Showing posts with label complementary medicine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label complementary medicine. Show all posts

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Let's Face It: "Spirits In The Material World" Are Bullet Proof To Facts Or Reason


“This science-free vaccination noise comes from health-care practitioners, especially those in the complementary and alternative medicine (CAM) community. Not every practitioner pushes an anti-vaccine perspective. But, let’s face it, many do. This must stop.”

Or else you'll do and say nothing, until somebody else dies, and probably not even then. Oooh, the vultures are so scared.

They just hang around the dead all day...

If This Doesn't Heal You It's Only Because You're Still Not Believing Hard Enough


“I love saying homeopathy works. But it has never been shown to work...There are many things that work as placebo, but it’s not ethical selling them as a cure. I would have a bit more time for it if there was a plausible theory behind it, but its basis is entirely implausible – it pushes all the buttons for being a pseudoscience,...I am at a bit of a loss to understand why they haven’t carried that logic over into complementary medicines generally.”

The Left can grapple with any idea but the cultism running through it, causing whole sections of liberal society to behave in all these obvious ways (people who HAVE to do yoga, HAVE to take homeopathic concoctions, or HAVE to engage with illogical NewAge beliefs and dangerous pseudoscience, etc.) leaving the rest wondering "why they haven’t carried that logic over" into all aspects of their lives - like their supposed-love for science, or how to grow voter registration rolls.

The Left's cult is trapped in a homeopathic preparation of it's own making - with expected results.

Friday, August 10, 2012

I See "Go Green" All Over (And They're Not Helping,...)


I think this advice should be emblazoned everywhere, at all times, in red and/or yellow neon:
"We would encourage anyone affected by cancer to be cautious of any alternative therapies, especially those that claim to be 'miracle cures'. 
If a therapist encourages them to use an alternative treatment instead of conventional medicine prescribed by a qualified doctor, we would also advise caution."
And BTW - if we can't make the neon thing happen - I'll gladly settle for forehead tattoos,...

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Homeopathy Is Insane (Denying It Makes It So)

Oh, take my word for it, Mr. - that's all we're giving you:
A New Plymouth doctor says a medical researcher's claim that homeopathy is crazy is a "national scandal".

Dr Joe Rozencwajg, of Natura Medica Ltd, has been practising natural medicine in New Plymouth for 10 years and said homeopathy can be successful.

"We (homeopaths) know what we are doing, we are properly trained and we should be given the minimum respect we deserve."
Oh, get off it - you're a friggin' water salesman posing as a physician! "Properly trained" my ass. Listen to me, you delusional fool:

When we start to give your kind anything more than the minimum respect (like that which a cat accords a mouse) then, and only then, will there be a problem.



Oh, and be sure to watch for the first homeopathic authority in this broadcast, a woman who does something that's becoming quite familiar,...

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Mitra Javanmardi: A Killer Quack Who Got Away

Some of the reasons it's hard to follow up on killer quacks is their trials take so long, many of them operate in places where english isn't always spoken, and the press drops stories as soon as the shine wears off. That said, one story I've finally caught up with - 3 years later - is that of Mitra Javanmardi, a "homeopath" and "naturopath" who killed a guy in Canada.

From what I can tell, even after a "real doctor" testified on her behalf (I put "real doctor" in quotes because you never know what some of these guys are doing if they're willing to step up for "alternative" medicine quacks) her trial was finally concluded with a $15,000 fine, which, if you ask me, was too good for her because she's dangerous:
The consult is $225. Nearly triple what other Naturopaths charge. She is very personnable, very sweet and then sells you hundreds of dollars worth of her products. I actually got worse. Became completely constipated with all her powders and ended up with hemorrhoids on top of my original problem (slightly enlarged prostate).
If more courts were willing and able to dig further into these subjects, and see them for what they are, I'm sure, they'd try to stop this nonsense and these light sentences wouldn't be handed down as often as they are. And they are, all too often. Way, waaay too often.

