Thursday, December 2, 2010

Hey, Barack! We Want You Back! Come! Go! Die!


This video has provided the best laugh we've had all morning! The NewAgers are pleading with him - Come back! Come back! Tell us, what's the point of this lamer coming back, when you were the ones you were waiting for? Got tired of waiting for yourselves? See? Getting caught in circular reasoning is sad, man. Maybe they think this is like when we hear about NewAge Liberals saying they have to devastate important relationships to go arrogantly "find themselves" or something - but in reverse, right?

Whatever it is, it's a real hoot, and we appreciate the help in getting our day started off right! Seriously, now we don't even want to kick your ass, like we did after the "I'm Sorry" show:

You're too pathetic to be worth the exertion.