Wednesday, November 24, 2010

She Could Be A Millionaire With A Velvet Pussy Made Of Gold And The Answer's Still "Hell No!"



Wow - she's an artist!

It's been asked many times since the divorce/murders:

Are we afraid of women now?

You're goddamned right we are!

After watching Karine Anne Brunck become an adulterously cultish, killer meditating moron who regularly went to church, and then watching other women, like Madonna, destroying their marriages (and then relationship after relationship) since, for instance, becoming Kabbalah-loving "spiritual" fruitcakes (to the applause of all) we imagine we've seen quite enough of where the fairer sex's mind can go on a whim, and think we'll spare ourselves any further trauma from that particular aspect of "God's benevolence".

Shit, we were married for 20 years - which (from what we can tell) appears to be a pretty good run in anyone's book - so it's not like we don't know if we're capable of it, or what it's about. But could you imagine the kind of psychological hurt we'd experience if, one day, we discovered we had somehow fallen in love with a delusional mental midget like the one pictured above? Nah, you can't, because you didn't live through anything like the crap we did the last time. But, Fellas, let us ask you this:

If the mother of your children killed your kids - no matter how attractive she was or what she could do in bed - would you sleep with her again?

Now sure, we know - it's not exactly the same thing - but when we're discussing women and "spirituality", it's too fucking close for comfort. We've only met one woman since the divorce who didn't have "spiritual" beliefs, or wasn't willing to put up a defense of them, and - after 5 years out amongst the rest of you - that's too small of a ratio for us to seriously consider pursuing anyone further. Hell, we're willing to just say we're "extremely gun shy" from here on out, and let it go at that.

Whatever it is - and for all the wonderfulness we know a relationship with a woman can bestow on a life - it ain't gonna happen ever again:

And, after watching the video above, that's just fine by us.

Hat Tip: Scotteriology

2 comments:

  1. "If all you focus on is a political difference, it's you who should be alone for the rest of your life."

    In Freudian psychology, Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person unconsciously denies their own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, such as to the weather, or to other people. Thus, it involves imagining or projecting that others have those feelings.

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  2. If you don't think I know who this is you're fooling yourself. Why do you bother? You can't convince me of shit, so let it go:

    We're done.

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