Monday, May 31, 2010

Pouring A Little Out (For Those Who Ain't Here)

I'm more riled up than usual today.

It's Memorial Day, and we've got a god damn socialist in the White House.

Who the fuck served and died for that outcome?

The dumb son of a bitch even got washed out today when he attempted to give a speech for the fallen.

Fuck him - the fallen don't want him.

53% of the electorate made the gravest mistake this country has ever seen by picking this doofus to lead.

He's been tested four times now, and - all four times - he's failed.

Some leader.

His very presence in our government makes a mockery of this day.

Very fucking NewAge, that.

So today I'm applauding Israel.

They killed a bunch of sorry-assed "peace activists" who tried to breach a military blockade to Gaza.

Good for them.

Fuck that crooked cross.

Israel did exactly what the military is for: killing the god damn stupid.

Now Obami is sending a message, that he wants answers for what happened, ASAP.

If I was Bibi, after the way The One has been treating him and his country, I'd write back with a big "Fuck you - figure it out for yourself, genius!"

I served, from 1979 to 1983, during the Iranian Hostage Crisis.

I voted for McCain in the last election.

I'll probably vote for Sarah Palin in the next one.

She scares our enemies, both foreign and domestic.

Domestic my ass, she scares Democrats.

If Iran doesn't have the bomb by the time she gets in, she'll insure they never have it.

She'll turn that fucking place into a parking lot.

And Memorial Day won't feel like a god damned farce with her in charge, that's for sure.

I don't know about you, but me - and my fallen brothers - can't wait.

Bring on the Pit Bull with lipstick.

And her Momma Grizzlies.

This Memorial Day is our reminder that what was done in the last election was criminal.

Now it's time to take a bite out of crime.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Lady Gaga: The Most Shocking Thing About Her

Jesus H. Christ, is every celebrity a NewAge nutjob?
"Lady Gaga has spent £3,000 on ­ghostbusting gear ­because she's convinced evil ­spirits are haunting her.

The pop diva got aides to buy the specialist kit, including ­electro-­magnetic field readers, ­before her Monster's Ball tour gig at ­London's O2 arena tonight.

She told them she was ­terrified of 'bad energy' - and ordered them to do a spirit-seeking sweep of the ­backstage area."
As if single-handedly destroying music wasn't bad enough,...

Oh well, maybe this stupid belief (and her career) will pass quickly.

Wasted (On The Worst Generation In History)

Hat Tip: Instapundit

The Macho Response: Dennis Hopper (RIP)

May 17, 1936 – May 29, 2010:
"I've always been political, but I haven't always been a Republican. I was with Martin Luther King [and] at the Free Speech Movement in Berkeley. I was a hippie. I was probably as Left as you could get without being a Communist.

I read too much Thomas Jefferson and decided that every 25 years you needed to have a change if you're really going to have a republic, and the Democrats had been in power too long.

The idea of changing the Congress, changing the Senate, getting the Democrats out, getting the Republicans in, also the idea of having less government -- which didn't seem to work out.

The idea of less government, more individual freedom, is something that I liked. I started believing it. So I started voting. I voted that time for Reagan, and I've voted on the straight Republican ticket ever since. I don't go to meetings, I don't go to things. I just go to the polls and do it. I think I just made the natural curve. You've got to start one place and go all the way around.

The controversy about me, I don't think it's going to stop me. However, a lot of people treat me differently, and they do bring it up. I'll be at a dinner party, and somebody will say, 'Well, you couldn't be thinking that ...' And then you realize that everybody at the table is looking at you, and they're like, 'You're kidding! You're not really for Bush.' And it goes around the table."
Hat Tip: Ace of Spades HQ

Rotten Tomatoes (What A Bargain!)

What are you looking at? We've found one explanation for the success of NewAge "thinking" right here:

"Toddlers who tell lies early on are more likely to do well later, researchers claim.

The complex brain processes involved in formulating a lie are an indicator of a child's early intelligence, they add.

A Canadian study of 1,200 children aged two to 17 suggests those who are able to lie have reached an important developmental stage.

Only a fifth of two-year-olds tested in the study were able to lie.

But at age four, 90% were capable of lying, the study found. The rate increases with age to a peak at age 12."
From then on, I guess, lying just becomes (like NewAge itself) "a way of life" that you can't get away from without feeling weird.

Why, here's one of those lies that's caught on, big time:

"Organic food has no health, taste or nutritional advantages over conventionally manufactured or harvested food.

That is the damning verdict of a study by Berlin based consumer watchdog group Stiftung Warentest.

The results, from one of the most respected consumer groups in Europe - backed and funded by the German government but totally independent - is a massive embarrassment for the organic food industry."
Not even for taste - which has been the last refuge that NewAgers run to when the health angle fails.

So much for "back to nature", and the "raw food" movement, you idiots.

All you succeeded in doing was raising the price of food - a basic necessity - by fifty cents an item, meaning you ripped yourself off (along with everyone else who bought into your bullshit) gave the money to other liars (and criminals) and helped destroy a perfectly fine food delivery system.

As Mark Steyn recently commented:

"We’re too broke to be this stupid."
To which I reply no, Mark, obviously they're not:

The NewAger's Post-Boomer stupidity (along with the harm, and embarrassment, it causes) know no limits.

I'm Convinced: God Is A Gay Soda Pop Maker

Christians don't call themselves "Fools for Christ" for nothing,...

Hat Tip: Scotteriology

Yes, I've Got My Problems, But I Know That Jesus Loves Me (He Just Won't Ever Make My Problems Go Away - Which Is A HUGE Problem)

Hat Tip: Scotteriology

I Call Them The Cult News Networks

Now that everybody's becoming aware of what's been done, will anyone - especially in the media - finally admit the danger they've put us in? Will the media investigate themselves? Explain how they all decided to think the same way, say the same things - and trash the same people - in favor of their "messiah"?

If you ask me, it's long past time for the American people to focus on journalism, and get these liars out of here.