And, dude, you don't ever let anyone claim your nuts. (Think about it.) Here's a photo to help the gullible recover their manhood again:
O.K., finally we're going in for the close-up, because we've found many men will be cured instantly being this near a granny ass - especially "the blacks":
Ouch - we're blind! We're blind! Dear Gawd, Noooo!!
Next up: pretending Kathy Griffin's going home with you! [shudder]
Hat Tip: iOwnTheWorld