He did not watch TV. He disliked the news. He didn’t listen to political radio. He didn’t take sides. He wasn’t on the left. He wasn’t on the right.He was just obsessed with 2012, conscience dreaming, mind control, brainwashing, the Buddha, and kept a shrine.
Go on - keep looking for answers in/arguing politics - like the Keystone Kops or Inspector Clouseau:
We can all rest assured you're "hot on the case".
UPDATE: We can now officially add U.F.O.s to the mix.