I Didn't Do It (But I Will)

"I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex."

-- Katharine Hepburn

Wow: according to the Financial Times, if a someone makes a joke about a woman in one room, and the woman's friend is in the room and gets upset, he/she can take him to court. Incredible.

And here I was worried that smoking was going to put me in the hospital,...