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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Let's Forget Religion: People Are Stupid, Right?

Just nod your head in agreement and we can move on,...go on - nod.

The Macho Response: How Do I Look?

There's A Good Reason We Don't Go To Church

This kid's got "the holy spirit" - next, he needs a doctor!

And people are always saying that, if we want to find a good bride, we should go to a house of worship. But looking at these young girls - and imagining what they'll be like when they're grown - we think we'll have to pass on that amazing offer.

Hat Tip: Scotteriology

O.K., Something's Wrong (We Were Told Satan)

Does Anyone Actually Know These People?

They did this self-defeating European apology tour during the Bush years - can you find any of them and tease them unmercifully for their stupidity? Can you remind them they know nothing about politics and should stay as far away from a voting booth as possible, allowing the adults to handle it for now on?

Can they be shamed? Can you kick their ass?

If you ask us, that last suggestion would probably be best.

We didn't need this shit.

NewAge Self-Help Goes Straight To The Dogs

This is O.K., but putting any kind of intelligence, regarding NewAge beliefs, in the mouth of a John-Roger cultist like Arianna Huffington is weird and a lie. (She is the name behind the notorious NewAge quack site, "The Huffington Post.") Still, we already knew Family Guy is a Leftist propaganda vehicle, so we'll take it without too much fuss:

Leftists - lying is in their blood.

Expecting us not to notice is, too. It's kinda sad, really. What do they think, we're stupid? Oh, no, wait - we get it now - they think YOU are.

Kick Ass: You Believers Are Little Kim Jong-Ils

Here were some of last night's winning arguments in Torono Canada's great debate, between atheist Christopher Hitchens (above) and NewAge Catholic Tony Blair, over whether "religion is a force for good in the world":

Once you assume a creator and a plan it make us subjects in a cruel experiment,...celestial dictatorship, a kind of divine North Korea.

Religion forces nice people to do unkind things, and also makes intelligent people say stupid things.

It's very touching for Tony to say that he recently went to a meeting to bridge the religious divide in Northern Ireland, where does the religious divide come from? Four-hundred years and more in my own country of birth of people killing each other's children depending on what kind of Christian they were.

Is it good for the world to worship a deity that takes sides in wars and human affairs, to appeal to our fear and to our guilt — is it good for the world? To terrify children with the image of hell ... to consider women an inferior creation. Is that good for the world?

These are but a few more steps as the march of reason, against terrifying crazy people capable of unwarranted attacks, carries on,...

Friday, November 26, 2010

HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!

From Instapundit:

TEA PARTY TARGETS BIG BUSINESSES THAT SUPPORTED OBAMA AGENDA.

Now, finally - for the umpteenth time - Alinsky's Rule #13 is screaming that, so far, we've been leaving somebody out,...

Pass The Popcorn: We're Going To ENJOY This!

Bwaaaa-hahahaha-hahahaha-hahahaha-hahaha!! “Just who the hell do you think you people are?” Excellent question! All of Europe should be asking itself that right now!

We don't know - we may be all alone on this one, considering we lived there, near Strasbourg even (where the speech above was filmed) - but we will never forget how the Europeans laughed at America just a few years ago. Oh, they were going to show us! They were going to leave us in the dust! America was stupid, and violent, and Europe - yes, Europe was the future! They were going to not only show us how it's done but rub our faces in it to boot!

Oh, that George Bush! France does not agree! Well, we said then, and we say now, who gives a fuck what France thinks? About anything!?! The stupid sons of bitches even went so far as to start dealing with the Chinese - the fucking Chinese! Oh, they were going to show us! Well, here we are now, 5 years later - five fucking years! - and that arrogance built on nothing, that narcissism built on nothing, the whole edifice you built on nothing but your preening delusions and nothing, nothing, nothing more, is finally crashing down around you - for real.

Oh man, you bastards were so fucking good! You had an American - a real patriotic American - but he was black, and he wasn't buying your bullshit about his country (what made a "real American" and who was "authentic" and who wasn't) or anything of yours. There were names called, and shoving matches, but we were isolated over there - what were we going to do? Wait for you to learn how to be good hosts? Right! You waited for Mr. Suck-up, Barack, instead! Ha! We - the "real Americans" you laughed at - we've beaten him down in less than two years.

Fuck you all. You got "the love of our life" but not our life itself - we knew we could always go home to the greatest country on Earth - and now it's you who are stuck, there, where no one has any ideas about anything but lunch at 12:30 and expecting a month-long vacation. You're the world's biggest collection of functionaires and liars - you're not even people as we know them! "Europe works to live, Americans live to work!" Ha! You're going to lose everything. Everything! And we're going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh! Especially when Germany gets sick of you.

Because, next, it'll only be a matter of time before you're back at each other's throats. You tried to talk shit about America, fighting for someone else's liberty, but war against yourselves - for nothing but the taste of blood and the sensation of betrayal - is all you cynically arrogant fucks really know, and you know that's true. It's in your nature. You will descend to Hell faster than we can type this. You've still got hand grenades stockpiled at home. So have at it, you dumb violent fucks, you know you can't wait.

Welcome back to 1931-33 - welcome back to the nightmare that is The Macho Response.

American Masters: LennoNYC

Watch the full episode. See more American Masters.

Yoko's annoying (as always) the music's really dated, and John's a puss. But it's still kind of interesting,...kinda sorta anyway. It depends on your feelings about hippies. And bad fashion. And stupid politics. And sideburns. Let's face it:

If he wasn't killed we're not sure we'd care at all.

The "dream" is, indeed, over.