Cough It Up: You Know This Shit Is "All Good"

If you're lonely out there, just remember ignorance is our friend:

Angry Haitian mobs have lynched at least 40 people in recent weeks, accusing them of spreading a cholera outbreak that has killed over 2,500 people across the country, officials said Wednesday.

The number included at least 14 suspected sorcerers previously known to have been lynched in the far southwestern region of Grand Anse as local people feared they were spreading cholera with a magical substance.

Because - as we all know - there ARE sorcerers, just as there ARE "magical substances", and, of course, science has proven that cholera IS spread by a magical substance, right? Right?

Hell, everybody knows that.