I Hope She Gets Everything (She's Got Coming To Her)

This evil dummy, above, is suing her parents for abandonment - AFTER she ran away (she should be suing her school for skipping critical thinking courses). But what the judge really didn't seem to appreciate was a voicemail message she sent home:

'Hi mom just to let you know you're a real f**king winner aren't you you think you're so cool and you think you caught me throwing up in the bathroom after eating an egg frittatta, yeah sorry that you have problems now and you need to harp on mine because i didn't and i actually took a s*** which i really just wanna s*** all over your face right now because it looks like that anyway, anyway i f***ing hate you and um I've written you off so don't talk to me, don't do anything I'm blocking you from just about everything, have a nice life, bye mom'

"You think you're so cool"? Wow. How stupid can you get?

Take another look at that top photo again, Folks - and look deep into her eyes - then, never, ever forget:

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