The Right's Erick Erickson Mocked Greta Van Susteren For Scientology (Finally)

"Uh-oh, someone is going to sic Xenu on me."

Not if Greta Van Susteren (or Scientology) wants to keep people from asking - if journalists are actually doing their job as they're always telling us - how it is they have a cultist in their ranks.

BTW - How DOES journalism have a cultist in it's ranks?

The Scientologist And The Mormon Make This So Cool

Because we all know how racially advanced Scientology and Mormonism have been,...

Sarah Palin & Scientology: Another Story Of Cult Influence In Politics, Just Waiting To Break, That No One's Really Cared About Until It's Too Late

So now, with the FBI's investigation of Scientology for human trafficking, it's Sarah Palin's turn on the rack of cultism - NewAge: it destroys all it touches:

There is no shortage of brewing opposition to the Church of Scientology gaining power inside the Federal Government. In the wake of recent headlines, many Tea Party activists have grown vocal against prominent political figures growing so cozy to a church about which millions of Americans have legitimate concerns. But, to date, Sarah Palin has not answered calls from fellow Tea-Partiers to speak up and demand that elected officials not accept financial donations from the church of Scientology and its members until more questions are answered about the religious organization's questionable practices.

Sarah Palin, of course, is no stranger to Scientology and, as a result, may not readily join the large and growing anti-Scientology movement. As coverage from the War Room notes, "Sarah Palin is personal friends with prominent Scientologists Greta Van Susteren and her husband, attorney John Coale. Coale helped Palin start her PAC -- and he once proposed starting a Scientology PAC, in the 1980s."

And - once again - we're left in the position of saying "we told you so", with facts from a long time ago.

Here's today's question: Why hasn't the Right used the overwhelming amount of cult information against the Left, the way the Left, most assuredly, will use it - just as they have fundamentalist Christian information - against the Right?

Seems like political dereliction of duty, if you ask us,...

Tom Cruisin' For A Bruisin' (Using The Oh So Vastly Superior L. Ron Hubbard "C" Method)

Check this silliness out:

Know how I'm always telling you celebrities are stupid? And, by now, you also know I'll diss a Scientologist 'till the cows come home, correct? Well, I've got more proof both my outlook, and approach, are accurate:

Greta Van Susteren, that Scientologist news anchor for the hated FOX News who, like Rachel Maddow, talks out of the side of her mouth like Dick Cheney (sexy!) recently got called on her stupidity by one of her viewers:

"Greta,

You got that right, you have a mind like a seive. Your brain is empty.

Matter of fact, it is so empty, if you put a pea in your skull it would rattle around like a BB in a boxcar. You said it, gal, not me, but I sure do agree with you. A true blonde.

Brian ***
Tahlequah, OK

PS How do you get that cush job, anyway?"

So how did this brilliant cultist, Miss Van Susteren - using L. Ron Hubbard's NewAge "technologies" - respond? Hoping to embarrass the guy (which shouldn't have been hard since he couldn't even spell "sieve") this media savvy Scientologist erected a poll on her blog - asking, between she and Brian, "Who is dumber?" - and Greta won! By 67%!

I swear, I can't make this stuff up! I wouldn't even try.

But, then, I don't have to:

Like I said, I've been telling you celebrities and cultists are stupid for years,...

Ready, Aim, Fire!!! (You Know, Like In Hell)

"OK, for some, that public option has gone over like a lead balloon. So how about plan B, morality? Is that the secret weapon strategy to get health care reform? President Obama went on a conference call today with thousands of religious people, arguing health care reform is a moral issue."

-- Greta Van Susteren, on the president adding religion to the healthcare debate - which made Ann Althouse "imagine the separation-of-church-and-state freakout if George Bush had taken this approach to arguing for one of his policies" - but, as usual, liberals today don't react to Obama's religious talk, because A) he's their guy, B) he's talking about government as religion, and C) I'm quoting from the hated FOX News.

"The bills may in fact yield a target-rich environment."

-- Peggy Noonan, on what "must have been the White House health-care strategy": allow a liberal Congress to attack ObamaCare as a distraction - which they didn't do - leaving it to those attending Tea Parties, and The Wall Street Journal.

