"Kids are being aggressively recruited to become heterosexual in this country."
- President Obama's "safe schools" czar
"These children are old enough to have picked up a lot of taboos from society."
"Adultery is not about sex or romance. Ultimately, it is about how little we mean to one another."
"Alfie Patten, the 13-year-old who achieved notoriety as the baby-faced father, has been told the child is not his.
Minge met with her some-times side kick, Buttmunch Goop, in an attempt to recruit help with her “War on Global Sperming”.
"Judged by its results – not a bad way of judging – sex education has been an utter failure. The increase in sex education here in recent years has coincided with an explosion of unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted disease (STD) far worse than anywhere else in Europe. Since the government’s teenage pregnancy strategy was introduced in 1999, the number of girls having abortions has soared. You might well be tempted to argue that sex education causes sexual delinquency."