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I Say It And Wait: A Nigga's Always Ahead Of Our Time

We don't call it "unfinished business" because it's finished

I can't be bothered with what white Americans - who, after 400 years, still can't grasp that blacks are people facing massive, life-threatening, injustices - "think" about what I write and say. They thought we were animals, and even furniture, and still call us "savages," so why should their thought process - if it can even be called that - change my mind? Because some of them are feminists? Please. They ain't black feminists, because black feminists "get it," and ain't joined the whites in their bullshit:

"I hope that this is an opportunity for audiences to truly grasp the significance of Black Macho,..."

Give 'em time, Baby: These lame brains may not understand, but - as always - they'll be forced to cope with us, eventually, because this is about FREEDOM, and we are the "Real Americans," so no matter how long it takes THEM, we don't stop, and we won't stop, and we can't stop, BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE STOPPED,...

You've Got To Be Down (To Tell The Truth This Plainly)

"They Gonna Get Me Killed For All The Thangs They Mention"

Wow - Hey - Look (Little John Kerry Is Becoming A Man)

If You're Going To Be A Predictable White Person, Don't (I Encounter Dumb "Special" Whites In My Day-To-Day.)

I got a letter from another of Lem's racist idiots, this morning, "trying" everything he could "think" of, the poor thing:

10% of us Viking men are colorblind. However, it only makes us better at seeing the difference between black and white.

I've noticed that - whites today are very good, at disguising yourselves as friendly, while spotting us from a mile away - but why whites keep following blacks, and copying (or stealing) the things we do, is a mystery. 



Lets see. Racists like the Lem crowd... bad people. Earnest white folks who try hard not to be racist... bad people.

Talk about white privilege. After 400 years of living in the same damn country together, let's give racist whites a hand for "trying" something the other races have never had to make an effort to master:

Not abusing people. 

All that gun-waving, and talking smack about killing blacks, at Lem's? Means nothing, because "Viking" men - along with colorblindness - have terrible behavior comprehension skills. 

The folks at Lem's are not very good hosts either, considering I was a guest, insulted for no reason. 





You think like a woman.

I think women and I welcome that comment - especially the women who raised me, saying to kick your racist white ass for them. 

But that comment on The Macho Response is weak - next you'll be telling me I'm trying to start a cult, right? 

Wanna "try" using your brain, rather than merely letting your typing represent one?

 

Not wanting to solve problem, just want someone to listen to pissing and moaning.

Because whites are not stopping themselves - you're "trying" not to be racists - and not very hard. Look at you - you CHOSE to berate me in this comment. You didn't have to - you CHOSE to. You said to yourself, as whites have throughout American history, "I'm going to teach this nigger a lesson" because - somewhere, somehow, in some way, somebody told you - as a white person - that's your right, and duty, and the thing you're supposed to do.

And I'm expected (by your Dead Buddha?) to accept it with good cheer.

Because I'm black, and you're white, and this is America, and fuck all y'all.

Tell me, Howard:

Do you walk up to angry black guys on the street and tell them, face-to-face, how fucked up you think we are? No? But you'll be a coward and do it online - is that because you're a white "Viking"?

And, other than this missive back, any black guys wrote to criticize you - out of the blue - today? No? 

So it's just you "Viking" white guys, roaming around online, thinking your white asses should tell everybody else what's-what. 

That's you - and the folks at Lem's - "trying" really, really hard.

Of course, when someone - who's spent a lot of time with you "trying" - tells you you're racists, then, of course, you can't hear anything over your own howling, pissing, and screaming. Because you're WHITE MEN. 

Not honorable men - you're not even "trying" to be honorable men - you're WHITE MEN. 

Whites in America? Racists? Please. Everybody else is crazy. After 400 years, it's still the black guy's fighting you because whites have always said whites are perfect in every way and, by golly, they believe it. 

Blacks don't know how you abuse us - not smart enough. It's all a scam. You know, the kind American culture thrives on. 

Sure. And our nuts fill up at the thought of you. 



The essence of Macho: a feminized male acting in a way a silly female thinks a man should be: like them, but with a deeper voice and more chest thumping. No wonder you fit in so well with the Lem crowd.

