Liberals Doing Actual Conservative Comedy? Now The Macho Response Calls That Really Funny!

This was fucking great! It seems like the true spirit of comedy is the only way we'll get honest bipartisanship in this country. If that's true - and I hope it's not - I say bring it on! This was better than a week's worth of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report combined! Fucking hilarious!

Parallel Lines

A leader with nasty "associations", swept to power by a bad economy, with fanatical followers and a compliant press. Ring a bell anybody? Anyone at all?

Nah, don't nobody see a motherfucking thing. Nobody sees shit. Nobody except for:

Party Of Hypocrites/Men Of Honor

"ON the question of public funding of presidential campaigns, we Democrats who strongly support Sen. Barack Obama's candidacy and who previously supported limits on campaign spending and who haven't objected to Obama's opting out of the presidential funding system face an awkward fact: Either we are hypocrites, or we were wrong to support such limitations in the first place.

The next time we speak of the virtue of level playing fields or state our strong belief that democracy can't survive in the modern age unless big money is taken out of campaigns, we'll be counting on our audience's forgetting our silence this year, when the free market was flowing in our direction.

A hypocrite is a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue - who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings. And that, it seems to me, is what we're doing now."

-- Bob Kerry, former U.S. Senator, and what has to be the country's last honest Democratic politician, being totally ignored in the New York Post.

There's something about Vietnam veterans, as opposed to Boomers who didn't serve, that keeps bringing them back to the subject of honor. It's really touching.

11/3/08 UPDATE: Even this bastard went back on his word. Fucking disgraceful.

What's Middle Class? Barack Don't Know

So Obama started out at $250,000. Then, in his TV informercial, it became $200,000. Next came Joe Biden with $150,000. Followed by Obama spokesman, Bill Richardson, with $120,000. Tonight, on TV, I saw a clip of Obama saying $95,000. And, now, I've just found a 2003 clip where he says $70,000. Yikes!

Now, even if you forget the last two, this still means the Obama campaign has cut the range of taxation by more than half - in just a week. But people are supposedly voting for Obama because they think he'll be good for the middle class - whatever he decides it is. And the number keeps falling. Like a rock. Give him enough time and, at this rate, I think the middle class will be smoking rock after they figure out what he has in mind.

I was listening to Robert Kiyosaki, of "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" fame, and he had run the numbers, only to discover under a McCain presidency he'd save $400,000, while under an Obama presidency he'll lose $2 million. Which tells me that most middle class-to-rich people are going to start immediately safeguarding their money, so Huey Longbama can't get to it. That's what I'd do.

Either that or give it to:

We Black Conservatives Don't Know Our Place

"After the big gamble on subprime mortgages that led to the current financial crisis, is there going to be an even bigger gamble, by putting the fate of a nation in the hands of a man whose only qualifications are ego and mouth?"

-- Thomas Sowell*, getting a little testy in these last days, but still delivering Real Clear Politics.

*This picture of Mr. Sowell was from when he was a young turk, and from the looks of him, I betcha he could've kicked Obama's ass!

All Aboard The Neocon Express!!!

This is wonderful, wonderful. Our new National Anthem. I feel so reassured to see the english subtitles. It means a lot. I mean, I haven't practiced my Russian in, like, months.



I've been thinking TMR can go a little bit overboard with The Obama Cult stuff (I've got a ton of e-mails this week from people saying they're worried about me.) but how can I stop when people keep creating videos that make the cult connection clear? I mean, it's like,...cults,..and,..history,...and those who forget history are doomed to join cults, or something like that. The Average White Band, Adolph Hitler, whatever, my point is we've seen this stuff before, and it really doesn't matter if Obama is black or not, a cult is a cult is a cult is a cult, and, baby, Barack's leading a cult - and it must be stopped! Whoa, I'm doing it again, aren't I? Sigh. I'm going to have to stock up on Kool-Aid.



Where the hell does Joe Gelman get this stuff? Here's a nice, thoughtful guy named Foster Friess, exposing Barack Obama's ends-justifies-the-means strategy (Obama keeps saying different things to different audiences) and he does it calmly, with a smile on his face, and actual clips from Obama's appearances. It's positively creepy. I mean, this guy Friess wouldn't hurt a fly, yet he's going for Obama's jugular, and (excuse me) but he just doesn't look like the type that would be that hot with editing software. He's still putting a boot up Barack's ass though. Like a vicious white Bill Cosby.



I know you've probably already seen this, but I'm putting it up anyway because I get off on seeing Clueless Joe doing the mock indignation thing. "Are these real questions?" Yea, Joe, these are "real questions". The kind you and Barack don't usually have to face. Shocking, isn't it?

And yea, all of these clips are from me riding on Joe Gelman's Neocon Express!!!

Whoo-Hoo! Somebody's In For A Let Down!!!

Hat Tip: Instapundit

Just In Case (And Just Trying To Help)

Be sure to shoot TMR an e-mail if you need any help packing.

