TMR) THINKS HE KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING:

NO SURPRISE HERE FOR ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION: 


    

BET - HE DOESN'T PLAY "WAR PIG": 

CHILDHOOD SHOWERS WITH DAD CAUSED ADULTHOOD SEXUAL OBSESSIONS: 

SAYING HE BELIEVED NEW YORK RUNS ON 'CRYSTAL ENERGY' WAS SO REVEALING: 


      

STOP HER BEFORE SHE KILLS AGAIN::

TELLING JOE ROGAN UFOS ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS WILL DO THAT: 

ALL AARON RODGERS CAN GIVE IS A "BIZARRE INTERVIEW":


    

 HERE'S A FIRST:

Bill Maher saying "Don't be tribal" is the closest thing to a rant against cultism, we've seen, yet. 

    

MEANWHILE TMR STILL CAN'T NAME EVEN ONE OF HER SONGS:

RELIGIOUS - BOMBING GAZA SO "THE BIG GUY" CAN RETURN:

NO ONE EVER CRACKS DOWN ON ALL:


    

PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR LOOKS AGAIN - JUST LIKE NAZIS:  

JOHN AND YOKO LIED AND SAID MEN MADE WOMEN ACT THIS WAY - AND THEN WOMEN LIED AND LET THEM: 

SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BAD BOOK RELEASE: 

ANOTHER PSYCHIC KNOWS YOUR DESTINY:

THE RICH AREN'T LIKE YOU AND I: 

AMERICA'S STILL NUMBER ONE - IN SOMETHING: 


    

THE DEMOCRAT PARTY'S MEDIA IS LOSING THE NARRATIVE:  

THE REAL "WONDER WOMAN" GETS NO RESPECT: 


   

MEN - ALWAYS HIDE YOUR NUTS:

THE WHALES ARE CATCHING ON - AND CATCHING US FOR A CHANGE:

OR MAYBE NOT SO WEIRD OR FANTASTIC:


   

THE STORY OF A HANDSY PANSY:

THEY THINK OF "ENERGY" LIKE NY'S MAYOR DOES:

HINT - CUTTING UP CHICKEN FOR DINNER:

NEWAGE HAS NO PEER REVIEW:

BUT STILL AHEAD OF THE CURVE:

THEY GOT ENOUGH RUINS:

GIVE IT TO THEM - FOR FREE:


    

BREAK IT DOWN:

THERE'S MORE - KEEP LOOKING:

STICK TO TONSILS:

HIS BEST WAS HELPING STEVE JOBS WITH HIS HOMEOPATHY CANCER CURE:

AS ONE DOES:

SHE SHOWED GOOD BEHAVIOR - NOW:

IT'S THE GOD OF 'PUT SOME EXTRA CHEESE ON THAT': 


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Texas Gov. Rick Perry Gets Booed on Jimmy Kimmel


Just for reference:

I was in Lubbock, Texas a few months back and, everywhere I went, people knew Perry and his family - personally - but nobody liked them.