I don't "fit in so well with the Lem crowd", moron, in case you forgot: 

 That's why your dumb white ass wrote in the first place,…

 

Of Mice And Men And Fights To Win (A Long Time Ago)

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Not exactly the world's biggest Rachel Maddow fan. But right now I'm listening to everybody, trying to gauge where we are, and the Left seems to be seeing what I do - madness has gripped the Right and they don't recognize it. Conservatives seem pretty proud to be rubbing shoulders with racial resentments, and religious fruitcakes, while losing one battle after another, each to be worn like a badge of honor. 

Just a big ol' pile of nothin'.

You know, this blog used to catch shit for it's name - specifically the word "macho" - because, at the time, any guy willing to stick his chest out and say "no more" to the NewAge feminist bullshit was seen, not as forward thinking, but pretty pig-headed. But I stuck with it anyway, since I grew up around some of the baddest motherfuckers the Earth has ever seen, and Pastel World's caricature of their lives couldn't put a dent in my mine.

I bring it up because this fake "macho" posturing, among folks who couldn't burst a grape in a fruit fight, can be pretty damaging. You know what I mean - the guys who got picked on in school, trying to get revenge as adults, etc.. They're just assholes who need their asses kicked - again - but, of course, they're all armed to the teeth now (OMG - black teens!) so, for the most part, we're stuck watching them destroy themselves. And destroy themselves they will. Because they never knew how to fight in the first place. It's all talk, just as before.

I've got all kinds of battles in my background. I can still remember getting knocked down - in elementary school - and desperately trying to protect my head as a gang kicked me in every place possible. I fought 5 guys one time, totally stick-and-move, until someone came up behind me with a paint roller (like you'd use to cover walls) and planted it firmly in the back of my neck. There was a 300 lb. white guy in the Navy, after I was already injured, who used his girth to corner me before beating me into submission. And the Mexican who beat me silly, boxing, demonstrating the difference between "the sweet science" and street fighting.

But you know what never happened? No one ever lost respect for me for losing. The leader of that elementary school gang? Somehow, he and I ended up serving together for a while in the Navy, and to my surprise he'd threaten anyone who so much as looked at me cross-eyed, like he was repaying a debt. Those 5 guys (with the paint roller) unfortunately they're all dead now, but they became my good friends, too. The 300 lb. white guy, once he realized I was fighting him injured, actually picked me up and carried me to medical care. And that Mexican boxer eventually taught me everything I was doing wrong, happily, because - like all the others - he saw that what I lacked in skills, I made up with heart.

Nothing like that just happened with Ted Cruz & Co.. Instead of actually fighting, Cruz pushed Boehner towards Obama to say "Knock this chip off my shoulder," and when the president did, they cried he wouldn't let them win. Big whoop. Big Man. Just pathetic. The only one we can look up to is Boehner because he's always been the only one with anything on the line. The rest are just instigators, scattering now to brag about how they put Obama on the spot, when no such thing happened. They just lost, and the Republican Party paid the price for it.

Doesn't matter what Cruz says - or what he thinks of himself:

To my eyes, there was absolutely no honor in any of it,...

US Mercury Astronaut Scott Carpenter Has Died At 88

I always liked Scott Carpenter, he was a bit of a fool.

"You're looking out at a totally black sky, seeing an altimeter reading of 90,000ft and realise you are going straight up. And the thought crosses your mind:  

What am I doing?"

Like him, I'm shaking my head. 

Not only the second American to orbit Earth, Carpenter exemplified what became known as The Right Stuff after his capsule overshot the landing point by almost 300 fucking miles. 

He left our still-new-to-space-travel nation without communication and frantic with worry he was alive. 

But the Navy eventually found their astronaut, chillin' in the Caribbean, floating on his raft with his feet propped up.

He went around the globe three times in 1962. 

And as the backup pilot for the first Mercury mission, his was the  voice that famously said, "Godspeed, John Glenn." 

Carpenter was born in Boulder, Colorado, commissioned in the Navy in 1949, and served as a pilot in the Korean War. 

In 1959 he was selected as one of seven Mercury astronauts, training with NASA and specializing in communications and navigation. 

After retiring in 1969 he took up oceanography. As part of the Navy's (now famous and trendy) SeaLab program, in 1965 Carpenter went to California and spent 30 days under the sea.

He lived in Vail, Colorado and upon retiring founded Sea Sciences with the famous French researcher, Jacques Cousteau.

His second wife, Patty Barrett, said he suffered a stroke in September, and died not long after in hospice care.

