If There's A God, He's Really Not Playing Around

 
Guys in dresses, battling over who has the best body:

Life is cruel, isn't it?

Prepare Yourself - Because This Is Gonna Hurt!

Oh man, if you want to see a picture of what is easily the ugliest "psychic" on Facebook - yes, even uglier than Silvia Browne! - look no further than our personal favorite, Doti Boon, "The California Psychic".

Her visage is like electro-shock therapy for normals!

The Macho Response Sincerely Hopes You're All Proud Of Yourselves (You're The Torturers Now)

What we like most is the mind-warping thought this is "sophisticated" behavior, and acting like it's normal:

Our society has pulled off quite the paradoxical feat, being at once tolerant of rampant, base vulgarity and sensitive to the slightest slur. It's much like the Orwellian "doublethink," wherein one can hold two opposing ideas at the same time, believing both to be true.

This week's cashiering of the captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise for making "raunchy" videos on the giant aircraft carrier a few years ago when he was the ship's executive officer illustrates the current extreme sensitivity to anything politically incorrect being said by someone not a member of a protected group.

Protected groups are the designated victims of things insensitive. Victim classes include blacks, Latinos, women, the handicapped, gays, lesbians, transsexuals, Native Americans and — come to think of it — everybody except white men.

Martin Luther King would be so proud - NOT!

You're Looking For Doti Boon? Why Me Too!

I know, I know - don't look at it: the title was a joke! - just continue on, reading, until it's sight can be erased from your mind:

Some SearchMonkey's been doing some very interesting searches for, what has to be, one of my favorite NewAgers in the whole wide world, Doti Boon: The California Psychic - check it out:

'doti boon' crook
'doti boon' fraud
doti boon transvestite

As you've seen above (don't look!) this immoral weirdo is all these things at once, and then some. And, Folks, seriously, that's not a face - or a look in the eye - anyone should be wanting to take advice from. (The hat, alone, is a major no-no.)

So I wonder what prompted this search? Has Doti destroyed someone's life? Or merely ripped someone off? Did "advice" from it's "guide" take a wrong turn? Did one of it's cassettes fall into the wrong hands again? Or was one of it's scams uncovered?

Man, I'd really like to know,....Damn it, I don't want to have to go on a search, myself, back into the NewAge netherworld of websites and bulletin boards that consists of shit like this or worse. Or even worse. (The shit makes my brain hurt.)

Fucking fuck shit, I don't want to do it, but this here calls for an act of desperation, so fuck it - here goes nothin' but a total break in protocol:

Come back, SearchMonkey, come back!

Changing What "Talent" Means Wasn't Helpful

"Mohammed believes - as does everyone I meet - that he is highly talented. This is not helped by production staff insisting he has 'raw talent', when quite clearly he has none.

The transvestite in leopard-print dress and black beret is also encouraged that he may go far: this is his second year here. 'We are filming,' he hisses severely at me when I wander past, already relishing his 'fame'.

Despite being unable to hear clearly (he's deaf with an inefficient hearing aid) or see very well (he's shortsighted and doesn't wear glasses) and definitely unable to dance, he genuinely believes he's got what it takes."

-- Laura Topham, making clear what beliefs are all about - delusional thinking - while covering Britain's Got Talent, in The Daily Mail.

Keep Waiting

"I'm still trying to find a scenario that makes sense. I can't come up with anything that makes sense."

-- Billie Miller, commenting on transsexual Lucille Hamilton, who died while taking part in a voodoo "cleansing ritual", riding the Loa all the way to Philly.com.

That Attachment To "Mama" Was A Tip-Off

"A transvestite Mafia boss has been arrested by cops in what is believed to be the first case of its kind in the world.

Ugo Gabriele, 27, who insisted on being called KITTY, was held by armed officers in a raid which also saw 27 other mobsters arrested.

Cross-dressing Gabriele, who had long blonde hair, ran a sophisticated drugs and prostitution racket in Naples, Italy, and his clan had dozens of members."

-- Leon Watson, reporting something TMR always suspected, on The Sun.