And this video got me to thinking: Liberals are always claiming they're not un-American. If that's true, then why are they always threatening to leave? You never hear patriotic conservatives saying that,...

Loving your country in a no-nonsense way. That's what you find with:

When Obama's Kool-Aid Cult Attacks

"If you live in Seattle and happen to have a McCain-Palin yard sign, watch out.  The Obamabots have targeted you for who knows what.

The Seattle 'newspaper' The Stranger published an article listing homes in the Seattle area that displayed their support for the Republican campaign via yard signs.  They've included photos as well.  We're not really sure the purpose of this but given other Obama efforts to muffle dissent it presents a disturbing picture.

One internet poster says that in Seattle if your car has Republican bumper stickers, it will get keyed.  That's Democratic tolerance for you!

However since the story was picked up by Internet linker Matt Drudge,  As of now, The Stranger is redirecting the URL http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=729360 to the story back to Drudge's site.  How incredibly odd. (Within the last few minutes as I write this, Drudge has removed the story from his site)."

-- Michael Higby, noticing how absolutely lovely the backers of Barack Obama are, and pointing it out for Mayor Sam's Sister City.

Man, oh man, these Obots are really doing it now:

They've repeatedly tried to block people from speaking against Obama on the radio. His past associates have tried to lock up documents, from The Chicago Annenberg Challenge and The Woods Foundation, so no one can know what he's actually done. Barack Obama himself has tried to use the authorities against dissenters. One Obot called the FBI on on a woman who said she wouldn't vote for him. People have been attacked, businesses boycotted, and private homes have been shot up, set on fire, and graffitied. "Joe The Plumber" had his private life exposed, and now this.

But the Obama campaign isn't a dangerous cult.

No, no, no. People keep remarking that anyone who isn't onboard should "watch out", and noticing what an "odd" series of occurrences keep happening in this election - like people being "targeted" - to "muffle dissent" in the name of "Democratic tolerance" but these Alice In Wonderland examples of typically cultish topsy-turvy logic don't strike very many Obots as a sign that they're part of something creepy and have lost the plot of what their movement was supposed to be about. For instance, nothing that's occurring now is reflective of Barack Obama's inspiring speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention. As a matter of fact, it's the complete opposite. He's not even reflective of that speech any longer because he hasn't spoken up to challenge The Weathermen-type nastiness his followers (and that's what they are) are spreading out there.

Then there's NewAge Oprah - his number one backer - with The Secret and her Eckhart Tolle seminar nonsense, and all the other foolish ghoulish "spiritual" charlatans behind him (Wright, Pfleger, Farrakhan, etc.) but, no, it's not a cult - this is all just a coincidence, and anyone who says otherwise is the crazy one. You talk about "The One". He's not a politician, he's the "Lightworker" (one of the names for Satan) and none shall stand in his way. Riiight. And what do you plan on doing about it?

Some will approach the cultish "Space Hippies" like this:



But I'ma keep speaking up, and keep speaking out, because speaking truth to (wannabe) power defines:

The Obama Campaign, Cults, And The Mob

"I have gone on record as an author, a therapist, a professor, an expert courtroom witness–and an activist to document and oppose the ways in which false psychiatric diagnoses are used to stigmatize, even demonize people. But, I’ve never denied that mental illness exists. On the contrary. It is a formidable enemy and causes great human suffering.

Still, I am uncertain about how to describe certain political 'crowd' behaviors that might be characterized as 'mad,' cult-like, hysterical. In the Wall Street Journal, Fouad Ajami, quotes Elias Cannetti’s 1960 work about Crowds and Power. Cannetti believes that marching together gives people the 'illusion of equality.' But Ajami views American pro-Obama crowds as behaving more and more like crowds on the Arab Street, with huge emotionality and faith in a Great Leader. Ajami states that the 'politics of charisma wrecked Arab and Muslim societies.' [Repeat that phrase to yourself, people - TMR]

There are important reasons to vote for Obama and important reasons to vote for McCain. Neither candidate thrills me, both frighten me but for different reasons. But, what worries me even more than the candidates is the way in which so many Americans seem to have lost both their gravity and their sanity. They are behaving like drunken soccer fans or like ecstatic True Believers undergoing a religious transformation."

-- Phyllis Chesler, looking at Obama's "progressives" and finding the craziest of (cultish) mobs instead, while everyone else is keeping their head - and brains - at Pajamas Media.

Obama supporters "seem to have lost both their gravity and their sanity." I'd agree with that. I mean, no one who owns a business would turn it over to a person with no experience - but Obama supporters want us to do it with our entire country. And no one who's choosing their friends would pick someone they know hangs out with racists, criminals, and liars - but Obama supporters want us to do it with our entire country. And no one who wants to be thought of as intelligent would ignore all the disturbing signs that Barack Obama isn't telling us the whole truth - but Obama supporters want us to accept his word to deal honestly with our entire country. All of this points to a bunch of cult members who - like all cult members - is neither serious, mature, or in control of their critical faculties.