Let it be known:

Scott Carpenter was easily the most badass #2 in history.

And John Glenn is the Mercury team's last surviving member.

Teach A Man To Fish & He'll Figure Out Where Africa Is (While Twitter Laughs At Us Losing Another Election)

As often as TMR calls people out for stupidity, 

you'd think they'd have checked with me first:

"If you caught Sens. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) or Mike Lee (R-Utah) on the Sunday talk shows, you would quickly realize that these two have absolutely no idea what they are doing. Lee’s and Cruz’s insistence that they are the ones 'fighting' is belied by the facts. They are actually intent on running into a concrete wall again and again to prove their political machismo. For many Republicans this isn’t bravery but stupidity."

And speaking of stupidity, did you see the pile-on after Touré said Kenya was on the north coast of Africa? I'm no Touré fan but, man, I am even less of one for folks who hang on Twitter. They're like those people you meet at an office party you didn't want to go to - immature, obnoxious, slightly off, and not even a little funny.

Like Ted Cruz and Mike Lee, I fail to see the attraction,...

 

Ladies And Gentlemen - The American Vladimir Putin

Having a black girl serving his coffee is enough to raise questions in some quarters, but I'm more concerned he's not much of a planner:

Taking a cup of coffee with you into the water?

And what is it about politicians doing surreal ads by large bodies of water?

I stared back at this motherfucker for days,....

Recruiting Dinosaurs (To Save The World From Wimps)

Related to my post last night, on conservatives and the media, before they do anything, somebody better check how he comes across on TV:

“Here’s an idea for beleaguered California Republicans looking for someone to run against Gov. Jerry Brown in 2014: Why not Victor Davis Hanson? He’s an articulate advocate of the conservative point of view on the central political issues of the state– a farmer, scholar, charismatic speaker who combines broad knowledge with a gritty machismo."

"Machismo"? Now who thinks that's a positive quality to find in a man?

Or especially a leader?

 Whoever it is, they've got to be out of their fucking minds,...

 

Wait - Was He Becoming A Man Or Something?

And without a NTTAWWT citation or anything? Wow. Everybody seems to be changing their tune these days, where before "that word" was the worst thing in the world - especially to guys! Oh well. This was too good to pass up:

I highly recommend the movie Uprising, which is so good that David Schwimmer is macho.

Shocking,...good movie, though. A Jewish story that needs to be heard.

Remember: Snakes & Snails & Puppy Dog Tails

Here's a bunch of stuff on the man/woman thing, just so I can get rid of a bunch of stupid photos of women doing what (some) men want. What can I say? It keeps the guys reading and, as long as there's a camera around, (some) women will keep doing stupid shit - because they're "goddesses" - and they deserve it (I always liked that line, except when I didn't):

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it - all men know it:

Men's obsession with size in their nether region may be justified after all. New research indicates size — of a sort — does matter when it comes to male fertility.

I betcha, deep down inside (!) women know it, too.

Why you gotta lie?

Pay attention, Ladies, and stop listening to your girlfriends:

Being a good wife is part of being a good mother. If you’re a terrible wife, you’re not actually being a good mother.

Sorry - no word on what you actually are at that point - but it's not a good mother.

I'll keep looking, though.

This has always been my problem:

Mexico is trying to shed its reputation for machismo - with a Spanish lesson for state workers.

The interior ministry has published a guide for public sector staff on how to avoid using sexist language in the workplace.

Its helpful tips include advising public sector staff not to ask their female colleagues, 'if you want to work, why did you have children?'

And that butterfly tattoo over your ass - why?

It's a job killer!

Naturally, there's this, and a good night out for somebody:

A WOMAN who cried rape after agreeing to sex with a man she met in a pub has been jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Stacy Ellison, 25, slept with Paul Roberts following a night out in an attempt to make her married lover, 65, jealous.

But when she told him, he became angry and she then claimed she was raped.

Her boyfriend insisted she went to the police and Mr Roberts was arrested, subjected to intimate tests then held in custody overnight.

Ellison, of Chatham, Kent, later withdrew the allegation. She pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice.

At Maidstone crown court, judge Martin Joy told her: “In cases where people make up in great detail a false allegation of rape, only severe punishment can be expected.”

And all that after getting tied up and eating dog food?

Shit, her old man must be really pissed off now!