Who Do Narcissists Mourn For When They Know No One Will See Them Again?

A French fitness model and lifestyle blogger is dead after a can of whipped cream suddenly exploded, apparently causing a heart attack."

I am so unmoved, by the death of this "fitness model", even I am disturbed by it. Sure, she's French (not winning any points from me there) but the fact, that she pointed a camera at herself so much, is what's probably doing it.

We've all seen enough of YOU for my taste, Honey.

Fabio's Saving Slaves (On The Underground Railroad)

“[Top male model Hoyt Richards] was stuck deep inside a doomsday cult called Eternal Values that controlled his life and took all his money. He became so caught up in a web of lies and a spiral of damaged self-esteem that it would take a superman to save his life: Fabio.

He,…handed over most of his earnings to the religious group — a staggering $4.5 million by his own accounting. Richards’ brother,...staged an intervention at one point, but Richards told them to 'f - - k off.'

In the early aughts, Fabio allowed the broke Richards to live rent-free and provided him a non-judgmental atmosphere in which Richards could begin to process what he’d been through with the cult.”

Duck Dynasty Creator Gay Porn Video (I Can't Watch It)

Actually, he was in a movie about gay porn, after apparently enjoying a career modeling for men,...

We Love Women! - We Swear We Do! - Honest!

Many of them are just stupid, is all - with the models at the head of the line!

Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld

Spirituality Suffers Another Random Blow(job)

"Madonna 'dumped by toyboy lover Jesus Luz because they had nothing in common'"

-- Paul Thompson, with news that must be shaking the heavens - O.K., maybe not - but still presents us with a hell of a good laugh, in The Daily Mail.

Funny how Madonna can keep claiming Kabbalah gives her some unique and/or superior form of knowledge but, since getting involved with it, can't seem to show any,...

Klum-A-Palooza

NEW YORK — Three people were arrested and six others hurt Saturday after bedlam broke out while hundreds waited to audition for "America's Next Top Model," police said.

Police didn't know what prompted the chaos involving hundreds of people outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan. The panic left the street outside the hotel littered with shoes and clothing, according to news reports.

"It was pretty scary," Jessica Paravati told WNYW-TV. She said she was caught up in a stampede after waiting on line overnight, hoping for a shot at stardom on the reality show. FOX News

In what scientists call “The Klum Effect”, organizers were trying in vain to get the brainy, aspiring models into some sort of organized line, which was beyond the comprehension and skill level of the average wannabe, when a nearby car overheated.

At that point, one of the Klumers decided the steam from the car was a bomb meant for the models, and set off the “Running of the Labia” on a scale even Pamplona, Spain has never seen.

Yes, Klumers, everything IS about you.