Mitra Javanmardi, for one, should've gone to prison.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Crying Game

I got it already - you're not going to listen to the angry black man. Fine - don't listen to the angry black man. Listen to the snarky gay guys at Gawker:
Forget about the elixir recipe that grandma's great-great grandma passed down, and toss out that new age baby therapy book that suggests you feed your newborn fennel and teach it yoga or whatever, and brace yourself for a hellish introduction to parenthood. Because, according to the researchers, "the notion that any form of complementary and alternative medicine is effective for infantile colic is currently not supported from the evidence." In other words, you're screwed.
Gay guys. They've always got to put screwing in there,...

Friday, March 11, 2011

If The Western World Is Based On Fraud? No,...

Jann Bellamy is asking a question I wish all these high-faluting law professors would answer:
During my continuing education about so-called “complementary and alternative” medicine one question presents itself in my mind over and over: Isn’t that fraud? Well, is it?
Then she gives us the law and examples of how various CAM practices - Acupuncture, Naturopathy/Homeopathy, Chiropractic, and Reiki - meet the requirement of fraud.

I've always argued CAM was fraud.

Well, is it?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Be Men: Introduce Andrew Lansley To John Galt

This is surely one of the biggest loads of shit anyone has ever laid outside a toilet bowl:
"It has been described as ‘witchcraft’ by no less an authority than the British Medical Association.

But homeopathy spending on the NHS could now rise despite the Health Service facing drastic cuts.

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley (above) yesterday rejected calls from MPs on the Commons science committee to ban funding of the unproven treatment.

He effectively gave the green light for spending on homeopathy to go up, because of his plans for patients to be able to ‘shop around’ until they find a GP willing to prescribe complementary therapies.

This means more patients will have access to such treatments. There will be no restrictions on the advertising of homeopathic treatments, he added."
I've said it before and I'm saying it again: if doctors want to gain control over their profession again, they need to stop - cold - and tell bastards, like Andrew Lansley, to get out or people will die, period. The choice is his.

That doctors refuse to do that, because of their oath, is bullshit. Being involved with quackery is not your job. These NewAgers are making a mockery of you, personally, and medicine professionally. If you can't see that, then you're too stupid to be called doctors. Oh, fuck it.

Damn you weak-kneed assholes all to hell. You're worthless. I spit on you for letting this stand.

For shame.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Oh, Man, France Really Isn't Going To Like This*

"The whole field is messy, vague, inaccurate and entirely dependent on the goodwill or ignorance of patients for any positive results. At best it’s a harmless placebo, at worst it’s a despicable, cynical, potentially deadly confidence trick played on the sick."

-- Ian Douglas, reporting on Professor David Colquhoun's magnificent new series about newly-released documents from a "Homeopathy 'degree' course" taught at the University of Central Lancashire - the course (along with almost all of the rest of its "alternative" medicine courses) has since been closed - revealing some of the more craven, "absurd and dangerous" aspects of what many laughingly call "woo-woo", in The Telegraph, U.K..

*The French use Homeopathic preparations at a rate of 4 to 1. My marriage, to a French woman, was destroyed because of Homeopathy.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's About Time: Water, Water, Everywhere!

"The 1023 Campaign will be launched early in 2010 with the aim of uniting skeptics across the UK in activities to highlight the belief in magic which underlies homeopathy.

Homeopathy is an ancient, pre-scientific and absurd pseudoscience. Yet it persists today as an accepted complementary medicine, largely because people don't know what it is."


-- Bad Homeopathy

Monday, October 5, 2009

Eight Ball - Side Pocket - After Touching You

"When something looks like a placebo and behaves like a placebo, there comes a point when you have to admit that it's a placebo."

-- Edzard Ernst, "the UK's only professor of complementary medicine" blah, blah, blah, pretty much nailing the one problem I've encountered repeatedly when looking at any aspect of these "wonderful" NewAge times - the delusional thinking used to prop up claims for everything, from complimentary medicine to the "advice" of Oprah, and even the policies of Obama - maybe without Professor Ernst even knowing he was doing so, in The Yorkshire Post.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Not Good. No, Not Good At All,...

"Swine Flu in India now, 109 patients"

-- DuniyaLive

I just thought you'd like to know how it's going in the "spiritual" land where homeopathy is considered a cure for everything,...