"My point exactly (It's a target-rich environment.)"

-- The Crack Emcee (that would be Yours Truly, from 5 days ago), explaining why cowardly liberals should also criticize other forms of religious expression than Christianity - like, for instance, when our NewAge president is pushing NewAge government - but (though I never expected to hit a bullseye so soon) that's what you'd expect from The Macho Response.

And, since I can hear the criticisms already, I should note that NewAgers have always gladly wrapped themselves in any religious guise to move their own agenda along - think of it as "spiritual subversion": like holding Yoga lessons, or Reiki seminars, in a Catholic church's basement - so for Obama to use religious language, and symbolism, to persuade believers on ideas that are not religious: like government as a spiritual enterprise - comes as no surprise.

Now We're Talking: Ladies And Gentlemen, TMR Presents To You A Scientology, Huffington Post, Sarah Palin-Inspired Political Cult Clusterfuck!!!

HuffPo's Rachel Weiner has already reported on Greta Van Susteren's defensive response to a Politico story today, which cited an anonymous source saying that one of the reasons that Sarah Palin has been caught up in a "series of public relations gaffes" is because she is "taking advice from Greta and her husband."

In her Fox News blog, Van Susteren vehemently denied offering Palin any advice, and called the authors to task for not checking on this allegation. Let me give Van Susteren her due. This is a serious charge of direct professional misconduct, and there should have been more than a throwaway line from an unnamed source to back it up. The allegation begs further questioning.

But what Van Susteren does acknowledge in her "brief" on the subject is equally troubling:

1. She acknowledges that her husband, John Coale, has been advising Palin, that they are in weekly contact, and that he played a central role in the formation of her national political action committee, SarahPAC--all while she has been covering Palin for Fox News.

2. She acknowledges that her husband met Palin through Van Susteren's media contacts with the governor. In short, he used his wife's journalistic access to Palin to gain his own political access.

There are some serious journalistic conflicts of interest taking place here, and Van Susteren is either being duplicitous or disingenuous to characterize them as "silly."

I've written earlier in HuffPo about the odd dynamic that has developed over the past seven months between the Palins, Van Susteren, and her power broker husband, Coale. Both Coale and Van Susteren are prominent practitioners in the controversial Church of Scientology, and Coale has been a major behind-the-scenes political force in Washington, D.C., for decades.

Since my first story appeared, several people have contacted me with more troubling information on the subject.

Coale's extensive training in Scientology is a matter of public record. He has completed the organization's course OT-VII, Scientology's second most powerful level.

Moreover, Coale has been a major player in national political circles for nearly a quarter century.

-- Geoffrey Dunn, a self-described "award-winning journalist, filmmaker and historian", thinking he's doing an investigative report on the warp-mouthed conservative cultist in politics - as he ignores that he's writing for a weird website owned by the warped-Greek liberal cultist in politics - called The Huffington Post.

Ahh, "The Matrix" of cultism exposed - on the Left and the Right - that really makes our day!!!

Talk About Letting The FOX In The Hen House,...

"Out of the goodness of his superhuman, OT VII heart, Greta Van Susteren's husband John Coale has 'helped' everyone from Hillary Clinton to Nancy Pelosi to, yes, Palin, Susteren wrote in a post to her Fox blog 'GretaWire.'

...Van Susteren, herself a Scientologist, said Coale 'has given Governor Palin advice and helped her' — right, by running her PAC? — but has not been paid,...wishful thinking about drawing the former vice presidential nominee into the Church of Scientology is likely a much more powerful motivator for Coale than mere dollars.

Coale met the governor when Van Susteren interviewed her, Van Susteren said. How cozy."

-- Ryan Tate, who seems to know the Scientology cult game, inside-and-out, and isn't just standing by as a mere Gawker.

Only Body Thetans Can Make You Credible

"Not exactly Walter Cronkite…"

-- Greta Van Susteren - who is a Scientologist - responding to Anderson Cooper's criticisms, on FOX News.

Funny, but I don't remember Greta acting like a journalist and breaking any stories about Scientology's many lies, kidnappings, and harassment of current and former followers. O.K., it's not-so-funny.