Heather Mills Is An Idiot

"The public adore me..."

-- Heather Mills, telling a journalist she's ready to "move on" from her divorce by telling New Yorker's what to eat, in The Daily Mail.

How's it going? Let's find out:

"She looks Mexican, but I don't know her. She really looks like them - the hair, the eyes, the breasts."

"Yeah, that's the one with one leg or something."

-- Two members of New York's "public", when shown Mills' picture, in The Daily News.