Friday, July 31, 2009

"Arianna" Must Be The Greek Word For Stupid

"[Arianna Huffington's] desire to be different became,...clear when I looked at her views about health. In her 2006 self-help book, 'On Being Fearless,' she provides her own definition of preventive care, one that's indistinguishable from Evans' blog post. 'In today's world, where thousands of chemicals are being used all around us, it's essential both to protect against exposure and to maintain some kind of detox program,' Huffington wrote. In the New Yorker, Collins revealed that Huffington has undergone 'mercury detoxification, fire-walking, est, microdermabrasion, infrared saunas' and a long list of fad diets. In 'On Being Fearless,' she gave a description of her own experience with mercury detox, saying she was 'stunned to find how much mercury I had in my body.'

What Huffington may not know is the test used to determine the amount of mercury in the body is a sham, as proven by medical researchers at the Department of Environmental and Occupational Health, Emory University and other public health institutes. The test artificially elevates the levels of heavy metals in one's body, falsely leading one to believe that they've been poisoned by toxins. In fact, a doctor who routinely prescribed the test has been investigated and disciplined.

In an e-mail to me, Huffington touched on her long and winding road through alternative therapies, dropping the names of major universities (Harvard, Stanford, Johns Hopkins, UCLA) with centers for complementary and alternative medicine, where she has been a patient. But health coverage on the site goes beyond complementary medicine. In fact, the more I read the site, the more I realized its health writers were being chosen not in the name of diversity or on the basis of their qualifications. Rather, as Collins revealed in the New Yorker, they appear to be picked by Huffington on a whim."
-- Rahul K. Parikh, M.D., on the piss-poor NewAge medical advice you can find on The Huffington Post - which is the same nutty nonsense he found coming from Oprah Winfrey - which isn't a surprise, except all of this looniness is being covered so well by Salon.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Putting Back The "Mo" In Mozambique

"Maputo — The Mozambican parliament, the Assembly of the Republic, on Tuesday passed the first reading of a government bill which amends the law on private medicine so that it includes, not only evidence-based medicine, but also 'alternative medicine'.

The bill defines 'alternative' medicine as 'health practices not covered by the National Health System and which are constituted by range of diagnostic and therapeutic practices without the appropriate scientific validation, or which are regarded as inaccessible to the scientific method and experimentation and in this latter case may use metaphysical and spiritual curative practices'.

At first sight this looks as if purveyors of all manner of superstition and fraud - homeopathy, chiropractic, aromatherapy, naturopathy or vitamin therapy - will now be treated the same as qualified doctors. All can go into private practice and open up clinics.

That is not how Health Minister Ivo Garrido views the problem.

He told AIM that in reality 'alternative' practitioners are already operating in Mozambique without any authorisation. Some of them have even been to see him, waving convincing-looking diplomas issued by western institutions.

There was nothing illegal about these practitioners. Their businesses were not covered by the existing law. 'There was a legal vacuum', said Garrido, and so the government thought it better to bring 'alternative' medicine into the law.

If homeopaths think this means they will be able to open clinics in Maputo tomorrow, they may be in for a shock. For they will have to apply for a licence, just as a clinic offering genuine medical care has to apply. And the Health Ministry will decide whether to grant the licence or to refuse it.

'We will decide on a case by case basis', Garrido stressed.

The law also allows the Health Ministry to shut down any private practice on grounds of 'proven professional incompetence' or 'grave acts that damage the physical and moral integrity of the users'.

Any practitioner of 'alternative' medicine could be regarded as 'professionally incompetent' since the remedies he prescribes have no scientific basis, and at best act as placebos.

Thus the new bill is not a blank cheque for medical frauds, but may instead restrict their activity."


-- All Africa.com

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Backstabbers: Homeopathy Finally Makes A Really Big Impression On The American Public

"He was like millions of other consumers who sometimes take vitamins or echinacea, hoping to build up his immunity or ward off a cold. He figured alternative remedies were as safe as a spoonful of honey.

But that notion washed away with one squirt of a homeopathic cold gel.

David Richardson, of Greensboro, N.C., is one of hundreds of patients across the country who have lodged complaints about Zicam Cold Remedy, saying it destroyed their sense of smell."
-- Jeff Donn, on one of the potential dangers of being convinced water can be used as medicine (another one is you're crazy) in The Los Angeles Times.

