How Could I Be Such A Fool?

2019: "Wellness jumps to a $4.5 trillion global market."

2023: "Wellness Market Reaches Record $5.6 Trillion."

Edzard Ernst MD, PhD, MAE, FMedSci, FRSB, FRCP, FRCPEd: 

"Wellness is a fashionable paradise for charlatans in which they are protected from scientific scrutiny and feel at liberty to bullshit to their hearts’ content."

News Flash: "Deepak Chopra is getting into the $814 billion wellness tourism business." 

 

 And, of course, Lil Wayne's real name is "Clarence."

 

Rap Fans Be Learnin' Who They Friends Are Much, Much Too Late (In The Life)

MF DOOM fans hit out at his inclusion on Joe Biden’s inauguration playlist: The British-born DOOM was denied entry back into the United States in 2010 when Biden was Vice President

Trump clemency likely for Lil Wayne, no pardons for Giuliani or Bannon

 

TMR Sees Big Differences Between Blacks And Whites

Bumper stickers on cars/they're blowing it all/I see ya, and I stare at ya.

While whites are indulging themselves as quickly as possible (or playing defense and making trouble) blacks are steady working at it, getting America's real business done - that of our original sins:  

"[Justin] confessed to mentor Usher and close pal Will Smith.

Usher showed him old racist videos to educate him,...

What's more, TMZ reports that the Young Money Entertainment clan, which features the likes of 'Lil Wayne and Birdman – who Justin regularly hangs out with – are supporting the Never Say Never hitmaker.

Mack Maine, President of Young Money, is quoted by the website as saying: 'Bieber does not have a slave mentality,…'"

"I pledge allegiance/to the plan/for a United Race Of America - including Canada!"

Artists, especially those within Hip-Hop culture, even TMR - created by a black man like those who came before - accepted the job, breaking the old American cults' hold. It's what we do:

 "According to the report, church pastor J. Benjamin Hardwick met with Sterling following the owner’s comments disparaging Magic Johnson and other African Americans.

'I want you to know, my friend, we pray for you’, Hardwick told Sterling,...”

Always laugh/under your breath/that most blacks don't get vacations.

The big difference between us is how much more importance whites, generally, put on appearances over deeds:

They merely want to look good.

We can't leave what/little that's left/our reparations being built on patience.

Not striving, in every way, for something very different:

Different than what we have now.

Which does seem to be becoming a burden,...

 

I'm Going About Getting Donations The Wrong Way Or / Polis Get Millis 'Cause They REAL Assholes And Bitches

This doesn't just make me wonder about Eleanor, but whoever she's talking to - is he/she stupid? Can they see a scam or have they grown accustomed to how the game is played? You know Eleanor deserves a serenade for this here - but I can think of only one artist fits the bill: 

I don't want to hear another word about Rappers, and their ugly displays of power and wealth, from anybody:

At least they earn it,...

 

I'm Starting To Get All That "White Privilege" Stuff Now

Even by Rap standards, it's weirdly weird.

Lil Wayne's never misrepresented his mental state to his audience, but if he ran Althouse, the feminist blogger's fans wouldn't notice the change:

"I don't give a fuck about what he thinks or said. I'm rich! I'm something to talk about."

Also, Weezy's an epileptic, and Pie Face is famous for falling apart in public.

So what ARE the major differences between them? Three things:

1. Unlike Mr. Lollipop, mental collapse's the most significant thing Ann's ever done.

2. Weezy didn't play the race (or feminist) card to make his name and fortune.

3. If the two ever met, Meade would be shit-out-of-luck,...

TMR's Dumb & Useless Conversation About Race, Pt. X

 

The Right: Yeah, We Need Blacks, But Not Just Anybody

O.K., check this out: 

After I watched that Bill Whittle piece with a liberal white Hip-Hop-loving friend, and noticed my friend showing real interest in how he'd been had, I punched up a video by Zo (of Pajamas Media) commenting on Lil Wayne, because I know my friend and A) he'd be interested in a conservative critique of Lil Wayne by a black guy other than me, and B) he's the type who can take only so much from Bill Whittle. 

It's a bonding moment, for my friend and I, over Zo's clip:

   

Zo does his number on Lil Wayne stomping the flag and my friend's getting a little excited. He's starting to get it, kind of. And now Zo says he's got a band called 20 Lb. Sledge? You know we've gotta check that out!

   

But stop - that's not 20 Lb. Sledge above, it's Test Dept.. See, here's the thing: 

Bill Whittle has already shown he doesn't understand Rap Music by describing it as "sexual aggression typical of America today" (and Led Zeppelin wasn't? The Beatles weren't?) and Zo's not just saying he's got a band, but a "Right-Wing Christian" outfit that, specifically, doesn't exemplify women.

My friend's making me nervous. He's a liberal but, when it comes to our culture, he's not stupid.

O.K., here's Zo's group, 20 Lb. Sledge:

   

So what does this video open with? Checking out a white woman's bikini'd butt as she swims in a pool. That's not exemplifying women? And, even worse, the music is kill yourself awful. No, it's beyond awful - it's atrocious - because a let-down of this magnitude clearly deserves more letters.

Zo's now a talentless hypocrite and my friend is laughing at his Christian ass. And at me, a little bit:

It's Mitt Romney all over again - "Do you really want to stand with that guy?" he asks.

I pull up more 20 Lb. Sledge (as my friend's now calling them "20 Lb. Sludge") just to be sure:

   

Oh Boy, we're sure,...

2013 Has Gone Past The 20th Century's Musical "Future"

The man who ushered in the 21st century (in 1977) is done. Lil Wayne commodified him years ago:

Are you ready? 

O.K., here it goes - we can't "break through" without a running start - so get a beer and a shot: 

 I'm back - and everything's about to start over,....

Mitt's Big Booty Bump: The "White Horse" Just Got Phat

Now THIS is the funniest shit I've heard in years: 

Nicki Minaj is throwing her well-rounded but talentless ass behind Mormonism's "White Horse":

"I'm a Republican/voting for Mitt Romney/You lazy bitches is/fucking up the econmy."

Niiiice. Since ol' eagle-eyed Annie called Clint Eastwood's declaration not to trust politicians "unique," I can't wait to hear HER thoughts. Listen to Nicki for yourselves on this Lil Wayne mix tape:

Oh - and for those that don't know - Lil Wayne has consistently been voted the dumbest Rapper working today. I think it's been proven, somewhere, that even listening to Lil Wayne's music makes you dumb (you've been warned) so consider this particular pairing and endorsement - plus the rhyming of "Romney" with "econmy" - as just par for the course,...

The Mayan's Newest Form Of Human Sacrifice

"There are,...some people,...so clearly loco there's really nothing you can do for them."

-- Arthur Demarest, an anthropology professor at Vanderbilt University, on the 2012 NewAge death cult phenomena ("a misinterpretation of the Mayan calendar") in The Brownsville Herald.

According to this article, a website called "December212012.com even features a list of celebrity believers" like Janeane Garofalo, the Smashing Pumpkins, Lil Wayne, Montel Williams, Mel Gibson, Joe Rogan, Darren Daulton, Mark Thompson, Canibus, Jack Van Impe, and (of course) Shirley MacLaine.

Whoo-hoo! You can click the tags, below, to see what some of these idiots are already up to out there,...