Sunday, December 19, 2010

It's Time To Talk To Meade Again About Macho!


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We've been doing some more "research" like you asked:

See, dude, after some close examination, you just don't strike us as a guy who "gets" it. You're more of the Rufus Wainright-loving, poking around in the garden type, rather than the Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel I-can-do-anything kind of man, you know? Now, like being gay (and congratulations on that "don't ask, don't tell" thing) there's nothing wrong with that. There are gardens everywhere and they all need tending to - especially marijuana gardens - but not everyone is cut out for that. Some men are drawn to gardening and some are drawn to applying flying kicks while swinging from a vine and taking out a whole army of evil Ugandans with an AK-47. Do you see?

People are different. Especially men. Smokey Robinson sang "Good looking girls come a dime a dozen" and that's the truth. But a hard man is hard to find, and it's becoming more difficult by the minute. We aim to change that. This blog is dedicated to The Macho Response. And - as the ancestors of macho men, everywhere, have said throughout time:

"That's as much the way it is as the way it's gotta be."

We've got a lot of faith you'll come around, too.