America Breaks Your Arm Saying "I Was Only Playing!"

Younger than the others but they're already terrified

It's bad enough, we make up our own rules to the game, but:

Not knowing our own strength gets people killed,...

Cops Kill A Black Man Who Begged To Stop Harassment

It was just another Slave Catching Day at The Black Man Harassment Office - until it wasn't

White American cops killing black American citizens - and continuing to lie about it even with video evidence:

"The NYPD said Garner 'took a fighting stance'"

Sure he did - see if you can find that, anywhere, above.

Welcome to America's new lynching:

Now, so common, it's almost a daily event,...

Father Catches Pervert In The Act Of Molesting His Kid

“Send an ambulance. He is going to need one.”

It's A Job

Apparently, TMR is, Obama couldn't bring change,...because somebody didn't want it: 

"It would be nice to stop writing this same piece about the hypocrisy and cynicism of the Republican rebrand every few weeks." 

At least nobody's fooling anybody, about anything, anymore,…

 

Remember When Republicans Cared About The Kids?

And you thought only his humor was surreal,...

Remember When Republicans Were Going To Impeach?

Over and over, the so-called "principles" Tea Partiers espouse are found to be as fungible as Play-Dough,...

Conor Friedersdorf Needs More Subversive Monuments

A statue to The Civil Rights Struggle in Birmingham, Alabama - clearly showing American whites playing a leading role in the over-100-year fight for equality in this country - because they cared so much, about the meaning of the constitution, before uneducated blacks even knew to start marching.

No, yes, no - here's your cultural proof right here - there's been no Nazi tendencies roiling through our history (Rolls Eyes) and no Apartheid, and never has been. Black American life has just been a darker-skinned version of Leave It To Beaver and, if we still can't get ahead with that, it's been our own fault. We should've packed treats for the dogs. Boy-howdy.

Oops - it's in my brain now

TMR's liking the way Conor's New American Vision's shaping up:

"The J. Edgar Hoover Building could feature a statue of its namesake trying to foist a suicide note and a gun into the hands of Martin Luther King."

Not exactly DEVO but we'll take it

It'll confuse the liberals-are-the-cause-of-black's-problems types for a while (Hoover was a liberal?) but - like their racism - that, too, will pass,...

"I Usually Lie, But I'm Trying This 'Honesty' Thang Out."

This is getting posted but, TMR says, homeboy's not really putting his heart in it,...

A Black Guy Lost His Job For Fingering A Crooked Cop

Why this man is still in Virginia is the only thing TMR questions about him 

Target™ target-ed their target-er for target-ing the wrong target:

"Dallas Northington spent nearly eight years working for Target in loss prevention, roaming the stores and scanning the surveillance cameras. In an episode at the Leesburg Target store in May that he said was typical, a man was allegedly captured twice on video shoplifting, and Northington responded as he said he always did: He called the Leesburg police, made a report and provided them the videos of the two incidents.

But the man in the video may have been a Fairfax County sheriff’s deputy, Northington said he soon learned. And within days, two things happened: The deputy retired from the sheriff’s office and Target fired Northington, 29, a married father of two with a third child on the way."

Because 8 years on the job and a family mean so much.

ROTFLMAO,...

Florida Newscast Reports 2 KKK Police Force Members

Florida has always had one of the nation's most notoriously racist histories

Like Cliven Bundy, TMR started to "wonder" if this story would be reported on Florida television news. But then, once it was - just like Cliven Bundy - TMR also started to "wonder" if Cliven Bundy wouldn't have been better off living as a Florida slave,...because that's a reasonable thing to "wonder" about:

Being a slave would give Bundy something to do, other than spend all day wonder-ing.

Then TMR started to "wonder" about feeding Bundy to the crocs,...

The Police Talked An Autistic Kid Into Buying Them Pot

What some Americans think of as an "accomplishment" is bizarre,...

Angry Bill Cosby Gives Whites A Black History Lesson

"If you tell the history of slavery right, you've got a big problem on your hands,…America invented the cruelest slavery in the world, because it broke up black families. And after slavery was over America kept breaking up the black man's family,…and that's some awful history to teach,..."

Whites Must Enjoy Wrapping Blacks In Circular Thinking

"You set up the world so that black neighborhoods are almost guaranteed to go downhill, and when people adapt to the situation and develop unattractive characteristics then you use those very adaptations to justify the segregation that caused them in the first place."