"Consumers purchasing homeopathic products should be aware that they have not been reviewed by the FDA."
-- Sandy Walsh, FDA spokesman - after some of the dangers of being convinced water can be used as medicine became apparent - also in The Los Angeles Times.

"An Associated Press analysis of the Food and Drug Administration's side effect reports found that more than 800 homeopathic ingredients were potentially implicated in health problems last year. Complaints ranged from vomiting to attempted suicide."
-- Jeff Donn, on the gullibility of believers in the concept of water being used as medicine, for The Associated Press.

"In this era of ever-expanding government, perhaps we should be increasing common sense and integrity, and not just power and budgets at the regulatory agencies."
-- Michael D. Shaw, on the cure for water being used as medicine in America - France is on it's own with this one - and needs a good Dental Plan.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Why Work On Healthcare AFTER The Economy?

"Let’s pretend for a moment that, god forbid, you break your arm. And somehow you end up with a team of doctors all trained at Obama University. As you lie there on the table in the ER, one doctor treats your arm by banging on the unbroken one with a ball-peen hammer. The second doctor takes the unusual course of setting your hair on fire. And the third one uses leeches.

Undeterred by your arm’s stubborn refusal to set, soon the doctors start blaming one another. And even though all of them are doing nothing but compounding your injury, none will take any blame. In fact, the louder you scream, the harder they go to work on you.

That, apparently, is what’s going on in the West Wing these days."


-- Stephen Green, on the political "progressives" clearly-far-far-superior NewAge modality of utilizing "Alternative Medicine" in real-world situations, like Pajamas Media.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sister, My Sister

"Complementary and Alternative Medicine is mostly modern superstitious drivel marketed to people who are, in their knowledge of science and reason, no better than seventh century peasants except that Dark Age peasants had an excuse to be ignorant as they had marauding Norsemen competing for their attention. 

On the other hand most people don’t think about medicine that much and have no reason to distrust their chiropractor so allow me clear something up for you: Chiropractors, naturopaths and other Alternative Medicine practitioners do not have the same training and education as medical doctors, not in quality and not in quantity, not by a long shot, and therefore they are not qualified to serve as primary care physicians, a job that requires more than some haphazard study of herb lore or a cursory knowledge of the spine. If they had the same training including residency training they would be qualified…but they don’t so they’re not.

Take your typical chiropractor, for example.  He has a four-year degree at an institution that was probably nothing but a federal student loan processing mill in which the odds are he never saw a really sick patient, at least not one that wasn’t immediately taken to the nearest Emergency Department.  Unlike your Family Physician who has four years of medical school followed by an intensive three year residency, your chiropractor has never rotated on a pediatric ward, in the Intensive Care Unit, on an internal medicine service, a surgery service, or any other of the medical services in which the core knowledge of every physician is developed.  He has done no call, been responsible for exactly nothing during his brief pseudo-medical training and has never had to make a decision that mattered to anybody. 

More than likely he slithered through chiropractic school making a mental list of the many, many things he would never have to worry about (I mean, assuming he was introspective enough for this) and that he would defer to real doctors.  He is, therefore along with his naturopath cousins eminently unsuited to recognize, diagnose, and treat general medical complaints.

The funny thing is that I would never try to pass myself off as a surgeon, an obstetrician, an internist, or a neurologists because I lack the training and knowledge to honestly represent myself to the public as something I am not…

And yet naturopaths, chiropractors, and the whole pack of Snake Oil Salesmen with a fraction of the training required for the job lack the humility, the self-awareness that comes with an appreciation of their own limitations, to consider that maybe, just maybe, they don’t know enough to be primary care physicians.

No doubt your Chiropractor can fill out forms with the best of them and correctly bill your insurance company but if you have a medical problem serious enough to warrant treatment you should see a real doctor and eliminate the useless middleman. Likewise if you really care about your long-term health.

Not to mention that the primary treatment modalities of practioners of Complementary and Alternative Medicine are extremely ridiculous on a fifth grade biology level. 

To believe in them, things like subluxations and Reiki, is to place yourself in the company of drooling cretins."


-- Panda Bear, M.D., beating the NewAge bastards about the head - with a stethoscope! - at our renowned "sister" blog, Panda Bear, M.D..