Showing posts with label science fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label science fiction. Show all posts

Monday, May 20, 2024

Dancing On People's Graves Have Replaced Raves As The Number One Pastime

WE'RE DOING GREAT:


THEY SHOULD ALWAYS START WITH THE EYES:




IT WOULD NOT BE UNFAIR TO SAY THEY'RE BACON IN HELL: 




PRAYING THEY'LL STOP MOLESTING KIDS AND DOING GAY SHIT:



SECT CHILD NO MORE: 








I WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S DICK:

MILLIONS OF JOURNALISTS BUT IT STILL TAKES YEARS:


   

HE'S TIRED OF LISTENING TO HIMSELF SPEAK:  



THINGS ARE BAD WHEN EVEN THE MEDIA DOESN'T KNOW ACUPUNCTURE IS FAKE: 

BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS DIDDY LISTENS TO CANDACE OWENS: 



FOCUSSING ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT: 






THIS IS HOW TRUTH-TELLING LEADS TO LIES: 



EVEN MICKEY MOUSE IS THE RESULT OF A MICKEY MOUSE CULTURE:


   

STRETCHING:



YES, BUT THEN THEY'RE BAD JEWS AND BAD NAZIS:


   

 IT DIDN'T WORK ON TRUMP EITHER - WITCHCRAFT DOESN'T WORK:



   

  ROOSEVELT SAID THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR OVER 80 YEARS AGO:




Tuesday, October 8, 2013

If Sandra Bullock's The Tea Party - Do We Save Her?



She's been a holy terror, making racist comments on the side, behaving stupidly, and endangering everyone.

Is she worth the risk?

Friday, July 12, 2013

The Future Is Now (Take A Sedation)



Black girls booty-shakin' - check. Rodney King/"Cops" video - check. Marriage in trouble - check. Anti-depressants - check. Existential crisis - check,...

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Taint (Of Reality)


Mitt Romney - for a reason known only on the planet Kolob - didn't win the White House.


That whole NewAge "Mayan Prophecy" got a lot of attention, but - whether as The End Of The World or a time of renewed Peace and Love - it was still a bust.


Today, Buzzfeed's asking if Scientology is self-destructing.


And now even the gay conservative Ameriblog has gone and started wondering


Lance Armstrong's former assistant, Mike Anderson, thinks Armstrong 


And, finally, tales of people escaping cults are popping up all over the place.


It feels really, really good to have hung around to see it,...
 

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Battle: LA Was A Battle - For Two Guys From LA

I didn't post much yesterday because I was taken for a day out, which ended with a screening of Battle: LA. Great idea, right? Two "guy's guys" from Los Angeles, one (me) a vet, with my gung-ho friend, going to see a sci-fi film featuring the military, aliens, action, a fight over our fair city, and great reviews - what could go wrong?

Everything.

Don't believe the hype. Before the movie even started, we had to sit through 15 minutes of commercials and previews - all featuring the guy you see above. Think about that - we're there to see a violent, masculine, patriotic movie and everything they show us, before it even begins, is crap featuring the wimpy man-children the two of us just ate for lunch.

Huh?

Then came the movie - Gawd. It was Hollywood's usual modern day fare - bad acting, horrible dialogue, a camera man with Parkinsons - but good special effects - heard that one before? Once Michelle Rodriguez showed up, in her usual tough chick role, we were groaning so hard you'd have thought we had food poisoning. Save your money, folks:

The only fight worth noting in Battle: LA is the one to stay in your seat.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Our Sense Of Cultural Pride Is Overwhelming

Yes, yes, yes, this is the America we know now:
A 19-year old man who says that as a minor he signed a "billion year contract" with the Church of Scientology claims his Scientology school forced him to work hundreds of hours a week for as little $35, denied him an education, and forced him back to work just two days after he lost a finger in a work accident. He claims his parents, members of the Scientology leadership group Sea Organization, "ceded custody of Daniel to the 'Cadet Org,' a children's corps of the Sea Org," when he was 5. Sea Org, he claims, prohibits members from raising their own children.

Daniel Montalvo filed two complaints in Superior Court: one against the Church of Scientology International, the Sea Organization, the Church of Scientology Western United States dba Canyon Oaks Ranch School, and against five people - including his parents.
America - Land of the Free and Home of the Brave:

But a place now too cowardly to even stop a damned Science Fiction writer's cult - or pretty much anything else harmful - that everybody and his momma knows about.