TMR's Very First Public Affairs Story & Answer Period

STORY: 

Ted Turner: 

Men Should Be Barred From Political Office For 100 Years

 ANSWER: 

Ted Turner should be the first man to set an example and - after he castrates himself - get out of our face.

STORY: 

Anthony Weiner: 

"I’m not an idiot, 

I know it succeeded in derailing my campaign.”

ANSWER: 

No, Bozo, you ARE an idiot, 

and YOU succeeded in derailing your campaign.

QUOTE:

"While we’ve been focusing lately on major crises gripping the top echelons of the Church of Scientology, it’s useful to remember there are still quite a few folks out there in far-flung locations, doing what they can to “clear the planet” — spread the word about Scientology so it can take over the world.

And what better way to do that than with ads placed on Craigslist?"

STORY: 

"The base is primed to reward Cruz, 

whatever he does or doesn't achieve."

 ANSWER: 

The conservative base is in a like-to-lose mode, leaving the rest of us waiting in the wilderness, for a mad man to implode.

STORY: 

Veteran theology professor 

asked to leave Christian college 

after coming out as transgender

ANSWER: 

This outcome should've been so obvious, I'm wondering why it's even peddled as news,...