To me, this cult phenomena - which Obama supporters (like all cultists) even deny is occurring, even though everyone else sees it - can all be blamed on the massive cult indoctrination of the hippies in the '60's and '70's, and the fact they raised their kids with their parent's over-the-top anti-establishment ideas. That's why the Obama campaign emphasizes the youth vote: to circumvent the generation of adults, like me, who escaped the influence of the various ass-backwards NewAge nostrums they peddled.

I may be wrong, but I don't think so, and, whatever it is, if we get past this election without Obama succeeding, the United States will have dodged a bullet by less-than-inches, which is waaay too close for comfort. These people are insane and don't have anyone's best interests at heart. Like all cultists, they groove on nothing but their feelings of having a superior sense of morality, and they want it satisfied, even to the point of being willing to commit immoral acts to get it. But, to harken back to the era of the '60's, cultists "can't get no satisfaction". They will simply destroy everything to get their way. That is their way. Always has been. Look at the history of the '60's and '70's - was it a time of peace and love? No. I lived through it. It was actually a time of riots, poverty, confusion, and the constant teetering of our country on the edge of catastrophe - brought about by those who now call themselves "progressives".

Don't be fooled - cults are all about power - and candidates who rise from Chicago "machine" politics are notorious for sharing that ambition. This is a marriage made in Hell, people, with a shotgun pointed at our heads. Will you do as they say?

Or will you face them, bravely, with:

Obama's Ugly Friend On Chicago's Ugly Politics

This is a clip that's very interesting: Obama's ugly little friend, Rashid Khalidi, describing the political culture Obama comes from - the same political culture that had Obama pulling dirty tricks on his previous opponents (like eliminating them from the ballot, or disqualifying black people's votes, or opening his opponent's divorce records) just as he has pulled dirty tricks on John McCain (like lying about taking public financing) - yet, in the same clip, Khalidi is also describing how the Palestinians will lie to seek advantage over the best efforts of the United States to help them. If you're really interested in politics, it's one hell of a clip. Lies and corruption/corruption and lies/what will we get/from electing these guys? Oh yea:

"Change You Can Believe In".

I swear, if the dishonesty wasn't so blatent, there might have been a way (as a political watcher) I could see it as clever, or even funny, but there is no way: I can only see it for what it is - disgusting - far below even the rough-and-tumble political standards of The Greatest Country On Earth. LBJ - now there was a Democrat who knew how to cheat in an election with style - but he also had a sense of honor, which is something sorely lacking from the Democratic Party of today.

The turn to Chicago-style bullshit (with a dash of NewAge) in this election is just too obvious, too corrosive, and too far from anything the good people of this nation needs. I guess, when everything is taxed to high heaven, like in Europe, they think we'll all finally be united - yea, in grief.

What this nation really needs is the honest, straight-forward, and proven leadership of John McCain - as well as the "enlightened" guidance of:

The Tedious Cult Of America's TV Culture

"NEW YORK (AP) - John McCain supporters who believe they haven't gotten a fair shake from the media during the Republican's candidacy against Barack Obama have a new study to point to.

Comments made by sources, voters, reporters and anchors that aired on ABC, CBS and NBC evening newscasts over the past two months reflected positively on Obama in 65 percent of cases, compared to 31 percent of cases with regards to McCain, according to the Center for Media and Public Affairs.

ABC's 'World News' had more balance than NBC's 'Nightly News' or the 'CBS Evening News,' the group said.

Meanwhile, the first half of Fox News Channel's "Special Report" with Brit Hume showed more balance than any of the network broadcasters, although it was dominated by negative evaluations of both campaigns...

'For whatever reason, the media are portraying Barack Obama as a better choice for president than John McCain,' said Robert Lichter, a George Mason University professor and head of the center. 'If you watch the evening news, you'd think you should vote for Obama.'"

-- David Bauder, offering more proof that liberals have a down-and-dirty hatred for any attempt at "fair and balanced" reporting of their lousy ideas, on Breitbart.com.

Knowing the difference between broadcasting and bullshit - and cults and culture - can make watching TV a trial these days, and it's lilly-livered liberals who have put our brains on the stand, but the verdict still gets passed by:

Geraldo Rivera Admits The Obvious: Barack Obama Is The Hippie's 1960's Wet Dream

And there you have it - from an official member of the flock: Barack Obama's rise (and the reason few will listen to, or care about, the dangerous implications of his candidacy is because the same stupid fucking hippie cultists of the '60's, who brought this country so many other miseries, now - for the sake of their own egos - want to bring our country another one, really fucking bad. Damn it, I've got to stop writing or else I'm going to say something really shitty about these anti-American weasels, because I really can't stand how little they give a damn about the rest of us - but, especially, how little they give a damn about the country. O.K., I'ma stop. I've got to, because if I don't, I'm going to say something that I might really regret. Like - no, stop. Stop now. Not another word. Just go away.

Help me out, folks - I'm seething with: