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Ann Curry's two brain cells collided Friday setting off minor flatulence inside of her head and spewing toxic amnesia gas throughout her skull, which she promptly projected onto the rest of us.

As Scott Whitlock at NewsBusters wrote:

On last Friday's "Today" show, Ann Curry interviewed two magazine editors on the subject of Michelle and Barack Obama and rhapsodized over the effect the power couple could have on America. Speaking to the creative director of Ebony magazine, she fawned, "The question I think, really, ultimately, is who are we going to be because of them? Who are we going to be as a nation?"

Someone should conduct a study on certain media types to see if "gushing" can cause a coma, and if so, how long do we have to wait?