Showing posts with label Eric Adams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Adams. Show all posts

Thursday, May 16, 2024

2024 Is The Height Of Human Existence (But The Lowest For Animals Overall)

 

 BRILLIANT: 

 "What's your name?" "Oprah."
HUMANS DON'T COUNT ONCE THEY'RE IN A CULT: 

COULD THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED? 


    

 THIS TURNS GHOST PEPPERS INTO MAYO: 

NOT JUST KNEE DEEP - HE WAS TOTALLY DEEP - WHEN HE DID THE FREAK WITH ME: 

JUST LIKE STARTING OVER: 


   

 WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING TEMPLE - WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL: 

BUT DID HE GET A TEXT BACK? 

CHRISY TEIGAN IS TEACHING NOW? 

SPIRITUALITY BRINGS SO MUCH JOY INTO THE WORLD: 

TMR JUST CALLS CATHOLIC CHURCHES "DAY CARE" NOW: 

DAD, ARE YOU REALLY "THE G.O.A.T." IF YOU ABANDONED A WOMAN AFTER YOU GOT HER PREGNANT WITH ONE OF OUR SIBLINGS YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE BUT - APPARENTLY - THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT? 

DON'T YOU DARE


   

 MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT? 


 

CHELSEA KEEPS WONDERING ALOUD WHY THE PUBLIC FINDS HER REPULSIVE: 


   

 IT DOESN'T PROTECT AGAINST STUPIDITY: 

Thursday, December 21, 2023

Charming

Dunkin' Donuts employees pull guns on complaining customer
Adam West is the best Batman 

   

 Maryland high school sees 10 fights in one day 

   

 “No one should ever use any homeopathic ophthalmic products” 

 

Saturday, November 11, 2023

Nothing (Works)

MR. CRYSTAL ENERGY: 

Eric Adams had cellphones, iPad seized as part of corruption investigation 

   


   

 "Sometimes creation looks a little messy."
YA THINK? Paper on homeopathy for ADHD retracted for ‘deficiencies’
As a DJ, village priest in Portugal cues up faith and electronic dance music

Sunday, October 1, 2023

C3PU

With what seems like a little awe, The New York Post is reporting Eric Adams' friends and advisors sure have some troubling ties. This only reminds me of how sad it is, today, that reporters are no longer old cigar-chomping guys in fedoras who'd seen it all, but these Starbucks-loving babes in the woods who know nothing. Too young to grasp that, when it comes to "associates" - or pretty much anything else - once New York's Mayor said he was into "crystal energy," that was a big, bright neon sign, beaming out to the world that (just like Jim Carrey before him) the man is now so "open-minded" his brains fell out. 

 

Of course, he's got "troubling" associates. So does Oprah. Who do you think brainwashes idiots with nonsense but "troubling" associates? And, not only that, but, TMR is 100% positive - like most everybody else alive today - it happened a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
 

Tuesday, September 12, 2023

Being The First Ones To Go To The Moon And Back Did NOT Do Us Any Favors

CRYSTAL ENERGY: 

Mayor says city will be destroyed by crisis... after HE fought to make New York a sanctuary.
HE'S NOT WRONG AND THE DEMOCRATS DID IT

Putin calls legal proceedings against Trump a 'politically motivated persecution' that 'shows the rottenness of the American system'
IT'S ABOUT TIME

HEAD FULL OF GOOP

Gwyneth 'Not Aware' Her Documentary Was Making its Premiere on Scientology Network
HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE DANNY MASTERSON

Newly Uncovered Scientology Documents Confirm More Victims of James Barbour's Abuse

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Scattershot

Judge Jeanine to Mayor Eric Adams: 'Roll up your sleeves, start dealing with reality and stop talking' TRANSLATION: Take off the crystal "energy" bracelet and don't tell nobody. TMR must be the only blog amazed at how early NewAge concepts are introduced, as important to a politician's success, but then are abandoned, once everything goes to shit. Which they inevitably will, if their brains are so wooly that crystals creating "energy" makes sense.
They did the same with Obama: bringing out Oprah and everybody calling him a light bringer. He even went to Iowa's Maharishi school and gave a speech when was campaigning for president. But how often do you see or hear him being forced to talk about NewAge?

   

 By the way, Glen Loury let Bill Maher stupidly claim blacks never question gang violence. 

   

 Stupidly, because it's blacks who live with gang violence, so of course it's discussed. Maybe, just not with people like Bill Maher and Glenn Loury. 

   

 The truth is, blacks talk about gangs all the time, but these guys just don't like the answers.